It would not matter. No amount of bribery works on this cat. It is I who gives him treats, fresh water, brushies and who feeds him half the time, but all this is irrelevant. I remain NOT DAAD. 😔

I deliberately sought out recipes from my physical cookbook collection (including for turkey!!) this year. I’m still not quite sure why but it felt (and feels) very right. 😊🦃🦃

I mean…. Even my elbows don’t hurt… 🙃

I’m sorry. My daughter went thru this too ❤️ things really did not used to be like this

*disgusting*

Also, why are the fascists so stupid but also in power???

I cannot stand it — the built in mascara is TOO MUCH! She is clearly THE most beautiful cat ever!! 😍😍

I cannot get over how 6th grade the whole “Dept of War” thing is… like are you 12? you twat grow the everloving fuck UP already. 🙄😒

Nice! And this reminds me that I have seamstress scissors that need sharpening soon…

Haha — it’s indefinite!! 🥳😩🤪 I’m honestly really glad they’re here, but it’s SUCH an adjustment for a sorta retired introvert… I’ll be better tomorrow. 😊🥰

I am… kind of glad I got laid off when I did (last spring) just as this was all taking off, even tho anticipation of ‘what AI can do’ (lol, no it cannot, not yet, anyway) may have contributed to said layoff. I would be infuriated all the time weeding this stuff out of my journal’s submissions…

I am so sorry… I don’t know how you cope…. I become so irrationally (or super-rationally 🤔🤔) angry at unnecessary (ie, preventable) exposures… like I am pretty sure husband keeps masking out of sheer terror of my wrath 😞

We test everyone FOR FREEEEEEEEEE!! 😁😁😁😘

Now featuring minimal problematic relatives!!

“Come north for the full Exposure Controlled, Air Filtered and Super Ventilated EXPERIENCE!” 😁😂🤣

We made the mistake of going to Market Basket… 😳😳😳 I’m going to need therapy now….

You can always come to our house… 😉😬

Done and thank you!!!