Tender Branson
@tenderb.bsky.social
Former music blogger. Process truster. Philly Sports. #eagles #phillies #sixers #flyers. Fantasy sports fanatic. Vegan. Coffee. Teacher. Punk music.
📍 Baltimore (via Harrisburg, Charlotte, Chicago, Tampa)
📍 Baltimore (via Harrisburg, Charlotte, Chicago, Tampa)
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🚨🚨🚨DALLAS GOEDERT HAT TRICK WATCH🚨🚨🚨
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
🚨🚨🚨DALLAS GOEDERT HAT TRICK WATCH🚨🚨🚨
No!!!! Jake, what are you doing?
#FlyEaglesFly
#FlyEaglesFly
January 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
No!!!! Jake, what are you doing?
#FlyEaglesFly
#FlyEaglesFly
Good to know the Eagles aren't the only Super Bowl contender that runs this offense.
Weird play-calling from the Bills on this drive too. 2nd down run with 2:25 and then you let it tick down to the 2-minute warning? What are you doing?
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Good to know the Eagles aren't the only Super Bowl contender that runs this offense.
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With the PHI win, DAL has been eliminated from playoff contention.
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
With the PHI win, DAL has been eliminated from playoff contention.
Oh my! 🔥
Dallas can still make the playoffs if Mike Pence has the courage.
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Oh my! 🔥
Also, goodnight Dallas. Bwahahaha
Playoffs clinched!
#flyEaglesfly
#flyEaglesfly
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Also, goodnight Dallas. Bwahahaha
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Eagles are repeat NFC East champs for the first time in over 20 years
www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-are-r...
www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-are-r...
Eagles are repeat NFC East champs for the first time in over 20 years
The streak is over. For the first time since the Philadelphia Eagles won the NFC East four straight seasons from 2001 to 2004, there is a repeat champion in the division.
www.phillyvoice.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Eagles are repeat NFC East champs for the first time in over 20 years
www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-are-r...
www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-are-r...
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ok defense just need you to go out and bail out the offense for the 87th time this year nbd
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
ok defense just need you to go out and bail out the offense for the 87th time this year nbd
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that was the funniest possible ending to this sixers game. what a stupid team
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
that was the funniest possible ending to this sixers game. what a stupid team
Shouldn't have come to this but good God. What a finish!
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Shouldn't have come to this but good God. What a finish!
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Oh, wow, offense doesn't have to look impossible.
Eagles go 92 yards in 5 plays for a touchdown.
Jake Elliott missed XP makes it a one-point game: Eagles 9, Bears 10.
Eagles go 92 yards in 5 plays for a touchdown.
Jake Elliott missed XP makes it a one-point game: Eagles 9, Bears 10.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh, wow, offense doesn't have to look impossible.
Eagles go 92 yards in 5 plays for a touchdown.
Jake Elliott missed XP makes it a one-point game: Eagles 9, Bears 10.
Eagles go 92 yards in 5 plays for a touchdown.
Jake Elliott missed XP makes it a one-point game: Eagles 9, Bears 10.
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Flyers have almost scored as much as the Eagles less than 10 minutes in.
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Flyers have almost scored as much as the Eagles less than 10 minutes in.
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Eagles D has now gotten 10 straight stops when opponents have gone for it on 4th down.
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Eagles D has now gotten 10 straight stops when opponents have gone for it on 4th down.
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Turns out everyone on Twitter were from like a few countries outside the US.
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Turns out everyone on Twitter were from like a few countries outside the US.
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
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Me likey!
Cowboys are a mess. Offense can't hold onto the football, stupid penalty on STs, defense can't cover a very coverable team.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me likey!
Four runs with that offense? Hope the Lions catch some s*** for that. Great D Eagles!
#flyEaglesfly
#flyEaglesfly
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Four runs with that offense? Hope the Lions catch some s*** for that. Great D Eagles!
#flyEaglesfly
#flyEaglesfly
Yo! The Bear, Season 4, Episode 9 shouting out @dillingerfour.bsky.social Someone on that show knows.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Yo! The Bear, Season 4, Episode 9 shouting out @dillingerfour.bsky.social Someone on that show knows.
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This team is so goddam weird.
Go Birds 🦅🏈
Go Birds 🦅🏈
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This team is so goddam weird.
Go Birds 🦅🏈
Go Birds 🦅🏈
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DEVONTA. SMITH.
That's it. That's the tweet. (Skeet?)
That's it. That's the tweet. (Skeet?)
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
DEVONTA. SMITH.
That's it. That's the tweet. (Skeet?)
That's it. That's the tweet. (Skeet?)
Wouldn't know what it's like to be a fan of a team that's whole goal is to make "at least one deal".
#flyEaglesfly
#flyEaglesfly
Schultz: Cowboys have discussed trades with multiple teams; expected to finalize "at least one deal" by Tuesday.
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Wouldn't know what it's like to be a fan of a team that's whole goal is to make "at least one deal".
#flyEaglesfly
#flyEaglesfly
Happy Monday!
TRADE: The Eagles are acquiring Dolphins pass rusher Jaelan Phillips, sources say. Miami is receiving a 2026 third-round pick in return.
Phillips has recorded three sacks this year for Miami in nine games. Howie Roseman lands his pass rusher.
Phillips has recorded three sacks this year for Miami in nine games. Howie Roseman lands his pass rusher.
November 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Happy Monday!