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Hoagie Slut
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The carbs could not be simpler. But you know what? You do you.

Go birds 🦅

She/her
I am shook
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Being in a situationship with no commitment
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Do we think I could turn this into a tattoo
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
So there’s a potato chip commercial with a kid that legit looks like what we think future nibling will look like

Taking any and all potato related nickname suggestions
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How bad could it be
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Peanut loves her big brother Marko SO much
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Literally fell to my knees
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Trust your intuition!!!! My heart kept telling me to wear turquoise tunnels this week and here we are now!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ma : you need to make a baby quilt

Me : for who

Ma : brother and sister in law
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Always wanted a tattoo in honor of my time spent with CB and I jus realized it should be Big Challenges
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Been going heavy on the blush lately because I’m naturally pretty red most of the time and I like it
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I know I should stop speed running my quilts but,,, this one is somehow the best quality one I’ve ever made and it took me 3 days lmao
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Finishing the borders and hopefully basting tomorrow
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Close up of the badge, I had to spray it with water to take the blue pen marks out
October 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
SPACE
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mama I’m coming home
October 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Please don’t tell RFK Jr 😰😰😰
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Like??? Is she not incredible???
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Imagine yelling at me for doing my job lmao
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Been stuck on the highway for half an hour but at least my cursed shoes are cute (I literally said to myself “this is a bad idea I should not wear these shoes today” and that caused the highway backup)
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
People love (LOVE - like, they’re freaks about it) to make fun of me for using children’s water bottles but

- they’re the perfect size for when I’m making Gatorade or mixing a drink

- they’re leak proof

- they’re 2 for $15

- fruits?????!
October 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hoping the theme for this quilt is obvious
October 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Not to be all “cursive is important actually” but literally all of our handwritten records are in cursive and some are in FANCY cursive and I always end up being the one looking through these because my coworkers in their mid 20s can’t even comprehend it
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I think I would’ve figure it out without the hyperlink
October 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
October 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM