Alonis the Law Lynx
@thatbloodypinko.bsky.social
Lawyer ... lynx ... LawLynx! I'm well above the age of majority in every US state (34). Eagle Scout, HAM radio, and fan of big nuclear reactors. Always trying to learn new things because the law never stands still. He/Him/His
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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I respect this hustle.
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I respect this hustle.
Got my influenza vaccine this week but no Covid-19 vaccine was available because that's how medical freedom works in the USA.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Got my influenza vaccine this week but no Covid-19 vaccine was available because that's how medical freedom works in the USA.
The world would be a much better place if habitual criminals used their energy like this guy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darius_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darius_...
Darius McCollum - Wikipedia
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November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The world would be a much better place if habitual criminals used their energy like this guy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darius_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darius_...
I know it's not *biblically accurate*, but the Warthog should have hub electric motors in each wheel, not an ICE for something relased for the 2319 model year to be used on alien planets.
a black vehicle is driving down a dirt road with trees behind it
ALT: a black vehicle is driving down a dirt road with trees behind it
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I know it's not *biblically accurate*, but the Warthog should have hub electric motors in each wheel, not an ICE for something relased for the 2319 model year to be used on alien planets.
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For the folks that weren't there for it:
"Gay" and "Fag" were some of the most common insults in the 90's and early 00's. States passed laws and constitutional amendments blocking gays from marriage. Beatings and violence were everyday occurances. You could be fired from your job.
There is progress.
"Gay" and "Fag" were some of the most common insults in the 90's and early 00's. States passed laws and constitutional amendments blocking gays from marriage. Beatings and violence were everyday occurances. You could be fired from your job.
There is progress.
*deep breath*
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
For the folks that weren't there for it:
"Gay" and "Fag" were some of the most common insults in the 90's and early 00's. States passed laws and constitutional amendments blocking gays from marriage. Beatings and violence were everyday occurances. You could be fired from your job.
There is progress.
"Gay" and "Fag" were some of the most common insults in the 90's and early 00's. States passed laws and constitutional amendments blocking gays from marriage. Beatings and violence were everyday occurances. You could be fired from your job.
There is progress.
Switched to the natural gas boiler today after temps got to the lower 20°s F / -6° C.
The heat pump alone did a good job considering the size of this old house. 🙂
The heat pump alone did a good job considering the size of this old house. 🙂
Heat pumps are cool.
Ours has allowed us to hold off on running the natural gas boiler long enough that my electricity and natural gas company sent me a letter asking me to call them as there was something possibly wrong with the gas meter. Turns out they were just skeeved out by 0 gas this month.
Ours has allowed us to hold off on running the natural gas boiler long enough that my electricity and natural gas company sent me a letter asking me to call them as there was something possibly wrong with the gas meter. Turns out they were just skeeved out by 0 gas this month.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Switched to the natural gas boiler today after temps got to the lower 20°s F / -6° C.
The heat pump alone did a good job considering the size of this old house. 🙂
The heat pump alone did a good job considering the size of this old house. 🙂
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Large trucks have just become minivans for people who are trying to look cool or have low self-esteem.
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Large trucks have just become minivans for people who are trying to look cool or have low self-esteem.
[This is from April 2024.]
Turns out Ye's Donda Academy may have been even more fucked up than it at first seemed.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Turns out Ye's Donda Academy may have been even more fucked up than it at first seemed.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Ye wanted to shave Donda Academy students' heads and lock kids in cages, ex-employee says in lawsuit
The former employee, who alleges discrimination and retaliation, says in his suit that the artist formerly known as Kanye West compared himself to Hitler — “minus the gas chambers.”
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
[This is from April 2024.]
Turns out Ye's Donda Academy may have been even more fucked up than it at first seemed.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Turns out Ye's Donda Academy may have been even more fucked up than it at first seemed.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Okay, I'll wait until 19 November 2026 for GTA VI.
Here's to hoping the world isn't even more messed up at that time.
Here's to hoping the world isn't even more messed up at that time.
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Okay, I'll wait until 19 November 2026 for GTA VI.
Here's to hoping the world isn't even more messed up at that time.
Here's to hoping the world isn't even more messed up at that time.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
And today, the motorcycle endorsement is official on my driver's license.
Now it's:
- Life insurance policy.
- Clear garage space.
- Get riding jacket.
- Find my first motorcycle!
Now it's:
- Life insurance policy.
- Clear garage space.
- Get riding jacket.
- Find my first motorcycle!
Huzzah!
I unlocked a new experience today: ride a motorcycle!
(Day 1 of my MSF basic rider course done.)
I unlocked a new experience today: ride a motorcycle!
(Day 1 of my MSF basic rider course done.)
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
And today, the motorcycle endorsement is official on my driver's license.
Now it's:
- Life insurance policy.
- Clear garage space.
- Get riding jacket.
- Find my first motorcycle!
Now it's:
- Life insurance policy.
- Clear garage space.
- Get riding jacket.
- Find my first motorcycle!
Heat pumps are cool.
Ours has allowed us to hold off on running the natural gas boiler long enough that my electricity and natural gas company sent me a letter asking me to call them as there was something possibly wrong with the gas meter. Turns out they were just skeeved out by 0 gas this month.
Ours has allowed us to hold off on running the natural gas boiler long enough that my electricity and natural gas company sent me a letter asking me to call them as there was something possibly wrong with the gas meter. Turns out they were just skeeved out by 0 gas this month.
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Heat pumps are cool.
Ours has allowed us to hold off on running the natural gas boiler long enough that my electricity and natural gas company sent me a letter asking me to call them as there was something possibly wrong with the gas meter. Turns out they were just skeeved out by 0 gas this month.
Ours has allowed us to hold off on running the natural gas boiler long enough that my electricity and natural gas company sent me a letter asking me to call them as there was something possibly wrong with the gas meter. Turns out they were just skeeved out by 0 gas this month.
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We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic
Noooooo ...
This guy spoke at my law school several years ago and got to meet the federal judge who sentenced him to prison as well. Disappointed to see this happen.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
This guy spoke at my law school several years ago and got to meet the federal judge who sentenced him to prison as well. Disappointed to see this happen.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
www.reuters.com
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Noooooo ...
This guy spoke at my law school several years ago and got to meet the federal judge who sentenced him to prison as well. Disappointed to see this happen.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
This guy spoke at my law school several years ago and got to meet the federal judge who sentenced him to prison as well. Disappointed to see this happen.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
"You mean there was once an entire *airline* dedicated to trans people!?"
"Yup ... Trans World Airlines (TWA)! See what they took from us?"
"Yup ... Trans World Airlines (TWA)! See what they took from us?"
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"You mean there was once an entire *airline* dedicated to trans people!?"
"Yup ... Trans World Airlines (TWA)! See what they took from us?"
"Yup ... Trans World Airlines (TWA)! See what they took from us?"
I think the USA is going to have a "Commodore Matthew Perry" moment in the next few years with respect to China's technological progress. I don't think most Americans will take it well.
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I think the USA is going to have a "Commodore Matthew Perry" moment in the next few years with respect to China's technological progress. I don't think most Americans will take it well.
Oh God, inmates are asking their girlfriends on the phone to draft motions with Chat GPT and then read them back over the phone.
It's *painful* to listen to.
It's *painful* to listen to.
October 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oh God, inmates are asking their girlfriends on the phone to draft motions with Chat GPT and then read them back over the phone.
It's *painful* to listen to.
It's *painful* to listen to.
This is a religious thing, right?
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/2013-12-03-2.jpg
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This is a religious thing, right?
Bivens v. 469 Unknown Named Agents.
October 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Bivens v. 469 Unknown Named Agents.
Tail-tucks ... they're important for safe riding! So don't forget yours.
It's no fun to get your tail caught in your rear wheel.
(I get the species exemption 😊)
It's no fun to get your tail caught in your rear wheel.
(I get the species exemption 😊)
Huzzah!
I unlocked a new experience today: ride a motorcycle!
(Day 1 of my MSF basic rider course done.)
I unlocked a new experience today: ride a motorcycle!
(Day 1 of my MSF basic rider course done.)
October 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Tail-tucks ... they're important for safe riding! So don't forget yours.
It's no fun to get your tail caught in your rear wheel.
(I get the species exemption 😊)
It's no fun to get your tail caught in your rear wheel.
(I get the species exemption 😊)
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Do what you can to help those you can, no matter where they are, no matter where you are. Sometimes, the simplest gesture can make the biggest difference, and you may never know.
September 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Do what you can to help those you can, no matter where they are, no matter where you are. Sometimes, the simplest gesture can make the biggest difference, and you may never know.
I appreciate that UK emergency services *consistently* use the NATO phonetic alphabet.
In the USA, each person seems to make up whatever phonetics come to mind in the moment.
"Nora" "Ocean." Etc.
In the USA, each person seems to make up whatever phonetics come to mind in the moment.
"Nora" "Ocean." Etc.
October 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I appreciate that UK emergency services *consistently* use the NATO phonetic alphabet.
In the USA, each person seems to make up whatever phonetics come to mind in the moment.
"Nora" "Ocean." Etc.
In the USA, each person seems to make up whatever phonetics come to mind in the moment.
"Nora" "Ocean." Etc.