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Bethanie
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Cantankerous hag. Former medical editor. Hobbit seamstress. Masked all the time because FUCK. YOU.

For-profit healthcare is IMMORAL and should be ILLEGAL.

All my joints are assholes. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

🎶…you can’t take the sky from me…🎶

We the People, motherfuckers
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I keep getting followed by random people I have never interacted with, which is fine, I guess, if posts / replies don’t have suspicious shit. However. If I check your followers and you’re a guy who only and exclusively follows women? Just no, that is creepy as fuck. 🪄💫✨Instablock✨
Home improvement projects are quite the workout when you don’t like power tools lolololol
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I know, I know: I am a *total* fucking weirdo, BUT…

I love ❤️*LOVE *❤️ this time of year and the early darkness and the lack of sunlight…

I wish I could give those of you who suffer exactly that a bit of the peace that it brings to me.
🖤🖤🖤
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
We have 1 cat in our house — and that is all my allergic-to-fucking-everything ass can handle — but he loves my husband *very much* and ONLY, which leaves me quite catless and therefore very sad. 😿
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, alcohol as physical pain reliever: DISCUSS.

I promise I only do this 3-4 times a year, but wow. That movie thing where they have someone down a bunch of liquor before amputating/surgery/etc. has some grounding in reality.

To be pain-free for an hour or two… I get it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Not adjusting well to extra people in my house 😞
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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This tracks
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My sister and her partner are on their way to help install our new front door and I’m nervous like I’m about to take a test. Why am I still like this at my age? Why???
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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If you've stopped masking in public for whatever reason, now is a really good time to start again
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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It's fucking winter virus season. Get vaccinated. Wear masks around groups of other people. If you feel sick stay home! Let's help each other out with this shit, people, jfc.
November 20, 2023 at 1:01 AM
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Another reason to wear a well fitted respirator as well. Vaccines can help make an infection milder and help curb spread, but 😷 is a critical part of the equation
I got a COVID booster because I continue to see “healthy” people lose their health to COVID and don’t want to risk it happening to me
About 1 in 4 American adults got a covid vaccine shot during the 2024-25 virus season, a fraction health care experts warn could be smaller this year as millions wrestle with conflicting advice from the government and trusted medical orgs about the value of a shot. kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
GOOD.
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Having a chronic disease “crash day” when I have a bunch of shit to do for a hard deadline is so fucking annoying. 😤😒
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I went SOOOO far off piste with my to do list today but at least the pellet stove is thoroughly clean and its annual maintenance almost completed just as the first snow started falling. 😁
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
OK, FINE. Once you get past your initial fear of power tools they are kind of fun. And a circular saw is certainly faster than a handsaw. Altho it remains **infinitely** more terrifying. 😳😳😱
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Oh fun more wind just what we need 😕
Not only could the Northeast see damaging wind gusts from severe afternoon thunderstorms, widespread gusts of 50-60 mph are expected overnight and into Thursday behind the frontal passage this evening. High Wind Warnings and Watches are in effect.

weather.gov
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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MAINERS!!!

Please go vote NO on Question 1 today! The polls are close & we need every vote.

Don’t stay home if you aren’t sure about municipal elections, etc. it’s okay to just go in to vote on questions 1 & 2!
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I did the thing ❤️🤍💙
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Desperately trying to ingest enough caffeine to operate a voting machine wicked early in the morning. ☕️☕️☕️🫩
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
🎶🎵 Ding, dong, the wicked witch… etc.
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I’m actually mad that I wasn’t home and missed both of the candidates for my ward’s council members who came to the house yesterday and today. I have questions!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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For NH folks: they set up some mobile food pantries. Spread the word so folks know about this option. wmur.com/article/new-...
NH governor announces list of mobile food pantries for SNAP recipients amid government shutdown
Mobile food pantries will be available this week for families feeling the effects of the federal government shutdown, the governor’s office has announced.
wmur.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ah. Yes. Accidentally getting ready an hour early because you forgot to change the clock on the stove… 🤦🏽‍♀️
a close up of kermit the frog 's face with his mouth open .
Alt: Kermit the Frog giving the camera disconcerted look then turning to the right of the frame with his signature Frown of Disapproval (TM).
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more

that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My town posts our municipal candidate forums online and I am watching them today and tomorrow and I am so glad I decided to. The people I would want nowhere near power ate VERY obvious. *VERY*
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM