thebeespatella
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they/them. spite isn't an emotion, it's a lifestyle.
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“It’s always difficult to comment on an ongoing investigation,” he said, as he commented on an ongoing investigation.
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“It’s always difficult to comment on an ongoing investigation,” he said, as he commented on an ongoing investigation.
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In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Jack Posobiec is criticizing Weimar Republic Germany the right way.
--Ezra Klein
--Ezra Klein
October 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Jack Posobiec is criticizing Weimar Republic Germany the right way.
--Ezra Klein
--Ezra Klein
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The state goons are powerless before the awesome might of someone in an inflatable frog costume, and you seriously expect me to believe the situation is hopeless?
October 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The state goons are powerless before the awesome might of someone in an inflatable frog costume, and you seriously expect me to believe the situation is hopeless?
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Breaking News: Jane Goodall, one of the world’s most revered conservationists, died at 91. Her discoveries in the 1960s about how chimpanzees behaved in the wild broke new ground and represented what was called “one of the Western world’s great scientific achievements.” nyti.ms/42kpGxt
October 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Breaking News: Jane Goodall, one of the world’s most revered conservationists, died at 91. Her discoveries in the 1960s about how chimpanzees behaved in the wild broke new ground and represented what was called “one of the Western world’s great scientific achievements.” nyti.ms/42kpGxt
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"I will not give them what they want. I will not just leave. I’m going to make it as difficult as possible for these fuckheads.”
WIRED spoke with more than 200 federal workers in dozens of agencies to learn what happened as DOGE tore through their offices.
WIRED spoke with more than 200 federal workers in dozens of agencies to learn what happened as DOGE tore through their offices.
The Story of DOGE, as Told by Federal Workers
WIRED spoke with more than 200 federal workers in dozens of agencies to learn what happened as the Department of Government Efficiency tore through their offices.
www.wired.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"I will not give them what they want. I will not just leave. I’m going to make it as difficult as possible for these fuckheads.”
WIRED spoke with more than 200 federal workers in dozens of agencies to learn what happened as DOGE tore through their offices.
WIRED spoke with more than 200 federal workers in dozens of agencies to learn what happened as DOGE tore through their offices.
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If your intended audience can't understand your instructions, can't be bothered to carry out your instructions, and/or following your instructions fails to actually solve the problems that they have, you're just masturbating.
September 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If your intended audience can't understand your instructions, can't be bothered to carry out your instructions, and/or following your instructions fails to actually solve the problems that they have, you're just masturbating.
Lmao?????
Tom Homan, who was later named President Trump’s border chief, was recorded in September 2024 accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash in an undercover FBI investigation, according to people familiar with the case, which was later closed by Trump administration officials.
Trump Justice Dept. Closed Investigation Into Tom Homan for Accepting Bag of Cash
Mr. Homan came under scrutiny after he was said to be recorded last year taking $50,000 in cash from undercover F.B.I. agents.
nyti.ms
September 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Lmao?????
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Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be https://theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-consti-1819571149/
September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be https://theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-consti-1819571149/
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Brazil’s supreme court finds Bolsonaro guilty of plotting military coup
Brazil’s supreme court finds Bolsonaro guilty of plotting military coup
Former president faces decades-long jail sentence for seeking to forcibly cling to power after losing 2022 election
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Anatomy of a coup plot: why Jair Bolsonaro is on trial
A majority of Brazil’s supreme court judges have voted to convict the country’s former president Jair Bolsonaro of plotting a military coup, leaving the far-right populist facing a decades-long sentence for leading the criminal conspiracy.
Justice Cármen Lúcia Antunes Rocha ruled on Thursday that Bolsonaro – a former paratrooper who was elected president in 2018 – was guilty of seeking to forcibly cling to power after losing the 2022 election, meaning three of the five judges involved in the trial had found Brazil’s former leader guilty. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Brazil’s supreme court finds Bolsonaro guilty of plotting military coup
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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THANK YOU. As someone who lives in a red state but did not vote for this, whose voice and vote are drowned out because of gerrymandering and political nonsense, I am incensed when purity test lefties want to throw entire regions under the bus. Shut up and ask us about coalition building
When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.
September 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
THANK YOU. As someone who lives in a red state but did not vote for this, whose voice and vote are drowned out because of gerrymandering and political nonsense, I am incensed when purity test lefties want to throw entire regions under the bus. Shut up and ask us about coalition building
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hole detail, stewart beach mini golf seawall, galveston, texas, 1986
September 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
hole detail, stewart beach mini golf seawall, galveston, texas, 1986
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"I can't believe people aren't reacting to the DC occupation America is cooked" it has been less than a week
It has been less than a week!!
It is WAY too early to say how this thing is gonna go down
It has been less than a week!!
It is WAY too early to say how this thing is gonna go down
August 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"I can't believe people aren't reacting to the DC occupation America is cooked" it has been less than a week
It has been less than a week!!
It is WAY too early to say how this thing is gonna go down
It has been less than a week!!
It is WAY too early to say how this thing is gonna go down
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I wrote about how these bullshit “child safety” laws that are framed as cracking down on big tech actually do the exact opposite, for @zeteo.com
The Latest Government Gift to Big Tech and Corporate Power
Lawmakers claim new age verification laws are about ‘child safety’ – but, in reality, they expand surveillance and silence dissent.
zeteo.com
August 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I wrote about how these bullshit “child safety” laws that are framed as cracking down on big tech actually do the exact opposite, for @zeteo.com
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60 Minutes Australia said YOLO and did a major investigation into Trump and Epstein.
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youtu.be/qMIP4RIoCHc?...
Why is Donald Trump refusing to release the Epstein files? | 60 Minutes Australia
YouTube video by 60 Minutes Australia
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August 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
60 Minutes Australia said YOLO and did a major investigation into Trump and Epstein.
youtu.be/qMIP4RIoCHc?...
youtu.be/qMIP4RIoCHc?...
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The Washington Post sent me a push alert for this dreck, and I would like to know who made that decision so I can incite them to meet me in the Octagon
August 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Washington Post sent me a push alert for this dreck, and I would like to know who made that decision so I can incite them to meet me in the Octagon
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Heads up - Instagram added a new maps feature that shows your location. Thankfully someone let me know and I just opted out! Go to “settings and activity” and activity and then select “Story, live and location” to select who can view your location !
August 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Heads up - Instagram added a new maps feature that shows your location. Thankfully someone let me know and I just opted out! Go to “settings and activity” and activity and then select “Story, live and location” to select who can view your location !
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August 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-rem...
August 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-rem...
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Does anyone actually take this seriously anymore? Is anyone truly thinking "OpenAI is worth five hundred billion dollars" and able to express why? Oh they're buying their own data centers maybe? Or is Oracle doing that? Salesforce's market cap is $236bn! This is very silly now!
August 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Does anyone actually take this seriously anymore? Is anyone truly thinking "OpenAI is worth five hundred billion dollars" and able to express why? Oh they're buying their own data centers maybe? Or is Oracle doing that? Salesforce's market cap is $236bn! This is very silly now!
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$500 billion valuation? Private secondary stock sale? Sure sounds like a very real company with a future and not a suicide round used to juice as much possible remaining value from this company before it explodes when it can't convert to a for profit. Alternatively they keep raising capital forever
August 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
$500 billion valuation? Private secondary stock sale? Sure sounds like a very real company with a future and not a suicide round used to juice as much possible remaining value from this company before it explodes when it can't convert to a for profit. Alternatively they keep raising capital forever
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it's crazy that i wake up every day and think "i can't possibly have anything else to say on twitter" and then the US Department of Defense will be like "Our Secretary of Defense has great jeans ☺️"
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
it's crazy that i wake up every day and think "i can't possibly have anything else to say on twitter" and then the US Department of Defense will be like "Our Secretary of Defense has great jeans ☺️"
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imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone