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Anyone know what a “statue of limitations” is?
“The opportuni’eee for true uni’eee”

“The opportuni’eee for communi’eee”
Writing so funny, it’s caused me to emit fluids & gasses simultaneously & uncontrollably from multiple orifices.
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Trump has always been fooled by the Mercator projection
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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The Little Match Girl - A Christmas Story

By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize

Live now, on my Substack

Nadolig llawen pawb!

open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
All of history should be recorded as if it never happened.

Every image and every written reference to him should forthwith be removed from every record.
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Someone needs jailing for this
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Anyone know what a “statue of limitations” is?
“The opportuni’eee for true uni’eee”

“The opportuni’eee for communi’eee”
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Brand is a trained seal. He says something bombastic about Christ and then grins at the crowd in expectation of a nice fish or something
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“The opportuni’eee for true uni’eee”

“The opportuni’eee for communi’eee”
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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My son Rory died suddenly in August. He was a wonderful boy: outward looking, funny & kind. He used to help homeless people so a local charity have set up “Rory’s gift” in his name. He would have been 19 today, if you’d like to make an internet stranger happy please consider donating, however small.
Rory's Gift
Rory was an incredibly kind and thoughtful young man. He would very often stop to give food to local people who were experiencing homelessness. In memory of his life, we have set up 'Rory's Gift', an...
www.justgiving.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The precise moment where Wilfred Frost is thinking to himself: “Nah, you’re on your own with that line of questioning, Sophy. Go on, try digging yourself out of your own pit of condescending, supercilious arrogance on that one, if you can.”
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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How much Twitter do you have to snort to convince yourself that sexual violence is exclusively a foreign cultural import, or that education to combat it shouldn't begin until the people you're trying to reach are old enough to be perpetrators?
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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count him back in...
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
In the sense that Melanie told us all to “Be Best” then, yes, this absolute cracker from The Jase is definitely one of the very best I’ve seen for quite a while. 👏
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
And, of course, the best part of all this is all those fabulous data centres, gazillions of electricity & water resources, not to mention the shit-tonnes of pollution required to service these operations.

Enshittification at its most rapid. And vapid.
Social media companies attempt to detect and remove this type of astroturfing for violating their inauthentic behavior policies, which is why Doublespeed uses a bank of phones to emulate the behavior of real users.

@evystadium.bsky.social explains more here: www.404media.co/hack-reveals...
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Salisbury Cathedral from the Meadows (1831)
by John Constable
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Liz Truss Reacts - Episode 1: Musk’s Vulgar Roasts
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”
Trump has just added this vindictive plaque below Obama’s White House portrait and it bears all the childish pettiness and chaotic capitalisation of his 4am Truth Social rants.
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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This is full-on fascist propaganda that bears an uncanny resemblance to the "Letter Box," a feature of the notorious Nazi newspaper Der Stürmer highlighting lurid accounts of alleged "Jewish crimes."
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Wouldn't it be great if the Nobel Committee decided to introduce a Nobel prize for services to the arts & gave the first one to Rob Reiner
December 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I am thrilled to announce that Substack have sent me a bland looking tile inside which my name features near the word 'bestseller'.

I will try and remain authentic to my true self, but no promises. The stress and isolation associated with fame are well documented and I have already ignored the dog.
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Obviously this is a serious issue that deserves to be addressed seriously, but that intro is extremely #AccidentalPartridge
@accidentalp.bsky.social www.jewishnews.co.uk/jonathan-fre...
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
‘Got your big plate, Brian?’

#AccidentalPartridge

@accidentalp.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM