Teresa Maly
@teresamaly.bsky.social
I am still three raccoons in a trenchcoat.
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Trisha Paytas
Who would be the funniest person to come forward and confess that they also have a secret test tube baby with Elon Musk?
March 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Trisha Paytas
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Bill Burr is absolutely spot on. We are the richest country the world has even know. We should be living in utopia, but currently like 4 guys own everything.
youtu.be/3bFn9b5iRhE?...
youtu.be/3bFn9b5iRhE?...
Bill Burr RIPS APART Billionaires As Rabid Dogs That Need To Be Put Down
YouTube video by The Damage Report
youtu.be
February 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bill Burr is absolutely spot on. We are the richest country the world has even know. We should be living in utopia, but currently like 4 guys own everything.
youtu.be/3bFn9b5iRhE?...
youtu.be/3bFn9b5iRhE?...
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Critic @lindaholmes.bsky.social has been playing The Sims since the early 2000s. Twenty five years in, she says she still finds the game charming but puzzling.
For 25 years, The Sims have made a game out of the daily grind
Critic Linda Holmes has been playing The Sims since the early 2000s. Twenty five years in, she says she still finds the game charming but puzzling.
www.npr.org
February 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Critic @lindaholmes.bsky.social has been playing The Sims since the early 2000s. Twenty five years in, she says she still finds the game charming but puzzling.
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Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
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Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson
January 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson
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So fascinated by the human impulse to be like 'wow, this food sanitation practice really improved the quality and safety of food, what an amazing development, we should definitely stop doing it.'
January 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So fascinated by the human impulse to be like 'wow, this food sanitation practice really improved the quality and safety of food, what an amazing development, we should definitely stop doing it.'
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This must hit so hard if you’re stupid
January 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This must hit so hard if you’re stupid
I cried in Whole Foods today because they were playing Simply Red over the speakers and it made me miss my parents. Internet friends, I saw my parents 4 days ago.
December 29, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I cried in Whole Foods today because they were playing Simply Red over the speakers and it made me miss my parents. Internet friends, I saw my parents 4 days ago.
It’s been nearly 2 years at my current company, but my nervous system still hasn’t adjusted to working with kind, competent people.
December 10, 2024 at 12:20 AM
It’s been nearly 2 years at my current company, but my nervous system still hasn’t adjusted to working with kind, competent people.
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gonna have an entire chorus for a new version of "we didn't start the fire" by the end of this month
December 7, 2024 at 11:07 PM
gonna have an entire chorus for a new version of "we didn't start the fire" by the end of this month
QT hot chocolate and holiday lights are an elite combination.
December 8, 2024 at 12:46 AM
QT hot chocolate and holiday lights are an elite combination.
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Kendrick’s unbridled hate inspires me to go harder at everything.
December 6, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Kendrick’s unbridled hate inspires me to go harder at everything.
Thinking of my fellow sober friends today as the holiday seasons get started. Hit me up if you need to chat. I’ll be in my in-laws’ living room with olives and a diet Squirt for now.
November 28, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Thinking of my fellow sober friends today as the holiday seasons get started. Hit me up if you need to chat. I’ll be in my in-laws’ living room with olives and a diet Squirt for now.
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
I’ve decided to not be as nice as I tried to be on the other site. If you say something stupid or out of pocket to me, I’m blocking you.
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I’ve decided to not be as nice as I tried to be on the other site. If you say something stupid or out of pocket to me, I’m blocking you.
The drive from KC to Chicago is so boring that I’m reading medical journal articles that relate to work during my drive.
November 26, 2024 at 10:27 PM
The drive from KC to Chicago is so boring that I’m reading medical journal articles that relate to work during my drive.
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i think something democrats need to understand is that starting with the 2008 election, every presidential winner has more convincingly promised change from the status quo more than their opponent
November 26, 2024 at 6:50 PM
i think something democrats need to understand is that starting with the 2008 election, every presidential winner has more convincingly promised change from the status quo more than their opponent
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they have all gender bathrooms at the kansas city airport and they’re literally just stalls with full-height doors. it’s such a simple thing but has somehow been screamed about by weirdos and bigots to the point of influencing elections. truly the dumbest thing to be mad about.
November 25, 2024 at 1:02 AM
they have all gender bathrooms at the kansas city airport and they’re literally just stalls with full-height doors. it’s such a simple thing but has somehow been screamed about by weirdos and bigots to the point of influencing elections. truly the dumbest thing to be mad about.
Is there a mute function on here? I have some sports words I’d like to mute.
November 25, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Is there a mute function on here? I have some sports words I’d like to mute.
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If anyone wants to know what my vibe is going to be over the next 4 years it will closely resemble when Stevie Nicks sang Silver Springs on live TV and faced Lindsey Buckingham the entire time.
November 25, 2024 at 12:10 AM
If anyone wants to know what my vibe is going to be over the next 4 years it will closely resemble when Stevie Nicks sang Silver Springs on live TV and faced Lindsey Buckingham the entire time.
I cannot overstate the life that came back to me when I got invited out to Chelly’s for dinner tonight.
November 25, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I cannot overstate the life that came back to me when I got invited out to Chelly’s for dinner tonight.
Every time I go to Panera it seems like I’m stuck in line behind someone who has never set foot in a Panera before.
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Every time I go to Panera it seems like I’m stuck in line behind someone who has never set foot in a Panera before.
I really need to cultivate more IRL social stuff because I’m so damn lonely working from home and having a toddler. I have literally no social life.
November 23, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I really need to cultivate more IRL social stuff because I’m so damn lonely working from home and having a toddler. I have literally no social life.
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an overlooked aspect of all these “bluesky is an echo chamber” pieces is that the writers bizarrely think that the only reason people use social media is to talk about politics, which is true only for a subset of users
November 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
an overlooked aspect of all these “bluesky is an echo chamber” pieces is that the writers bizarrely think that the only reason people use social media is to talk about politics, which is true only for a subset of users