Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan
@tellingetienne.bsky.social
E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Mostly fandom (dragon age, some danmei, bls, SFF books). Also original erotica short stories on occasion.
https://ao3.org/users/tellingetienne
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i ended my workday popping an emergency anxiety pill and sobbing in my office and honestly would be delighted to wake up tomorrow to some comments on this if anyone feels so moved.
if you would like to read Moves as the Body Moves in You on AO3 it's live! archiveofourown.org/works/74010696
🔞M!Gardener/NB!God, rated E, 8.8K
🌱BDSM world, futuristic setting
🌱Body sharing and possession
🌱Weird sweetly kinky sex with a god who can have any kind of body They want
🔞M!Gardener/NB!God, rated E, 8.8K
🌱BDSM world, futuristic setting
🌱Body sharing and possession
🌱Weird sweetly kinky sex with a god who can have any kind of body They want
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i ended my workday popping an emergency anxiety pill and sobbing in my office and honestly would be delighted to wake up tomorrow to some comments on this if anyone feels so moved.
none of my coworkers understand why i won't call the police and it's SO frustrating
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
none of my coworkers understand why i won't call the police and it's SO frustrating
I had a supremely bad day that involved getting screamed at by a random man in a situation I couldn’t walk away from so. Good time.
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I had a supremely bad day that involved getting screamed at by a random man in a situation I couldn’t walk away from so. Good time.
i now have?? tickets to go to SEE the theater adaptation armoryonpark.org/programs_eve...
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i now have?? tickets to go to SEE the theater adaptation armoryonpark.org/programs_eve...
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#griffinarts inspired by today's trip to the Met it's WILLIAM! the hippopotamus letting you know that he believes in you. william is a blue faience hippo from the Middle Kingdom painted with lotus flowers. he has seen a lot of things in his life time but he's only seen ONE of YOU!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
#griffinarts inspired by today's trip to the Met it's WILLIAM! the hippopotamus letting you know that he believes in you. william is a blue faience hippo from the Middle Kingdom painted with lotus flowers. he has seen a lot of things in his life time but he's only seen ONE of YOU!!
Trying out an inter-borough trip with my walker today. Two buses an a subway. First bus no issues. Let’s see how this goes!
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Trying out an inter-borough trip with my walker today. Two buses an a subway. First bus no issues. Let’s see how this goes!
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#griffinarts you are legally obligated to listen to pizza rat
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
#griffinarts you are legally obligated to listen to pizza rat
I started reading The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions today
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I started reading The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions today
saw a video of a lithium ion battery fire and within 24 hours found an ewaste recycling center near me and got four old laptops and four old phones out of the house
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
saw a video of a lithium ion battery fire and within 24 hours found an ewaste recycling center near me and got four old laptops and four old phones out of the house
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I really want to like the novella I’m reading right now but I am STRUGGLING. The world building is hard to follow and it’s got like four or five POV characters and that is so many.
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I really want to like the novella I’m reading right now but I am STRUGGLING. The world building is hard to follow and it’s got like four or five POV characters and that is so many.
I had two rental scooters break down on me on the way to the dentist THEN there elevator was out of order. What a morning. Hopefully my crown installation is easier.
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I had two rental scooters break down on me on the way to the dentist THEN there elevator was out of order. What a morning. Hopefully my crown installation is easier.
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Zohran picked 「卓蘭」("excellent orchid") for his first name and「夸梅」("brilliant plum") for his middle name.
The orchid and the plum are among "The Four Noble Ones" in traditional Chinese art, the former symbolizing an indifference to fame and fortune, the latter an indomitable, incorruptible spirit.
The orchid and the plum are among "The Four Noble Ones" in traditional Chinese art, the former symbolizing an indifference to fame and fortune, the latter an indomitable, incorruptible spirit.
highlight of my day!!!! vote @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social vote @workingfamilies.org ❤️❤️❤️
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Zohran picked 「卓蘭」("excellent orchid") for his first name and「夸梅」("brilliant plum") for his middle name.
The orchid and the plum are among "The Four Noble Ones" in traditional Chinese art, the former symbolizing an indifference to fame and fortune, the latter an indomitable, incorruptible spirit.
The orchid and the plum are among "The Four Noble Ones" in traditional Chinese art, the former symbolizing an indifference to fame and fortune, the latter an indomitable, incorruptible spirit.
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
tfw you're reading a novella and like "i could do this" but then you... do not do it
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
tfw you're reading a novella and like "i could do this" but then you... do not do it
thinking about this tumblr post this morning
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
thinking about this tumblr post this morning
griffin opening a jar of chili crisp: i missed you so much baby
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
griffin opening a jar of chili crisp: i missed you so much baby
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it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed
bring me the head of andrew cuomo
bring me the head of andrew cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed
bring me the head of andrew cuomo
bring me the head of andrew cuomo
my asthma is so bad with all the leaf mold happening (one of my worst allergies) and i'm miserable help. did you know when it's hard to breathe you... feel bad?
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
my asthma is so bad with all the leaf mold happening (one of my worst allergies) and i'm miserable help. did you know when it's hard to breathe you... feel bad?
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nothing bad eVER happen to necc in vampyre theatre (of vampyre). necc cozy warm safe in vampyre theatre. no teeth of necc to be afraid of, very supportive of big head. necc tired? come on down to vampyre theatre. we have no teeth here.
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
nothing bad eVER happen to necc in vampyre theatre (of vampyre). necc cozy warm safe in vampyre theatre. no teeth of necc to be afraid of, very supportive of big head. necc tired? come on down to vampyre theatre. we have no teeth here.
i simply do not think it is fair that the two medications that make my life livable also make me feel like shit at least for a couple days
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i simply do not think it is fair that the two medications that make my life livable also make me feel like shit at least for a couple days
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the vampires want you to meet them at the theater of the vampire. the vampire theater. the theater at which the vampires are. vampires at this theater probably are at. cuzco's poison
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the vampires want you to meet them at the theater of the vampire. the vampire theater. the theater at which the vampires are. vampires at this theater probably are at. cuzco's poison
Starting iwtv season 2 :3
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Starting iwtv season 2 :3
griffin and i got a water flosser bc my dentist was like U MUST FLOSS and it's such a WEIRD EXPERIENCE to use for the first time
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
griffin and i got a water flosser bc my dentist was like U MUST FLOSS and it's such a WEIRD EXPERIENCE to use for the first time