Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan
@tellingetienne.bsky.social
E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Mostly fandom (dragon age, the untamed/mdzs, bls, SFF books). Also original erotica short stories on occasion.
https://ao3.org/users/tellingetienne
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i'm watching the last of fthe men's team freesake and i find myself captivated by yuma kagiyama. what a fun program
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
i'm watching the last of fthe men's team freesake and i find myself captivated by yuma kagiyama. what a fun program
i don't see why replacing the plunger for my press pot should be MORE expensive than just buying a new goddamn press pot
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
i don't see why replacing the plunger for my press pot should be MORE expensive than just buying a new goddamn press pot
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
god lately it's been: STOP RUNNING and GET UP OFF THE FLOOR, quickly followed by GET OUT, LEAVE.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
god lately it's been: STOP RUNNING and GET UP OFF THE FLOOR, quickly followed by GET OUT, LEAVE.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Quieres un capybara?
Quieres un capybara?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"English is ready for validation."
"Do you want to take that image request or shall I?"
"KEYTRUDA MY NEMESIS."
"English is ready for validation."
"Do you want to take that image request or shall I?"
"KEYTRUDA MY NEMESIS."
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
god lately it's been: STOP RUNNING and GET UP OFF THE FLOOR, quickly followed by GET OUT, LEAVE.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
god lately it's been: STOP RUNNING and GET UP OFF THE FLOOR, quickly followed by GET OUT, LEAVE.
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the polish skating team and their stuffed pierogi plushie are so cute
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
the polish skating team and their stuffed pierogi plushie are so cute
every winter games i'm like "i should get into ice skating" and every year after i fail to do that
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
every winter games i'm like "i should get into ice skating" and every year after i fail to do that
personal tmi // the endorphin rush of being beat is SO nice and i missed it SO much. shout out to the power of xiyao for bringing such a good painplay friend into my life
February 7, 2026 at 9:44 PM
personal tmi // the endorphin rush of being beat is SO nice and i missed it SO much. shout out to the power of xiyao for bringing such a good painplay friend into my life
Finished my exchange fic with 12 hours to spare not bad not bad! AND I signed up for Fandom Trumps Hate! Only offering original fiction this year, because I'm STRUGGLING with fanfic lately
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Finished my exchange fic with 12 hours to spare not bad not bad! AND I signed up for Fandom Trumps Hate! Only offering original fiction this year, because I'm STRUGGLING with fanfic lately
i wish my downstairs neighbors a very much "fucking get divorced already"
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
i wish my downstairs neighbors a very much "fucking get divorced already"
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Grey heron/sighthound griffon. They're not a character or anything, but are something I've drawn a few times at this point-it's a fun combination, all neck and legs and limbs everywhere
-3319 🎨 #art
-3319 🎨 #art
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Grey heron/sighthound griffon. They're not a character or anything, but are something I've drawn a few times at this point-it's a fun combination, all neck and legs and limbs everywhere
-3319 🎨 #art
-3319 🎨 #art
i need someone to come mop my floors. i have a steam mop. i just keep not doing it for some unknown reason. the to do item that never leaves my list
February 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i need someone to come mop my floors. i have a steam mop. i just keep not doing it for some unknown reason. the to do item that never leaves my list
i have NEVER come this close to the wire with a fandom writing deadline i'm hanging in here by my skin of my teeth
February 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
i have NEVER come this close to the wire with a fandom writing deadline i'm hanging in here by my skin of my teeth
i know nothing about almost any sport by every two years an olympics rolls around and i'm like "give me the sports aus"
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
i know nothing about almost any sport by every two years an olympics rolls around and i'm like "give me the sports aus"
griffin convinced me to rp a dynamic swap with a character i usually write as a pretty hard top and mostly a dom and I'm loving it. dynamic swaps can be sooo hot
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
griffin convinced me to rp a dynamic swap with a character i usually write as a pretty hard top and mostly a dom and I'm loving it. dynamic swaps can be sooo hot
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meng yao...
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
meng yao...
Loot that drops after defeating me
Heavy water bottle (weapon)
Edible
Motrin (800Mg pill)
Silver rings
Heavy water bottle (weapon)
Edible
Motrin (800Mg pill)
Silver rings
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-glass nail file
-tin of tuft's lanolin hand balm
-homemade edible
-can of seltzer, assorted flavors
-plaid flannel snapback hat
-a pair of beat to hell converse
-glass nail file
-tin of tuft's lanolin hand balm
-homemade edible
-can of seltzer, assorted flavors
-plaid flannel snapback hat
-a pair of beat to hell converse
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-cane (epic weapon)
-1-20 ibuprofen
-handful of receipts
-1 of 4 possible keychains made by @crusho.bsky.social
-volume 14 of golden kamuy (karafuto arc)
-cat toy
-cane (epic weapon)
-1-20 ibuprofen
-handful of receipts
-1 of 4 possible keychains made by @crusho.bsky.social
-volume 14 of golden kamuy (karafuto arc)
-cat toy
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me
Heavy water bottle (weapon)
Edible
Motrin (800Mg pill)
Silver rings
Heavy water bottle (weapon)
Edible
Motrin (800Mg pill)
Silver rings
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Here are those discounted comms I from last week - thanks all that bought one! Had a lot of fun with these, and got an cool variety of characters and prompts.
1 - @parkouringrabbit.bsky.social / 2 - @hadesdirge.bsky.social / 3 - @gendergriffins.bsky.social / 4 - @voyeuristicbeast.bsky.social
1 - @parkouringrabbit.bsky.social / 2 - @hadesdirge.bsky.social / 3 - @gendergriffins.bsky.social / 4 - @voyeuristicbeast.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Here are those discounted comms I from last week - thanks all that bought one! Had a lot of fun with these, and got an cool variety of characters and prompts.
1 - @parkouringrabbit.bsky.social / 2 - @hadesdirge.bsky.social / 3 - @gendergriffins.bsky.social / 4 - @voyeuristicbeast.bsky.social
1 - @parkouringrabbit.bsky.social / 2 - @hadesdirge.bsky.social / 3 - @gendergriffins.bsky.social / 4 - @voyeuristicbeast.bsky.social
the simple pleasure of finding a convenience food that's better than any other brand you've tried before
February 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
the simple pleasure of finding a convenience food that's better than any other brand you've tried before
Stealing the ask meme: Ask me my top five anything!
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Stealing the ask meme: Ask me my top five anything!
If I had ubi I would have so many arts made of my blorbos and ocs
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
If I had ubi I would have so many arts made of my blorbos and ocs
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i always love a pairing where one of them is extremely sexually repressed but is emotionally available in general and the other is normal about sex but would kill themselves immediately if they ever displayed a feeling. they’re both giving each other a panic attack and that’s very beautiful to me
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i always love a pairing where one of them is extremely sexually repressed but is emotionally available in general and the other is normal about sex but would kill themselves immediately if they ever displayed a feeling. they’re both giving each other a panic attack and that’s very beautiful to me
due to the power of xiyao and friendship, i have packzi! thank you @zeebie.bsky.social
Packzi season is here and once again I would have to travel hours on transit to find one rip forever
February 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
due to the power of xiyao and friendship, i have packzi! thank you @zeebie.bsky.social
fighting for my life trying to get this exchange fic written. banged out 800 words on my phone at lunch today. thank god for my bluetooth keyboard
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
fighting for my life trying to get this exchange fic written. banged out 800 words on my phone at lunch today. thank god for my bluetooth keyboard
I don't mind first person POV at all but i AM a little tired of first person POV erotica and romance novels
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I don't mind first person POV at all but i AM a little tired of first person POV erotica and romance novels
taps the sign
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
taps the sign