The Demon Clown
@thedemonclown.bsky.social
Storyteller. Chaotic good. Idiot. Owner of a superterranean pseudo-clit.
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I get so pissed when guys start talking about "tHe MaLe LoNeLiNeSs ePiDeMiC" b/c, every time, they're just demanding women fix it. Ask those MFers how many guys they've bonded with lately and you get crickets. They don't want to befriend other men or help w/ their problems - they want women to.
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the part about that “i love hitler” groupchat is that it’s not surprising that all young republicans are nazis, this is just the average rightwinger these days. they’re all extremists who love every extreme position possible and everyone needs to realize that
October 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the part about that “i love hitler” groupchat is that it’s not surprising that all young republicans are nazis, this is just the average rightwinger these days. they’re all extremists who love every extreme position possible and everyone needs to realize that
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
@steampowered.com Question: any plans to make a TV app so I can stream to it from my Steam Deck instead of needing to add my PC as a middleman?
July 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@steampowered.com Question: any plans to make a TV app so I can stream to it from my Steam Deck instead of needing to add my PC as a middleman?
@paramountpictures.bsky.social Why is the P+ app & website so terrible? It takes, like, 3 seconds to go from one thing to the next thing when I'm browsing and the full list in each category stops between B & D. Stuff also randomly appears & disappears from my list. Can y'all not make this better?
March 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
@paramountpictures.bsky.social Why is the P+ app & website so terrible? It takes, like, 3 seconds to go from one thing to the next thing when I'm browsing and the full list in each category stops between B & D. Stuff also randomly appears & disappears from my list. Can y'all not make this better?
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okay but every fucking company that dropped anything remotely "DEI" so fast without any actual impetus to do so, preemptively for laws that were never going to be upheld because they weren't constitutional, needs to be fucking dragged into the street and stomped on forever
February 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
okay but every fucking company that dropped anything remotely "DEI" so fast without any actual impetus to do so, preemptively for laws that were never going to be upheld because they weren't constitutional, needs to be fucking dragged into the street and stomped on forever
I get so pissed when guys start talking about "tHe MaLe LoNeLiNeSs ePiDeMiC" b/c, every time, they're just demanding women fix it. Ask those MFers how many guys they've bonded with lately and you get crickets. They don't want to befriend other men or help w/ their problems - they want women to.
February 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I get so pissed when guys start talking about "tHe MaLe LoNeLiNeSs ePiDeMiC" b/c, every time, they're just demanding women fix it. Ask those MFers how many guys they've bonded with lately and you get crickets. They don't want to befriend other men or help w/ their problems - they want women to.
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Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
February 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
I don't quite know what to make of I Saw The TV Glow, but I know I like it 🤔
February 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I don't quite know what to make of I Saw The TV Glow, but I know I like it 🤔
The voice actor playing Spidey in Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man said he was afraid it was going to be "annoying and woke". Bruh... where do we even begin on that one?
January 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The voice actor playing Spidey in Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man said he was afraid it was going to be "annoying and woke". Bruh... where do we even begin on that one?
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Yes, please make the cost of coffee skyrocket. If anything could finally cost him the support of white women, it's making Starbucks cost $300 a cup.
BREAKING: TRUMP IMPOSES MASSIVE TARIFFS ON COLOMBIA, AMERICAN PRICES TO GO UP.
January 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Yes, please make the cost of coffee skyrocket. If anything could finally cost him the support of white women, it's making Starbucks cost $300 a cup.
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My best quality is respecting your boundaries so much that I never talk to you.
January 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My best quality is respecting your boundaries so much that I never talk to you.
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Congrats, cis women who threw us under the bus. If you don’t conform to traditional femme standard, a government representative might scream in your face and accuse you of being trans
Shout out to jk rowling. This is your future
gayety.co/rep-lauren-b...
Shout out to jk rowling. This is your future
gayety.co/rep-lauren-b...
January 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Congrats, cis women who threw us under the bus. If you don’t conform to traditional femme standard, a government representative might scream in your face and accuse you of being trans
Shout out to jk rowling. This is your future
gayety.co/rep-lauren-b...
Shout out to jk rowling. This is your future
gayety.co/rep-lauren-b...
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This is awesome. This is how to fight them, at every turn, with those who can stepping up.
Thanks to The Skimm.
Thanks to The Skimm.
The administration took down the reproductive rights website that women need access to. So The Skimm bought a url and brought the content back. Pass this on!
Go to reproductiverightsdotgov.com
Go to reproductiverightsdotgov.com
ReproductiveRights.Gov Vanished, So We Brought It Back
theSkimm makes it easier to live smarter. You're welcome. Get all the info you need from AM to PM, wherever you are.
reproductiverightsdotgov.com
January 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This is awesome. This is how to fight them, at every turn, with those who can stepping up.
Thanks to The Skimm.
Thanks to The Skimm.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Boyfriend applications should be a real thing. I'd much rather just shoot some chick a Google Docs link than approach her at a bar like, "DiD iT hUrT wHeN yOu FeLL fRoM hEaVeN?"
January 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Boyfriend applications should be a real thing. I'd much rather just shoot some chick a Google Docs link than approach her at a bar like, "DiD iT hUrT wHeN yOu FeLL fRoM hEaVeN?"
I love that my auto-correct actually changes "duck" to "fuck" 😂
January 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I love that my auto-correct actually changes "duck" to "fuck" 😂
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SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
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Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them
January 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them
Jesus Fucknasty Christ, I just ran 72% accuracy with a Breaker Incendiary & a Bushwhacker as my loadout. Am I the Matrix?
#Helldivers2
#Helldivers2
January 17, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Jesus Fucknasty Christ, I just ran 72% accuracy with a Breaker Incendiary & a Bushwhacker as my loadout. Am I the Matrix?
#Helldivers2
#Helldivers2
The biggest problem with most men is that they believe they're the main character of everyone else's universe and REALLY can't handle being informed otherwise.
January 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The biggest problem with most men is that they believe they're the main character of everyone else's universe and REALLY can't handle being informed otherwise.
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THEY TOLD US IN 2017 THAT THEY WERE COMING FOR OBERGEFELL AND THAT THEY WOULD USE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE AS A WEDGE ISSUE TO ACCOMPLISH IT
this is why we are furious at all politicians and pundits demanding we be sacrificed
this is why we are furious at all politicians and pundits demanding we be sacrificed
They told us in 2017 in the Nashville Statement that they were coming for Obergefell and that they would use transgender people as a wedge issue to accomplish it
December 3, 2024 at 1:45 AM
THEY TOLD US IN 2017 THAT THEY WERE COMING FOR OBERGEFELL AND THAT THEY WOULD USE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE AS A WEDGE ISSUE TO ACCOMPLISH IT
this is why we are furious at all politicians and pundits demanding we be sacrificed
this is why we are furious at all politicians and pundits demanding we be sacrificed
I'm watching a cutscene video of Wolfenstein: Youngblood and I don't see what all the hate was about. This game is great! The Blazkowicz girls are hilarious
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I'm watching a cutscene video of Wolfenstein: Youngblood and I don't see what all the hate was about. This game is great! The Blazkowicz girls are hilarious