Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan
@tellingetienne.bsky.social
E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Mostly fandom (dragon age, the untamed/mdzs, bls, SFF books). Also original erotica short stories on occasion.
https://ao3.org/users/tellingetienne
https://ao3.org/users/tellingetienne
reading romance novels and vibrating in "i could do this better if i could... actually manage to do it"
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
reading romance novels and vibrating in "i could do this better if i could... actually manage to do it"
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New fic: The Dragon General and His Boy archiveofourown.org/collections/...
🔞 Rated E, Wen Ning/Lan Sizhui, 4.7k
🐉 cozy cottagecore erotica
🐉 what if Wen Ning was a dragon and ate out Sizhui?
🏳️⚧️Trans Masc Sizhui
🤍 once again my cursed clutch exchange if isn’t cursed
🔞 Rated E, Wen Ning/Lan Sizhui, 4.7k
🐉 cozy cottagecore erotica
🐉 what if Wen Ning was a dragon and ate out Sizhui?
🏳️⚧️Trans Masc Sizhui
🤍 once again my cursed clutch exchange if isn’t cursed
February 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
New fic: The Dragon General and His Boy archiveofourown.org/collections/...
🔞 Rated E, Wen Ning/Lan Sizhui, 4.7k
🐉 cozy cottagecore erotica
🐉 what if Wen Ning was a dragon and ate out Sizhui?
🏳️⚧️Trans Masc Sizhui
🤍 once again my cursed clutch exchange if isn’t cursed
🔞 Rated E, Wen Ning/Lan Sizhui, 4.7k
🐉 cozy cottagecore erotica
🐉 what if Wen Ning was a dragon and ate out Sizhui?
🏳️⚧️Trans Masc Sizhui
🤍 once again my cursed clutch exchange if isn’t cursed
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Anybody else miss Gege and Didi? I sure did. 🥰
🪒 Lan Xichen / Lan Sizhui
🪒 Caregiver / Little Role Reversal Ageplay
🪒 Sizhui gives Xichen an all-over shave 😳
archiveofourown.org/works/79448191
🪒 Lan Xichen / Lan Sizhui
🪒 Caregiver / Little Role Reversal Ageplay
🪒 Sizhui gives Xichen an all-over shave 😳
archiveofourown.org/works/79448191
February 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Anybody else miss Gege and Didi? I sure did. 🥰
🪒 Lan Xichen / Lan Sizhui
🪒 Caregiver / Little Role Reversal Ageplay
🪒 Sizhui gives Xichen an all-over shave 😳
archiveofourown.org/works/79448191
🪒 Lan Xichen / Lan Sizhui
🪒 Caregiver / Little Role Reversal Ageplay
🪒 Sizhui gives Xichen an all-over shave 😳
archiveofourown.org/works/79448191
New fic: The Dragon General and His Boy archiveofourown.org/collections/...
🔞 Rated E, Wen Ning/Lan Sizhui, 4.7k
🐉 cozy cottagecore erotica
🐉 what if Wen Ning was a dragon and ate out Sizhui?
🏳️⚧️Trans Masc Sizhui
🤍 once again my cursed clutch exchange if isn’t cursed
🔞 Rated E, Wen Ning/Lan Sizhui, 4.7k
🐉 cozy cottagecore erotica
🐉 what if Wen Ning was a dragon and ate out Sizhui?
🏳️⚧️Trans Masc Sizhui
🤍 once again my cursed clutch exchange if isn’t cursed
February 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
New fic: The Dragon General and His Boy archiveofourown.org/collections/...
🔞 Rated E, Wen Ning/Lan Sizhui, 4.7k
🐉 cozy cottagecore erotica
🐉 what if Wen Ning was a dragon and ate out Sizhui?
🏳️⚧️Trans Masc Sizhui
🤍 once again my cursed clutch exchange if isn’t cursed
🔞 Rated E, Wen Ning/Lan Sizhui, 4.7k
🐉 cozy cottagecore erotica
🐉 what if Wen Ning was a dragon and ate out Sizhui?
🏳️⚧️Trans Masc Sizhui
🤍 once again my cursed clutch exchange if isn’t cursed
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kinktober #2!
tags: jerking off (assisted) and whatever else in your imagination
#ashur #tarquin #tashur #viperquin #datv #veilguard #nsfw
tags: jerking off (assisted) and whatever else in your imagination
#ashur #tarquin #tashur #viperquin #datv #veilguard #nsfw
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
kinktober #2!
tags: jerking off (assisted) and whatever else in your imagination
#ashur #tarquin #tashur #viperquin #datv #veilguard #nsfw
tags: jerking off (assisted) and whatever else in your imagination
#ashur #tarquin #tashur #viperquin #datv #veilguard #nsfw
it's finally Fat Tuesday
Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re me. -slaps my stomach so it jiggles-
February 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
it's finally Fat Tuesday
Pass it along! Let's see your pfp in its full sized glory.
a picrew from a person who had NSFW DNI on their social medias but that is also so fundamentally how i see myself as a person that i refuse to leave it behind. Featuring glasses Carrie drew and hair i edited to be my current color
a picrew from a person who had NSFW DNI on their social medias but that is also so fundamentally how i see myself as a person that i refuse to leave it behind. Featuring glasses Carrie drew and hair i edited to be my current color
February 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Pass it along! Let's see your pfp in its full sized glory.
a picrew from a person who had NSFW DNI on their social medias but that is also so fundamentally how i see myself as a person that i refuse to leave it behind. Featuring glasses Carrie drew and hair i edited to be my current color
a picrew from a person who had NSFW DNI on their social medias but that is also so fundamentally how i see myself as a person that i refuse to leave it behind. Featuring glasses Carrie drew and hair i edited to be my current color
unpublishable private literature is the name of one of my friend severs after seeing that skeet the first time seven months ago
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
unpublishable private literature is the name of one of my friend severs after seeing that skeet the first time seven months ago
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You don't need an AI companion, you need a friend or three who'll reliably write 400k+ words of unpublishable private literature with you.
The target audience for 'AI Companions' just needed formative platonic friends, the kind that forward you links to perverted art with the caption 'found this for you' and it's the most mortifyingly, blisteringly accurate lock on you possible.
July 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You don't need an AI companion, you need a friend or three who'll reliably write 400k+ words of unpublishable private literature with you.
im meal prepping peak midwest mom slow cooker chicken and dumplings for work (plus some for the freezer) today and it's Very Good.
February 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
im meal prepping peak midwest mom slow cooker chicken and dumplings for work (plus some for the freezer) today and it's Very Good.
ugh i have to go for lab tests tomorrow but then i get to go to the Chinese supermarket and a bakery afterwards and get some Treats
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
ugh i have to go for lab tests tomorrow but then i get to go to the Chinese supermarket and a bakery afterwards and get some Treats
I need some kind of fun stupid game to play in browser. I don't like numbers go up games, but i've been playing old flash games (dolphin olympics 2) and suika like games. any recs?
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I need some kind of fun stupid game to play in browser. I don't like numbers go up games, but i've been playing old flash games (dolphin olympics 2) and suika like games. any recs?
i NEED SOME please send recs if you have them
i need some good m/f m!dom erotica but written by someone extremely queer
February 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
i NEED SOME please send recs if you have them
i miss making buttons but i HATED selling them and getting them shipped out in a timely manner. i made some fun buttons.
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
i miss making buttons but i HATED selling them and getting them shipped out in a timely manner. i made some fun buttons.
yesterday, for reasons i will not elaborate, i colored a picture of darth vader and texted griffin and westie to be like "what color is his light saber" and griffin was like "red bc he's angy" and this morning i asked griffin "why is he angy?" and they lit up like i'd given them the best gift ever
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
yesterday, for reasons i will not elaborate, i colored a picture of darth vader and texted griffin and westie to be like "what color is his light saber" and griffin was like "red bc he's angy" and this morning i asked griffin "why is he angy?" and they lit up like i'd given them the best gift ever
man i wish i would have written the Krem/Bull obectification kink back when I was still deep into it. that would have fucked so hard. i know in my heart The Iron Bull would love to be objectified by the Right Person and i think that right person is Cremisius Aclassi
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
man i wish i would have written the Krem/Bull obectification kink back when I was still deep into it. that would have fucked so hard. i know in my heart The Iron Bull would love to be objectified by the Right Person and i think that right person is Cremisius Aclassi
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i forgot to post the little Krem thirst i did for a surprise Krem Day in mid December!
#krem #cremisiusaclassi #dragonage #dragonageinquisition #dai
#krem #cremisiusaclassi #dragonage #dragonageinquisition #dai
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
i forgot to post the little Krem thirst i did for a surprise Krem Day in mid December!
#krem #cremisiusaclassi #dragonage #dragonageinquisition #dai
#krem #cremisiusaclassi #dragonage #dragonageinquisition #dai
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SOMEONE (a total mystery obviously) wrote me some xizhui age play for the exchange! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
archiveofourown.org
February 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
SOMEONE (a total mystery obviously) wrote me some xizhui age play for the exchange! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Shout out to the ao3 user who is kudoing a ton of my stuff rn. Thank you
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Shout out to the ao3 user who is kudoing a ton of my stuff rn. Thank you
SOMEONE (a total mystery obviously) wrote me some xizhui age play for the exchange! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
archiveofourown.org
February 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
SOMEONE (a total mystery obviously) wrote me some xizhui age play for the exchange! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Almost didn’t make it into work today I feel so bad. My boss saw me walking and pulled over and drove me up a big hill to work which was very nice of her.
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Almost didn’t make it into work today I feel so bad. My boss saw me walking and pulled over and drove me up a big hill to work which was very nice of her.
catching up on the mens free skate and i just was like WHY IS THIS MAN DRESSED UP LIKE A PRIEST--OH HE'S ITALIAN OK STILL WEIRD
February 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
catching up on the mens free skate and i just was like WHY IS THIS MAN DRESSED UP LIKE A PRIEST--OH HE'S ITALIAN OK STILL WEIRD
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taps the sign
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
taps the sign
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Physiognomy is bad, even when you’re targeting someone you don’t like!
I'm just going to say a thing.
What a person looks like is not reflective of their soul. Insulting the appearance of bad people who do bad things as an outcome or indication of their rotten hearts perpetuates the notion that conventional beauty = virtue, a myth that's led to untold human damage.
What a person looks like is not reflective of their soul. Insulting the appearance of bad people who do bad things as an outcome or indication of their rotten hearts perpetuates the notion that conventional beauty = virtue, a myth that's led to untold human damage.
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Physiognomy is bad, even when you’re targeting someone you don’t like!
trying to menu plan so we can order groceries and griffin and i are both like "no food is valid"
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
trying to menu plan so we can order groceries and griffin and i are both like "no food is valid"