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thefloorisevil.bsky.social
Rosetta, tamer of all steeds.
@thefloorisevil.bsky.social
25, Genderfluid bitch with multiple names, owns every mount in ffxiv. (Rosetta Cellodon @ Midgardsormr) I also play a lot of pokemon.
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Got my 8th Orthos clear
This is quite possibly the funniest dialogue to be tied to the Last Mount In The Game For Me
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grise
October 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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OPPS PULLED UP
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am the girl with every attainable mount in an mmo, daughter of two parents that both collect rocks.
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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i was 18 years old when a man who admittedly only learned how to read when someone gave him science magazines considered the possibility that consistently passing tests but never doing homework might be something to ask more questions about
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Yeah so hey just a reminder about FanFest ticket resale: the names on tickets don’t lock in until January 31, and can be changed unlimited times until then, so be very careful about buying them from people you don’t know.
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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What if Bill Clinton just fucks *really* good and the last 25 years of elite politics have been people trying to get more bubba-gum sticks?
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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By far our funniest Metroid revelation was learning that Nintendo always meant something completely different when they called Samus a bounty hunter
I believe there is a large gulf between how Nintendo thinks about Metroid and how Metroid fans think about Metroid and it is exemplified by how the fanartists consistently draw Samus as a super buff women's football player and the official 3D artists tend to sculpt her like a supermodel
we need to find something people like about metroid besides playing as a buff lady who kicks an entire planet's ass because that obviously isn't it
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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anyway pokemon legends za fanart
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Threw together a vgc regulation F team since im looking into attending EUIC but im going the tiniest bit feral because the in game ladder is still regulation J for another month and a half and I really wanna practice and iron out the kinks before then
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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hey, seattle, here's a bookstore to avoid

(as nicole says, don't harass them! but I would add: also don't give them your money)
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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in case anyone else feels bad for blocking/unfollowing people, this is a reminder that these are tools meant to help filter feeds so users can avoid certain topics/people/themes etc. someone can still be cool with you and have you unfollowed/blocked on social media. it’s not always a personal attack
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Oh right I dont think i've ever posted this here bc i wasnt using this site when i got it.
Shoutouts to this comm i got from my friend Lou, who does not have any public social medias.
January 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Got an INCREDIBLE commission of Bantrett from my friend Lou (no public socials) of my elezen. Blood warning.
(Reupload because the compression was weird)
May 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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#nsfw #commission #teratophilia #NSFWFFXIV
Detailed illustration commission for Thefloorisevil
July 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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(NSFW - Corruption,parasitism,transformation)
Detailed illustration for TheFloorIsEvil
August 31, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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Dakimakura Comm 10Q!!!!
February 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM