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Chrispy
@thechrissmas.bsky.social
Naarm/Melbourne, Australia.

• Top Bunk • Muscle Gainer • Queer • he/they • Married
Wayyyy back when I was 16-21 this was my joy. My husband wears it for work now since I have like 4 half empty bottles. He loves it haha
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Honourable mention to one I always have just in case
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Currently it’s a mix between two. Depends on the day.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I smell anyone wearing these and it’s an immediate turn off. It’s not 2015 anymore come on now.

Also dishonourable mention to these two and that one that smells like fkn dill. HEY YOU DON’T NEED TO SMELL LIKE A PICKLE.
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yeah but that’s cuz straight men us 1 of 5 scents and they’re all awful.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sitting alone in vip. (Waiting for people to turn up to meeting.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Brisbane holiday was a huge success.
A much needed rest.

Feat. @kellerwolfexxx.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Finally. Remember if you’re on hfc or FTTP you’re able to get your speed boosts.

Thank god we’re 10 years behind the rest of the world.
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Forgot to post these from a few weeks back. First bath in years.
July 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
“Who turned off the lights”
June 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Also appreciate this selfie I took during a meeting today.
May 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Time to say goodbye to some old friends.
I bought the hard drive on the left when I upgraded my computer in 2013 , into the right came out of an airport extreme also from 2013.

They still work, but they’re very slow and it’s time to move on hello 16tb! Welcome.
May 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Was such a lovely weekend
May 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
😂😂😂
May 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
May 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
May 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I feel like they should have thought this through
April 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
We did it Joe!
April 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
IT IS TIME
April 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just had the best massage I think I’ve ever had. Goddam that was great shame about the construction, this view is amazing
April 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Oh hello there
April 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I haven’t posed in a while. But I’m still here. Just BUSY.
April 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is actually my favourite in a surprise twist!
March 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I fear I’m going to need Hayley Williams to do a feature on this. 🥵🥵
March 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Let’s gooooo
March 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM