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Ambrosia
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v-girl outlaw
most ok tgirl
NSFW MDNI

venmo: ambrosiaxo
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huey said smthn rude abt bosses stubble and it upset ocelot
(he will face disciplinary action)

art from ashley :3

#metalgear
May 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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May 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
April 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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apparently i "grind" my ass into to the big spoon's "crotch" even when i'm asleep and it makes them "horny"? not my fault you took the bitch seat on the slumberland express
March 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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slapping a "I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy" on a twenty dollar baggie of ketamine
March 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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cw somno
March 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*
way funnier knowing in any emergency situation she'd have to be clicking through a bunch of submenus to even open the glovebox
March 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Im adopting a new strategy
March 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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*worker dragging enormous stones miles and miles across england* So this is for the gods?

Druids: totally

[Later]

Druids: okay so each of the goals on the outer ring is one point each and then these center ones are double
March 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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kids nowadays vape in the school bathrooms like their life depends on it,,, back in my day we had a proper childhood with sigarettes!! and worms!!!
March 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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🐝Ball jointed angel 🪽
[ #furryart #furry #art #oc ]
March 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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every material difference between the defined binary sexes is either malleable, a slight statistical difference, or unobservable to the point irrelevance
Biological Sex is chromosomes, hormones, gametes, gonads, a whole load of epigenetic stuff, various organs like breasts etc

The only reason transphobes go on and on about chromosomes is because they are the only part you can't change with transition, not because they're important. They aren't
March 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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paws at u
paws at u
paws at u

hey ... can i suck ur cock ><

this offer is only for girls rn its girls only okay guys go away i dont want u here
March 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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This isn't to try and punish people or just be a bitch. But understand I need to protect my peace and my boundaries. I've been letting people cross them for too long.

Like fuck me Im literally just trying to spread joy, make dumb jokes, and talk about life.
February 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I've decided being as nice as possible to people has literally led to nothing more than being walked on, ignored, and overall treated like shit.

I have decided I will be getting meaner. I don't deserve this shit.

This doesn't mean Im going to be mean just cuz, but the cycle is going to end.
February 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Become ungovernable and live your truth. That is the only way to survive and build a new society for all.
February 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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idk what trans girl needs to hear this but: your teeth are so sharp and menacing! your claws could shred a man in seconds! you are capable of sooooo much violence. you look gorgeous soaked in blood.
January 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I am the world's no. 1 bottom. all bottoms kneel before me
February 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I found out they used puppets with actual puppeteers as stand-ins for where to place the CGI models in Sonic 3 so that the actors didn’t have to act against tennis balls and now I want the puppet cut of Sonic 3.
February 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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ask your local anarchist DIY tranny about estradiol enanthate today
ask your doctor about estradiol cypionate today
February 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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i’m not a “distraction” i’m a transsexual dyke faggot and don’t you forget it 😤
February 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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The reason villains are typically more interesting than heroes in fiction is very simple. Heroes in most mainstream American art obey the law and uphold the status quo. If you want more interesting good guys, you need to start writing heroes who blow up pipelines and kill ICE agents.
February 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM