Alonis the Law Lynx
@thatbloodypinko.bsky.social
Lawyer ... lynx ... LawLynx! I'm well above the age of majority in every US state (34). Eagle Scout, HAM radio, and fan of big nuclear reactors. Always trying to learn new things because the law never stands still. He/Him/His
I respect this hustle.
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I respect this hustle.
I've seen several Enron ads on Facebook like this. Are they actually back or is this a marketing stunt?
September 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I've seen several Enron ads on Facebook like this. Are they actually back or is this a marketing stunt?
Communism = literally anything bad is a long American tradition. This was taken in 1959 in Little Rock, Arkansas.
September 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Communism = literally anything bad is a long American tradition. This was taken in 1959 in Little Rock, Arkansas.
"The fun must stop at 60 years old."
August 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"The fun must stop at 60 years old."
Even ChatGPT was like "Hold the fuck up ..."
August 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Even ChatGPT was like "Hold the fuck up ..."
Phew, uh ... dodged a bullet with this one.
August 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Phew, uh ... dodged a bullet with this one.
This sums up a lot of angry online whataboutism energy.
From Reddit /r/AreTheStraightsOk
From Reddit /r/AreTheStraightsOk
August 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This sums up a lot of angry online whataboutism energy.
From Reddit /r/AreTheStraightsOk
From Reddit /r/AreTheStraightsOk
Oh my ... is Episode 1 finally going to be released this year!?
July 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Oh my ... is Episode 1 finally going to be released this year!?
"Seatbelts everyone!" - Miss Frizzle.
July 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Seatbelts everyone!" - Miss Frizzle.
The Bradford Exchange is a brilliant boomer money extraction machine.
Ohhh ... I get a "PRIORITY RESERVATION?!"
Sign me up!
I'd love to shop like it's 1992!
Ohhh ... I get a "PRIORITY RESERVATION?!"
Sign me up!
I'd love to shop like it's 1992!
July 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The Bradford Exchange is a brilliant boomer money extraction machine.
Ohhh ... I get a "PRIORITY RESERVATION?!"
Sign me up!
I'd love to shop like it's 1992!
Ohhh ... I get a "PRIORITY RESERVATION?!"
Sign me up!
I'd love to shop like it's 1992!
Ain't no confidence like Reddit confidence.
June 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ain't no confidence like Reddit confidence.
YOUR United States Department of Homeland security is posting ... Spy Kids 2 memes now.
June 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
YOUR United States Department of Homeland security is posting ... Spy Kids 2 memes now.
YouTube app is now suggesting comments.
Bleh ...
Can't see how that would go horribly wrong with Ye's new song.
Bleh ...
Can't see how that would go horribly wrong with Ye's new song.
May 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
YouTube app is now suggesting comments.
Bleh ...
Can't see how that would go horribly wrong with Ye's new song.
Bleh ...
Can't see how that would go horribly wrong with Ye's new song.
The trend of de-branding has removed the personality out of so many brands. It's depressing. 😔
May 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The trend of de-branding has removed the personality out of so many brands. It's depressing. 😔
The Holiday Inn logo up to 2003 was peak Holiday Inn branding.
When you saw it, you knew you were on a fun family trip, tired but still excited from hours sitting on the back bench of your family's 1992 Chevrolet Astro EXT with your brother. It was now time to run and explore the new place.
When you saw it, you knew you were on a fun family trip, tired but still excited from hours sitting on the back bench of your family's 1992 Chevrolet Astro EXT with your brother. It was now time to run and explore the new place.
May 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Holiday Inn logo up to 2003 was peak Holiday Inn branding.
When you saw it, you knew you were on a fun family trip, tired but still excited from hours sitting on the back bench of your family's 1992 Chevrolet Astro EXT with your brother. It was now time to run and explore the new place.
When you saw it, you knew you were on a fun family trip, tired but still excited from hours sitting on the back bench of your family's 1992 Chevrolet Astro EXT with your brother. It was now time to run and explore the new place.
Whoever wrote "Hug a furry" at the Coffee Cup travel plaza in Summit, South Dakota, I see you. 😉
May 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Whoever wrote "Hug a furry" at the Coffee Cup travel plaza in Summit, South Dakota, I see you. 😉
Precisely, there are some actions that should only be done by a human.
May 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Precisely, there are some actions that should only be done by a human.
Reuters camera operator picked this guy as the papal announcer.
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reuters camera operator picked this guy as the papal announcer.
What do you think about his other assets used in the crime?
May 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What do you think about his other assets used in the crime?
Be back soon ... I'll be staring at the lovely cut-aways tonight.
May 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Be back soon ... I'll be staring at the lovely cut-aways tonight.
I feel sorry for the TSA agents that are gonna get bitched at tomorrow by folks who booked their vacations 2 years ago.
May 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I feel sorry for the TSA agents that are gonna get bitched at tomorrow by folks who booked their vacations 2 years ago.
Picking up litter outside the jail and reading this I can't think of a more drab name.
At least it's kosher!
The prison industrial complex isn't trying to be creative, just profitable.
At least it's kosher!
The prison industrial complex isn't trying to be creative, just profitable.
April 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Picking up litter outside the jail and reading this I can't think of a more drab name.
At least it's kosher!
The prison industrial complex isn't trying to be creative, just profitable.
At least it's kosher!
The prison industrial complex isn't trying to be creative, just profitable.
What does Amazon have against Vermont?
April 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What does Amazon have against Vermont?