cringeCatechist
@tenacity.bsky.social
tumblr ex-pat / autism goth / teller of tales
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
“If I were a clown, I’d be a twisted clown, that’s for sure.” — @aaantons.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“If I were a clown, I’d be a twisted clown, that’s for sure.” — @aaantons.bsky.social
"it's pretty cool to be gay" -- @aaantons.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
"it's pretty cool to be gay" -- @aaantons.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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happy mariner monday
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
happy mariner monday
@adapalmer.bsky.social still rereading! from now on, when I put on my N95 before entering shared indoor airspace, I'll say to myself, "I hereby renounce the right to complacency"
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@adapalmer.bsky.social still rereading! from now on, when I put on my N95 before entering shared indoor airspace, I'll say to myself, "I hereby renounce the right to complacency"
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centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.
why did no one tell me that Richard Feynman sounds like Christopher Walken?!?!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
why did no one tell me that Richard Feynman sounds like Christopher Walken?!?!!
anyway i recommend prozac
was looking at a new study of side effects for SSRIs, and I realized halfway through reading it that before I went on my SSRI my medical anxiety was so bad I had to read its potential side effects in a fetal position while doing deep breathing. It took me like half an hour to take in all the info 😅
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
anyway i recommend prozac
was looking at a new study of side effects for SSRIs, and I realized halfway through reading it that before I went on my SSRI my medical anxiety was so bad I had to read its potential side effects in a fetal position while doing deep breathing. It took me like half an hour to take in all the info 😅
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
was looking at a new study of side effects for SSRIs, and I realized halfway through reading it that before I went on my SSRI my medical anxiety was so bad I had to read its potential side effects in a fetal position while doing deep breathing. It took me like half an hour to take in all the info 😅
@adapalmer.bsky.social my headcanon is that OS was responsible for That Thing Last Month
October 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@adapalmer.bsky.social my headcanon is that OS was responsible for That Thing Last Month
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tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
the right wing celebrates christopher columbus because their leaders do the same kind of atrocities as he did, both globally and personally
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the right wing celebrates christopher columbus because their leaders do the same kind of atrocities as he did, both globally and personally
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
do you want the house tour? once a month, my house expels a river of blood. there is a poltergeist in the attic who shrieks horrific prophecies 24/7. my house's tummy gets upset when i eat harissa, but i keep eating it anyway
October 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
do you want the house tour? once a month, my house expels a river of blood. there is a poltergeist in the attic who shrieks horrific prophecies 24/7. my house's tummy gets upset when i eat harissa, but i keep eating it anyway
October the 3rd be with you
October 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
October the 3rd be with you
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Important to understand that many lies are not meant to be convincing. When a schoolyard bully steals your lunch money, he says "that's mine." The absurdity is the point. It's an assertion of dominance. It is to say "reality is whatever I say it is. You disagree? What are you gonna do about it?"
October 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Important to understand that many lies are not meant to be convincing. When a schoolyard bully steals your lunch money, he says "that's mine." The absurdity is the point. It's an assertion of dominance. It is to say "reality is whatever I say it is. You disagree? What are you gonna do about it?"
"yeah, I definitely prefer soy products with a low spice level" -- @aaantons.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"yeah, I definitely prefer soy products with a low spice level" -- @aaantons.bsky.social
“Sex is very relevant” — @aaantons.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Sex is very relevant” — @aaantons.bsky.social
“Real men are loyal to specific brands…but without much enthusiasm.” — @aaantons.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“Real men are loyal to specific brands…but without much enthusiasm.” — @aaantons.bsky.social
it'd be funny if i went to colonial williamsburg and the actors called me anti-italian slurs for extra realism
September 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
it'd be funny if i went to colonial williamsburg and the actors called me anti-italian slurs for extra realism