Hoagie Slut
@thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com
The carbs could not be simpler. But you know what? You do you.
Go birds 🦅
She/her
Go birds 🦅
She/her
Pinned
Me and Craig and the cicada had a dance party so this was the best night of my life
Noooo that’s my emotional support 100 repost instagram story
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Noooo that’s my emotional support 100 repost instagram story
He didn’t have to go this hard
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November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
He didn’t have to go this hard
And we Stan them
The official drink of girls who wear Cookie Monster pajama pants to their court date
BOOKMARKED!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And we Stan them
FOUR FOR YOU DAVID REBOLLOSO YOU GO DAVID REBOLLOSO
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
FOUR FOR YOU DAVID REBOLLOSO YOU GO DAVID REBOLLOSO
On that “trying not to hurt myself” shit again
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
On that “trying not to hurt myself” shit again
What if I just buzz all my hair off again
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
What if I just buzz all my hair off again
The pterodactyl just flew above me
Why is it out at night
Why is it out at night
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The pterodactyl just flew above me
Why is it out at night
Why is it out at night
Regretfully, would
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Regretfully, would
Just remembered I have sour cream dip at home
Tonight’s gonna be lit
Tonight’s gonna be lit
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just remembered I have sour cream dip at home
Tonight’s gonna be lit
Tonight’s gonna be lit
Our washer is sudsing so much more since I put the affresh tab in
Anecdotal evidence and all but for $2 it was worth it for us
Anecdotal evidence and all but for $2 it was worth it for us
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Our washer is sudsing so much more since I put the affresh tab in
Anecdotal evidence and all but for $2 it was worth it for us
Anecdotal evidence and all but for $2 it was worth it for us
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Everything I needed to know about Nazis I learned from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Indy hates them. God hates them. I’ma keep that same energy.
Indy hates them. God hates them. I’ma keep that same energy.
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Everything I needed to know about Nazis I learned from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Indy hates them. God hates them. I’ma keep that same energy.
Indy hates them. God hates them. I’ma keep that same energy.
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My neighbor keeps saying "jingle bells" and nothing else. I'm guessing he'll add more as the days go by up until Christmas
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My neighbor keeps saying "jingle bells" and nothing else. I'm guessing he'll add more as the days go by up until Christmas
“Oh by the way daddy has skin cancer on his face”
Oh cool
(He’s fine he’s gonna get a cream for it and that should take care of it)
Oh cool
(He’s fine he’s gonna get a cream for it and that should take care of it)
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“Oh by the way daddy has skin cancer on his face”
Oh cool
(He’s fine he’s gonna get a cream for it and that should take care of it)
Oh cool
(He’s fine he’s gonna get a cream for it and that should take care of it)
Anyway be kind to your fellow humans, it really doesn’t take much
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Anyway be kind to your fellow humans, it really doesn’t take much
I really do gotta start keeping some more neutral quilts on hand tho lmao
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I really do gotta start keeping some more neutral quilts on hand tho lmao
I bought him a new cane too
Who the hell steals a cane from a dude with a bum leg
Who the hell steals a cane from a dude with a bum leg
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I bought him a new cane too
Who the hell steals a cane from a dude with a bum leg
Who the hell steals a cane from a dude with a bum leg
Just gave away my favorite car quilt 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just gave away my favorite car quilt 🥰
Just saw the mythical “PEN15” Pennsylvania license plate out in the wild
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just saw the mythical “PEN15” Pennsylvania license plate out in the wild
Since when is a bacon egg and cheese biscuit $5
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Since when is a bacon egg and cheese biscuit $5
Ran a cleaning cycle in the washing machine with an affresh tab 😷😷😷
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ran a cleaning cycle in the washing machine with an affresh tab 😷😷😷
My hot take for the night is that “skincare for kids” isn’t inherently bad
In the same way kids love playing dress up and with makeup, they want to “treat” themselves to masks and lotions like they see their grown ups do, and making a safe and gentle version for kids to use is a good idea actually
In the same way kids love playing dress up and with makeup, they want to “treat” themselves to masks and lotions like they see their grown ups do, and making a safe and gentle version for kids to use is a good idea actually
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My hot take for the night is that “skincare for kids” isn’t inherently bad
In the same way kids love playing dress up and with makeup, they want to “treat” themselves to masks and lotions like they see their grown ups do, and making a safe and gentle version for kids to use is a good idea actually
In the same way kids love playing dress up and with makeup, they want to “treat” themselves to masks and lotions like they see their grown ups do, and making a safe and gentle version for kids to use is a good idea actually
I love my squatty potty
That is all
That is all
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I love my squatty potty
That is all
That is all
You know how sometimes you say “this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen” and you think “well maybe not the WORST”
I’ve seen 2 Girls 1 Cup
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen
I’ve seen 2 Girls 1 Cup
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You know how sometimes you say “this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen” and you think “well maybe not the WORST”
I’ve seen 2 Girls 1 Cup
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen
I’ve seen 2 Girls 1 Cup
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen
I am shook
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I am shook