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Billy Procida
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Stand-up comedian. Podcaster. Writer. Jets fan.

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If you give a homeless a cookie, she'll want affordable housing to go with it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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We still do nude things in Winter!
It's exactly what it sounds like: top comics with no bottoms.

It's on eventbrite. #NYC
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
It's exactly what it sounds like: top comics with no bottoms.

It's on eventbrite. #NYC
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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"Only rarely was the concern addressed that these internet censorship bills could be used by the government to censor speech it does not like."
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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🧵Let’s talk about what DEI is.

Diversity, equity, and inclusion doesn’t mean people getting jobs because of their skin color, that’s what the absence of DEI does.

At one point, most professional sports leagues were white-only.
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm going to tell my kids this was Street Fighter.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I once thought about using they/them pronouns until I realized I barely have the confidence of one person.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Who does this benefit other than the major airline CEOs?
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I just ordered a pizza in New Orleans so I could complain that it's not like New York.
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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"The OSA is likely driving adults into a more fragmented, less regulated ecosystem, largely because people are uneasy about handing over ID. We’re probably not going to see less engagement with porn, we’ll see different routes to it — many of them far outside the spaces the law was written for.”
‘I watch more hardcore stuff on unregulated sites’: Men on their changing porn habits post-age verification
Three months since the UK introduced age checks for NSFW content online, some men are reporting unexpected (and some totally expected) changes in consumption
www.cosmopolitan.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I've entered this era of white guy.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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The Online Safety Act has made going online even more dangerous. Google is now warning that as Britons turn to VPNs to avoid the act, there's been an explosion in scam VPNs that sell data or provide it to state actors.

Naturally, that would includes data on (and access to) minors.
Google issues security alert: Your VPN app could be spyware in disguise
Google's November 2025 fraud advisory identified malicious VPNs as a rising threat
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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The sex industry doing more to take care of hunger than the President
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.

funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It's @ryankeelytm.bsky.social week on The Manwhore Podcast!

Stream wherever you listen to podcasts.
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I’m in Soho today. Remember, if you see me, don’t say hello: we’re not real friends. God bless.
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The first rule of social media is: if they have more followers than you, you follow back.
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"Fuck ICE!" but make it horny
#happyhalloween
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Tinder announced that it will require new US users to submit biometrics in order to access their account, using the facial scan to establish that the photos in their profile are, in fact them.

What happens with this data after establishing identity is much less clear.
Tinder to require facial recognition scans for new U.S. users
New Tinder users in the United States will have to submit a mandatory facial recongition scan soon.
mashable.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Andre Easton is a socialist candidate running to primary Ritchie Torres in NY-15. Watch the video.
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Stop trying to distract us from the Epstein files!!!
FOX Nation running a Ted Bundy "documentary" and blasting commercials through NFL action, do you think they're working on an Epstein one
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Okay weird but

We're taking our clothes off in Brooklyn tomorrow. Wanna come laugh?
October 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I am frequently distracted by the prospect of cumming. It's my Achilles' scrotum.
October 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Discord confirms that government IDs used for age-verification were compromised in a hack with a vendor.

Who could have predicted?

Oh, right.
Discord users suffer the first high-profile age-verification hack – and it's unlikely to be the last
Critics of age verification laws warned this was inevitable
www.tomsguide.com
October 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM