Chrispy
@thechrissmas.bsky.social
Naarm/Melbourne, Australia.
• Top Bunk • Muscle Gainer • Queer • he/they • Married
• Top Bunk • Muscle Gainer • Queer • he/they • Married
I’ll never stop beating this horse by the way. If you’re going to wear, we can do better. We have sooo many unique and higher quality formula scents from everywhere now. Heck even Abercrombie is in chemist warehouse now and that smells better than these.
Yeah but that’s cuz straight men us 1 of 5 scents and they’re all awful.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’ll never stop beating this horse by the way. If you’re going to wear, we can do better. We have sooo many unique and higher quality formula scents from everywhere now. Heck even Abercrombie is in chemist warehouse now and that smells better than these.
JOOP! In 2025 absolutely not. sir you’re balding in your 50’s wearing that suit, you’ve got money for more than a $25 bottle of piss. I have a headache now 💀
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
JOOP! In 2025 absolutely not. sir you’re balding in your 50’s wearing that suit, you’ve got money for more than a $25 bottle of piss. I have a headache now 💀
Sitting alone in vip. (Waiting for people to turn up to meeting.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sitting alone in vip. (Waiting for people to turn up to meeting.
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Come grab all this belly
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Come grab all this belly
8.5 because ive been told that 😅
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
8.5 because ive been told that 😅
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Apparently all anyone has seen of the study is an abstract from the graduate student conducting the research, which has not been peer reviewed 🙃
This CNN post should also be unpublished.
This CNN post should also be unpublished.
October 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Apparently all anyone has seen of the study is an abstract from the graduate student conducting the research, which has not been peer reviewed 🙃
This CNN post should also be unpublished.
This CNN post should also be unpublished.
HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY
October 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY
newsroom.spotify.com/2025-09-10/l... Only took them 5 years but I guess better late than never.
Lossless Listening Arrives on Spotify Premium With a Richer, More Detailed Listening Experience — Spotify
Lossless on Spotify Premium is here. Lossless audio has been one of the most anticipated features on Spotify and now, finally, it’s started rolling out to Premium listeners in select markets. Premium...
newsroom.spotify.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
newsroom.spotify.com/2025-09-10/l... Only took them 5 years but I guess better late than never.
Finally. Remember if you’re on hfc or FTTP you’re able to get your speed boosts.
Thank god we’re 10 years behind the rest of the world.
Thank god we’re 10 years behind the rest of the world.
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Finally. Remember if you’re on hfc or FTTP you’re able to get your speed boosts.
Thank god we’re 10 years behind the rest of the world.
Thank god we’re 10 years behind the rest of the world.
Been a weird few weeks to be honest. Not sure what’s going on. I suppose *guestures vaguely* doesn’t help
September 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Been a weird few weeks to be honest. Not sure what’s going on. I suppose *guestures vaguely* doesn’t help
Wearing high fashion with all these rings and wet look hair doesn’t work if you’re also wearing brut.
July 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Wearing high fashion with all these rings and wet look hair doesn’t work if you’re also wearing brut.
They’re at 4 days. I think we can do much better than that 😈
Horny and up to no good. Wanna try teamlocked.men’s Bluesky challenge, so let’s see how long you all think I should lock up for.
Reply= +2hrs
Like= +2hrs
Repost= +8hrs
Tallying stops at noon tomorrow. Let’s see what happens!
Reply= +2hrs
Like= +2hrs
Repost= +8hrs
Tallying stops at noon tomorrow. Let’s see what happens!
July 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They’re at 4 days. I think we can do much better than that 😈
Forgot to post these from a few weeks back. First bath in years.
July 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Forgot to post these from a few weeks back. First bath in years.
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Bowser says: you can’t fight the fascists if you’re dehydrated. Have some water babe.
June 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Bowser says: you can’t fight the fascists if you’re dehydrated. Have some water babe.
It is BRISK this morning.
June 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It is BRISK this morning.
Can Apple fix the Apple Music shuffle problem. First shuffled song should be downloaded. Not sit there for 20-40 seconds trying to load shit over the internet.
Shuffle locally first. Play that and then shuffle everything. I WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE come on. #losslessproblems.
Shuffle locally first. Play that and then shuffle everything. I WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE come on. #losslessproblems.
June 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Can Apple fix the Apple Music shuffle problem. First shuffled song should be downloaded. Not sit there for 20-40 seconds trying to load shit over the internet.
Shuffle locally first. Play that and then shuffle everything. I WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE come on. #losslessproblems.
Shuffle locally first. Play that and then shuffle everything. I WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE come on. #losslessproblems.
“Who turned off the lights”
June 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“Who turned off the lights”
Top five!
1. Light years
2. The One (Freemasons Vocal Mix)
3. Come into my world
4. Shocked (DNA MIX)
5. What do I have to do (7” Mix)
1. Light years
2. The One (Freemasons Vocal Mix)
3. Come into my world
4. Shocked (DNA MIX)
5. What do I have to do (7” Mix)
it’s Kylie’s birthday - post your top 5 songs
Dreams
On A Night Like This
Surrender
Fragile
Love at First Sight
(A few of these change for me like every three months)
Dreams
On A Night Like This
Surrender
Fragile
Love at First Sight
(A few of these change for me like every three months)
it’s Kylie’s birthday - post your top 5 songs
I Believe In You
Too Far
Disco Down
Closer (1992)
Dreams
I Believe In You
Too Far
Disco Down
Closer (1992)
Dreams
May 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Top five!
1. Light years
2. The One (Freemasons Vocal Mix)
3. Come into my world
4. Shocked (DNA MIX)
5. What do I have to do (7” Mix)
1. Light years
2. The One (Freemasons Vocal Mix)
3. Come into my world
4. Shocked (DNA MIX)
5. What do I have to do (7” Mix)
Oh how I’ve missed this bitch. 🥰
SWEET (feat. Biig Piig) by MØ on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:56
music.apple.com
May 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oh how I’ve missed this bitch. 🥰
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You don't get to quote my posts if you don't even follow me.
May 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
You don't get to quote my posts if you don't even follow me.
Also appreciate this selfie I took during a meeting today.
May 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Also appreciate this selfie I took during a meeting today.
Time to say goodbye to some old friends.
I bought the hard drive on the left when I upgraded my computer in 2013 , into the right came out of an airport extreme also from 2013.
They still work, but they’re very slow and it’s time to move on hello 16tb! Welcome.
I bought the hard drive on the left when I upgraded my computer in 2013 , into the right came out of an airport extreme also from 2013.
They still work, but they’re very slow and it’s time to move on hello 16tb! Welcome.
May 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Time to say goodbye to some old friends.
I bought the hard drive on the left when I upgraded my computer in 2013 , into the right came out of an airport extreme also from 2013.
They still work, but they’re very slow and it’s time to move on hello 16tb! Welcome.
I bought the hard drive on the left when I upgraded my computer in 2013 , into the right came out of an airport extreme also from 2013.
They still work, but they’re very slow and it’s time to move on hello 16tb! Welcome.
Was such a lovely weekend
May 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Was such a lovely weekend
Oh I love this! 👀
May 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Oh I love this! 👀