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LA face with an Oakland booty.
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Old clock man behind the plate really thinks he's doing some good work.
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why does Sasaki pitch like Elaine dances?
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ok. No more Halloween. Let's go Jays.
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Nyo!
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Oh! People are at the SkyDome* watching the game on the Jumbotron**.

*Not called that anymore.
**Probably not called that anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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If you’re tired of hockey coverage being all betting lines while a cast of talking heads stumbles over each other to compete for who can best excuse managers and coaches being okay with SA, if you’re tired of AI slop, Game Over is your space.
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A real text I sent my wife today.
September 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You can't Lady and the Tramp a rice krispie square.
September 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Tim Hortons Chicken Bowls.

That's the tweet.
July 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Does Andy Samberg look like Nathan Fielder when he squints?
July 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Go hang a salami.
I'm a lasagna hog.
July 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
July 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I really think the most impractical of all cars must be the limousine
July 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Does Jake Johnson look more like David Krumholtz or Adam Pally?
July 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Beet root to yourself.
June 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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You wanna see something really scary? open.substack.com/pub/amandagu...
June 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me? Get that garbage out of my league. @cfl.ca better put a stop to this or they're going to get heat from other teams as well. As a TiCats fan I don't want to play some racists.
2021: after $2M in market research and consultations with Indigenous groups, the Edmonton Eskimos announce they're rebranding to the Elks

2024: the team is bought by construction tycoon Larry Thompson, ending 75 years of community ownership

2025: they HEAVILY hint they're bringing back Eskimos
May 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Gwyneth Philips

you are a rockstar
May 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Magic Amulets for everyone!
May 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
May 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Did John Tavares sell Max Pacioretty a magic amulet?
May 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM