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stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Goddamnit, Wolfe
@stopitwolfe.bsky.social
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Depressed beardy vegan enby. Not that one, the other one. The one with the name. Yes, it’s real.

Not a gainer, not into it, just a Blastoise.

I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions
I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee
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Goddamnit, Wolfe @stopitwolfe.bsky.social · Feb 28
To be absolutely clear, if you don’t support and hold space for bipoc and trans people/communities.

Do not mute me, do not unfollow me. Block me. Do not let me know you exist, for your own safety.

Do not ever in ANY capacity let yourself appear on my feed or mentions.
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Always soaked but never the way I want
Me, a beardy person with a mohawk in my elevator. I’m wearing a black outfit and holding my iPhone. You can my tshirt is drenched from the rain and my mesh hoody was not the best idea for the day.
February 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Started Valentine’s Day getting rawdogged, spent the rest of it watching cartoons and eating pasta alone

Sometimes you really can get exactly what you want
February 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
I can go up stairs fine, struggle to come down.

People ask less questions if you tell them your part bull than if you say you have a bad ankle.
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
This is fine.
Me, in black glasses and a sleeveless flannel shirt looking down at the camera. Purple lighting and a light fixture in the background.
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Sometimes you gotta lay in the sun and make all your faves for dinner.
Me, shirtless, lying on a bed looking at the window with an arm behind my head. The bedding is dark green and celestial, with a throw on the corner. A dining room table with a bowl of udon ramen, a side of smashed cucumber and green beans, and a plate of veggie gyoza. In the background is an iced hibiscus lemonade in a glass and a bowl of watermelon with some candles.
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Reposted by Goddamnit, Wolfe
bruteboner.bsky.social
So is this the continuation of that Top/Bottom meme, but with more MOISTure?
February 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
We saw you from across the noodle bar
A person with a large beard and hairy chest with a mohawk on a bed, next to a Blastoise plushie. The background is a dark green wall and the pillows/bedspread have astrology patterns.
February 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Take the trash out kiddo

Even if it’s 1am and it’s all you can manage for the day
A person with a thick beard and a mohawk in an elevator mirror. They are wearing a black t-shirt and maroon pants, while holding a smartphone and wearing wireless earbuds. The elevator walls are reflective and metallic.
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Life hack, post a dick pic just before you go for a nap

You’ll either sleep through your shame if it bombs, or you’ll wake up to people saying they like your moisture seeking missile
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
You know, I didn’t hate this one
The image shows a close-up of a hand holding a penis against a background with dim, colorful lighting.
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
That’s enough being awake time for me today.
A person with a thick beard and hairy chest is lying on a bed, partially covered by a blanket, wearing black underwear. The image is taken from a top-down perspective. The background features dark bedding and some furniture.
January 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Return of the funbags because I’m having a hot flush
A person with a prominent beard and styled hair is standing shirtless in a room with purple lighting. The background features a modern decor style with a few objects visible. The person appears to be looking down, possibly at a device.
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
My mother just mis referred to a clean and jerk as a “snatch and gape”.

She’s 65, I can’t tell if it’s more dangerous to tell her, or not tell her.
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
I hope you’re all enjoying your break from my constant hooters pics
Two spring rolls in a small holder, a container of stir-fried noodles with vegetables, a glass of iced tea, and a pair of chopsticks on a marble table.
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Waited all night for this shittttt 🖤
A glass of iced cold brew with a metal straw is positioned next to a vegan Simpsons style donut, all set against a dark marble surface.
January 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Got coffee✔️
Polished the pork sword ✔️✔️
Ate three donuts✔️
Tumbled into bed for a post nut nap✔️
Dyed beard
Brought down capitalism
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Honestly, if I don’t respond immediately the best thing you can do is send me another five messages ending with an aggressive rant.

I’m definitely not just living an actual life or busy, and the final vague yet insulting message is absolutely what drops my panties.
January 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Re obsessed with rice cooker meals
A bowl of rice mixed with vegetables including carrots, bell peppers, and bok choy, topped with tofu and edamame. A pink drink is in a clear cup beside it, and chopsticks are resting on the table next to the bowl.
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Just wanted to know if I could pull them off tbh
A shirtless person with a thick beard is lying back, making a face and wearing tusk teeth. The room has soft lighting, with a bookshelf visible in the background.
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Missing a few meals lately really did me no harm
A person with a beard and piercings taking a selfie while sitting on a couch. They are shirtless, with an arm resting on a pillow, and the setting has colorful lighting. Various items are visible on the couch, including a laptop and remotes.
January 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Me: ok this is it. Year of the slut.

Scruff: how funny would it be if we took away your ability to send messages and just didn’t fucking tell you?
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
I forget that everyone knows everyone in the community

Mainly because everyone just knows /of/ me, I only appear to a handful of people and then disappear at midnight for another half decade nap.
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Ok but if I close the jinbei how does my chest breathe?
A person with a beard and mohawk hairstyle in a bathroom mirror, wearing an open black kimono. They have earbuds in and are sticking out their tongue. The background includes a bathroom setting with towels hanging.
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Being ill for so long really had me pent up

RIP Mr Fleshlight, Nov 2025 - January 2026
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 AM
stopitwolfe.bsky.social
My plan is to remain the exact same person because if you don’t like me, fucking cry about it.

But like, to someone who cares if you live.
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM