Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan
@tellingetienne.bsky.social
E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Mostly fandom (dragon age, the untamed/mdzs, bls, SFF books). Also original erotica short stories on occasion.
https://ao3.org/users/tellingetienne
https://ao3.org/users/tellingetienne
SOMEONE (a total mystery obviously) wrote me some xizhui age play for the exchange! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
archiveofourown.org
February 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
SOMEONE (a total mystery obviously) wrote me some xizhui age play for the exchange! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Almost didn’t make it into work today I feel so bad. My boss saw me walking and pulled over and drove me up a big hill to work which was very nice of her.
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Almost didn’t make it into work today I feel so bad. My boss saw me walking and pulled over and drove me up a big hill to work which was very nice of her.
catching up on the mens free skate and i just was like WHY IS THIS MAN DRESSED UP LIKE A PRIEST--OH HE'S ITALIAN OK STILL WEIRD
February 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
catching up on the mens free skate and i just was like WHY IS THIS MAN DRESSED UP LIKE A PRIEST--OH HE'S ITALIAN OK STILL WEIRD
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taps the sign
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
taps the sign
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Physiognomy is bad, even when you’re targeting someone you don’t like!
I'm just going to say a thing.
What a person looks like is not reflective of their soul. Insulting the appearance of bad people who do bad things as an outcome or indication of their rotten hearts perpetuates the notion that conventional beauty = virtue, a myth that's led to untold human damage.
What a person looks like is not reflective of their soul. Insulting the appearance of bad people who do bad things as an outcome or indication of their rotten hearts perpetuates the notion that conventional beauty = virtue, a myth that's led to untold human damage.
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Physiognomy is bad, even when you’re targeting someone you don’t like!
trying to menu plan so we can order groceries and griffin and i are both like "no food is valid"
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
trying to menu plan so we can order groceries and griffin and i are both like "no food is valid"
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big noses, my beloved. shoutout to hooked noses, aquiline noses, sharp noses, wide noses, severe noses. those are some sexy noses
February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
big noses, my beloved. shoutout to hooked noses, aquiline noses, sharp noses, wide noses, severe noses. those are some sexy noses
oh my god someone on the Olympics just said "in 2030" and no no no no no that's not in four years it CANNOT BE
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
oh my god someone on the Olympics just said "in 2030" and no no no no no that's not in four years it CANNOT BE
i honestly CANNOT remember my first blorbo as a wee little etienne and that makes all the memes annoying. I don't remember being fannish about anyone until I was at least 13
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
i honestly CANNOT remember my first blorbo as a wee little etienne and that makes all the memes annoying. I don't remember being fannish about anyone until I was at least 13
happy half birthday to me and the lovely comments that showed up in my inbox on fic
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
happy half birthday to me and the lovely comments that showed up in my inbox on fic
🎶week night edible! week night edible!🎶
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
🎶week night edible! week night edible!🎶
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strikes a pose i'm still open for commissionnss! 🕺
✨Still open for commissions!✨
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February 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
strikes a pose i'm still open for commissionnss! 🕺
made my morning gruel with a chai protein drink this morning. pretty good, a little too thick, should have thinned it out with some oat milk
I wonder if it would be any good if I made it with coffee?
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
made my morning gruel with a chai protein drink this morning. pretty good, a little too thick, should have thinned it out with some oat milk
every now and the i remember beefleaf and have to stare at a wall
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
every now and the i remember beefleaf and have to stare at a wall
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Remember when I wrote fucked up beefleaf?
Choke
archiveofourown.org/works/37394662
🔞TGCF, BeefLeaf, Rated E, 1.6K
🔪2nd Person POV He Xuan
⚠️Consent issues
❤️🔥This isn't what you think it is
❤️🔥This isn't what they think it is
Choke
archiveofourown.org/works/37394662
🔞TGCF, BeefLeaf, Rated E, 1.6K
🔪2nd Person POV He Xuan
⚠️Consent issues
❤️🔥This isn't what you think it is
❤️🔥This isn't what they think it is
October 5, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Remember when I wrote fucked up beefleaf?
Choke
archiveofourown.org/works/37394662
🔞TGCF, BeefLeaf, Rated E, 1.6K
🔪2nd Person POV He Xuan
⚠️Consent issues
❤️🔥This isn't what you think it is
❤️🔥This isn't what they think it is
Choke
archiveofourown.org/works/37394662
🔞TGCF, BeefLeaf, Rated E, 1.6K
🔪2nd Person POV He Xuan
⚠️Consent issues
❤️🔥This isn't what you think it is
❤️🔥This isn't what they think it is
Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re me. -slaps my stomach so it jiggles-
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re me. -slaps my stomach so it jiggles-
tweaked my morning gruel to add cinnamon and vanilla, which i totally forgot about yesterday and it is now 100% delicious. apple pie gruel for breakfast.
I finally made myself the cream of wheat i've been craving and it sucks but also it's delicious and everything I wanted. I don't understand how these things can be true at the same time. I put some apple butter in mine with extra milk and a lil bit of sweetener and it tastes like my childhood.
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 PM
tweaked my morning gruel to add cinnamon and vanilla, which i totally forgot about yesterday and it is now 100% delicious. apple pie gruel for breakfast.
i have a little 3d printed dragon a friend gave me as a gift that is VERY spikey and i dropped it and stepped on it and oh my god. you though legos are bad. i almost screamed
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i have a little 3d printed dragon a friend gave me as a gift that is VERY spikey and i dropped it and stepped on it and oh my god. you though legos are bad. i almost screamed
what's your favorite low prep dinner? we cut out our meal box, which had a lot of super easy shortcut type meals, and I'm trying to feed us when I'm low spoons when I get home from work
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
what's your favorite low prep dinner? we cut out our meal box, which had a lot of super easy shortcut type meals, and I'm trying to feed us when I'm low spoons when I get home from work
I finally made myself the cream of wheat i've been craving and it sucks but also it's delicious and everything I wanted. I don't understand how these things can be true at the same time. I put some apple butter in mine with extra milk and a lil bit of sweetener and it tastes like my childhood.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I finally made myself the cream of wheat i've been craving and it sucks but also it's delicious and everything I wanted. I don't understand how these things can be true at the same time. I put some apple butter in mine with extra milk and a lil bit of sweetener and it tastes like my childhood.
i need some good m/f m!dom erotica but written by someone extremely queer
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
i need some good m/f m!dom erotica but written by someone extremely queer
this morning the laundry hamper fell on my toe and it hurt but whatever and then before bed i was like "oh weird my toe is swollen" and touched it and it has NOT stopped hurting even through it was fine all day?? body please
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
this morning the laundry hamper fell on my toe and it hurt but whatever and then before bed i was like "oh weird my toe is swollen" and touched it and it has NOT stopped hurting even through it was fine all day?? body please
look sometimes you need to mix ground meat, noodles, and tomato soup and call it dinner
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
look sometimes you need to mix ground meat, noodles, and tomato soup and call it dinner