Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan
@tellingetienne.bsky.social
E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Mostly fandom (dragon age, the untamed/mdzs, bls, SFF books). Also original erotica short stories on occasion.
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🎶week night edible! week night edible!🎶
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
🎶week night edible! week night edible!🎶
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February 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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made my morning gruel with a chai protein drink this morning. pretty good, a little too thick, should have thinned it out with some oat milk
I wonder if it would be any good if I made it with coffee?
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
made my morning gruel with a chai protein drink this morning. pretty good, a little too thick, should have thinned it out with some oat milk
every now and the i remember beefleaf and have to stare at a wall
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
every now and the i remember beefleaf and have to stare at a wall
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Remember when I wrote fucked up beefleaf?
Choke
archiveofourown.org/works/37394662
🔞TGCF, BeefLeaf, Rated E, 1.6K
🔪2nd Person POV He Xuan
⚠️Consent issues
❤️🔥This isn't what you think it is
❤️🔥This isn't what they think it is
Choke
archiveofourown.org/works/37394662
🔞TGCF, BeefLeaf, Rated E, 1.6K
🔪2nd Person POV He Xuan
⚠️Consent issues
❤️🔥This isn't what you think it is
❤️🔥This isn't what they think it is
October 5, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Remember when I wrote fucked up beefleaf?
Choke
archiveofourown.org/works/37394662
🔞TGCF, BeefLeaf, Rated E, 1.6K
🔪2nd Person POV He Xuan
⚠️Consent issues
❤️🔥This isn't what you think it is
❤️🔥This isn't what they think it is
Choke
archiveofourown.org/works/37394662
🔞TGCF, BeefLeaf, Rated E, 1.6K
🔪2nd Person POV He Xuan
⚠️Consent issues
❤️🔥This isn't what you think it is
❤️🔥This isn't what they think it is
Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re me. -slaps my stomach so it jiggles-
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re me. -slaps my stomach so it jiggles-
tweaked my morning gruel to add cinnamon and vanilla, which i totally forgot about yesterday and it is now 100% delicious. apple pie gruel for breakfast.
I finally made myself the cream of wheat i've been craving and it sucks but also it's delicious and everything I wanted. I don't understand how these things can be true at the same time. I put some apple butter in mine with extra milk and a lil bit of sweetener and it tastes like my childhood.
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 PM
tweaked my morning gruel to add cinnamon and vanilla, which i totally forgot about yesterday and it is now 100% delicious. apple pie gruel for breakfast.
i have a little 3d printed dragon a friend gave me as a gift that is VERY spikey and i dropped it and stepped on it and oh my god. you though legos are bad. i almost screamed
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i have a little 3d printed dragon a friend gave me as a gift that is VERY spikey and i dropped it and stepped on it and oh my god. you though legos are bad. i almost screamed
what's your favorite low prep dinner? we cut out our meal box, which had a lot of super easy shortcut type meals, and I'm trying to feed us when I'm low spoons when I get home from work
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
what's your favorite low prep dinner? we cut out our meal box, which had a lot of super easy shortcut type meals, and I'm trying to feed us when I'm low spoons when I get home from work
I finally made myself the cream of wheat i've been craving and it sucks but also it's delicious and everything I wanted. I don't understand how these things can be true at the same time. I put some apple butter in mine with extra milk and a lil bit of sweetener and it tastes like my childhood.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I finally made myself the cream of wheat i've been craving and it sucks but also it's delicious and everything I wanted. I don't understand how these things can be true at the same time. I put some apple butter in mine with extra milk and a lil bit of sweetener and it tastes like my childhood.
i need some good m/f m!dom erotica but written by someone extremely queer
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
i need some good m/f m!dom erotica but written by someone extremely queer
this morning the laundry hamper fell on my toe and it hurt but whatever and then before bed i was like "oh weird my toe is swollen" and touched it and it has NOT stopped hurting even through it was fine all day?? body please
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
this morning the laundry hamper fell on my toe and it hurt but whatever and then before bed i was like "oh weird my toe is swollen" and touched it and it has NOT stopped hurting even through it was fine all day?? body please
look sometimes you need to mix ground meat, noodles, and tomato soup and call it dinner
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
look sometimes you need to mix ground meat, noodles, and tomato soup and call it dinner
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Creatives: It's been a rough day and nothing can fix it.
Someone: I like that thing you created.
Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]
Someone: I like that thing you created.
Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]
June 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Creatives: It's been a rough day and nothing can fix it.
Someone: I like that thing you created.
Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]
Someone: I like that thing you created.
Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]
i'm watching the last of fthe men's team freesake and i find myself captivated by yuma kagiyama. what a fun program
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
i'm watching the last of fthe men's team freesake and i find myself captivated by yuma kagiyama. what a fun program
i don't see why replacing the plunger for my press pot should be MORE expensive than just buying a new goddamn press pot
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
i don't see why replacing the plunger for my press pot should be MORE expensive than just buying a new goddamn press pot
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
god lately it's been: STOP RUNNING and GET UP OFF THE FLOOR, quickly followed by GET OUT, LEAVE.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
god lately it's been: STOP RUNNING and GET UP OFF THE FLOOR, quickly followed by GET OUT, LEAVE.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Quieres un capybara?
Quieres un capybara?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"English is ready for validation."
"Do you want to take that image request or shall I?"
"KEYTRUDA MY NEMESIS."
"English is ready for validation."
"Do you want to take that image request or shall I?"
"KEYTRUDA MY NEMESIS."
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
god lately it's been: STOP RUNNING and GET UP OFF THE FLOOR, quickly followed by GET OUT, LEAVE.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
god lately it's been: STOP RUNNING and GET UP OFF THE FLOOR, quickly followed by GET OUT, LEAVE.
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the polish skating team and their stuffed pierogi plushie are so cute
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
the polish skating team and their stuffed pierogi plushie are so cute
every winter games i'm like "i should get into ice skating" and every year after i fail to do that
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
every winter games i'm like "i should get into ice skating" and every year after i fail to do that
personal tmi // the endorphin rush of being beat is SO nice and i missed it SO much. shout out to the power of xiyao for bringing such a good painplay friend into my life
February 7, 2026 at 9:44 PM
personal tmi // the endorphin rush of being beat is SO nice and i missed it SO much. shout out to the power of xiyao for bringing such a good painplay friend into my life
Finished my exchange fic with 12 hours to spare not bad not bad! AND I signed up for Fandom Trumps Hate! Only offering original fiction this year, because I'm STRUGGLING with fanfic lately
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Finished my exchange fic with 12 hours to spare not bad not bad! AND I signed up for Fandom Trumps Hate! Only offering original fiction this year, because I'm STRUGGLING with fanfic lately
i wish my downstairs neighbors a very much "fucking get divorced already"
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
i wish my downstairs neighbors a very much "fucking get divorced already"
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Grey heron/sighthound griffon. They're not a character or anything, but are something I've drawn a few times at this point-it's a fun combination, all neck and legs and limbs everywhere
-3319 🎨 #art
-3319 🎨 #art
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Grey heron/sighthound griffon. They're not a character or anything, but are something I've drawn a few times at this point-it's a fun combination, all neck and legs and limbs everywhere
-3319 🎨 #art
-3319 🎨 #art
i need someone to come mop my floors. i have a steam mop. i just keep not doing it for some unknown reason. the to do item that never leaves my list
February 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i need someone to come mop my floors. i have a steam mop. i just keep not doing it for some unknown reason. the to do item that never leaves my list