Goddamnit, Wolfe
@stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Depressed beardy planting eating enby. Not that one, the other one. The one with the name. Yes, it’s a real name.
Not a gainer. Just a Blastoise.
I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions
I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee
🍉
Not a gainer. Just a Blastoise.
I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions
I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee
🍉
Less to wash next time around
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Less to wash next time around
😂 I KNEW someone would
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
😂 I KNEW someone would
I’d have to go down to let them in the special elevator
I’ll just do it manually, retain my purity.
I’ll just do it manually, retain my purity.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I’d have to go down to let them in the special elevator
I’ll just do it manually, retain my purity.
I’ll just do it manually, retain my purity.
THEY MAKE REUSABKE ONES THANK YOU
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
THEY MAKE REUSABKE ONES THANK YOU
Yeah, but my legs are very tired
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Yeah, but my legs are very tired
I know how much you want the Fuji Tv mascot, bub 🖤
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I know how much you want the Fuji Tv mascot, bub 🖤
And a plushie!
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
And a plushie!
Ok look, I was fresh out the shower and couldn’t be bothered to do it 😅
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ok look, I was fresh out the shower and couldn’t be bothered to do it 😅
Relying on my chest hair for engagement?
Damn, you got me.
Damn, you got me.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Relying on my chest hair for engagement?
Damn, you got me.
Damn, you got me.
I mean maybe I am talking about Mars?
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I mean maybe I am talking about Mars?
(Yes I know this isn’t how you sit in them. Stay mad that I can)
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(Yes I know this isn’t how you sit in them. Stay mad that I can)
Bruh, what’s a condom?
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Bruh, what’s a condom?
I’m coming home, I’ll grab you some cards on the way
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I’m coming home, I’ll grab you some cards on the way
Ok but real talk what are the chances donki has poppers
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Ok but real talk what are the chances donki has poppers