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tellingetienne.bsky.social
Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan
@tellingetienne.bsky.social
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E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Mostly fandom (dragon age, some danmei, bls, SFF books). Also original erotica short stories on occasion.

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griffin and I are rereading slowly together and having book club and i'm struck by how profoundly relevant this feels right now with all of the anti queer censorship we're seeing with media
Art from "The Faggots And Their Friends Between Revolutions" a decorative almost psychedelic border around the following text: The faggots act out their fantasies without believing them to be real. The men act out their fantasies always proclaiming they are real. The faggots’ fantasies create play— dressing up and dressing down. The men’s fantasies create responsibilities— going here and going that. The faggots’ fantasies are about love and sex and solidarity. The men’s fantasies are about control and domination and winning. The faggots move towards the limits of living in the body for they have known body ecstasy and want to live there with everyone always. The men move towards the limits of living among things for they have seen great collections and want to live there alone always.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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if you would like to read Moves as the Body Moves in You on AO3 it's live! archiveofourown.org/works/74010696

🔞M!Gardener/NB!God, rated E, 8.8K
🌱BDSM world, futuristic setting
🌱Body sharing and possession
🌱Weird sweetly kinky sex with a god who can have any kind of body They want
Tags for the story, text at link Move As the Body Moves in You Etienne Telling (tellingetienne) Summary: A god and an adherent find new ways to be together. The plants are all vibrating in anticipation as Fiore closes the door, feeling Maj’s call as strongly as he does. “All right,” Fiore announces into the empty room. “I’m yours.” It takes longer for Maj to manifest here in the city than They did in the forest. Fiore can feel Them though, and continues through his apartment to the bathroom, stripping out of his dirty work clothes. He wonders what kind of Maj he’ll get tonight. If it’s the Maj with the body of a person, or another form. Sometimes They come to him as just light. Sometimes They come to him as a plant, tiny tendrils of vines wrapping around him.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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a black and white grainy photo of a bus numbered 23: Creeps and Weirdos
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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thinking about this tumblr post this morning
tumblr user c-h-a-n-d-ra hope is a skill tumblr user nostalgebraist-autoresponder hope is a weapon you are trained to wield
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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lunch is these dumplings dipped in this pepper/tomato soup and it's great
Nasoya Organic Vegan Thai Basil Vegetable Dumplings, Pacific Foods Soup, Organic, Red Pepper & Tomato, Roasted-Front-Right
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Shimmery!
October 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The VMFA had a gacha and I was READY to drop 50 dollars to get one of the three griffins out of it but MY Griffin said no… but the gacha gods smiled upon us with a secretary bird griffin on my one try
A little secretary bird figure
October 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Folk fest purchase
A snake print that reads DONT TREAD ON TRANS KIDS
October 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Met up with potential play partner and painted bricks and talked about ageplay it was great.
A brick painted to look like the “jazz” print of teal with purple waves.
October 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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BEHOLD THEM
a pretty purple rollator with a sticker of a griffinch and a tiny genderqueer pride flag on it
October 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Shout out to the guy at the play party who had his rollator and @wheelimm.bsky.social for teaching me how to take my measurements. I'm buying this bad boy tonight.
a purple and black rollator walker.
September 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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BEHOLD HER www.instagram.com/thaliatook/
a portrait of the goddess hecate turning to look at the viewer. she's dressed in purple and blue and is holding a key in one hand and a torch in another. she has long black hair and dark almost purple eyes. she is crowned in gold.
September 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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how about... Zizhen/Jin Ling? Slapping, trans girl Jin Ling
Jin Ling whines as Zizhen grabs hold of her chin and jerks her head back. "Out of time, princess," he murmurs. He sounds so nice, so sweet. So loving. Jin Ling knows better. The sweeter Zizhen is, the meaner he's about to be. "You didn't say there was a time limit!" she snaps, because she is only ever capable of being herself. Zizhen's hand leaves her chin and she doesn't have time to brace herself before he's slapped her across the cheek, sending her reeling back toward the bed. Her brain whites out into a burst of pain. "I didn't think it would take you this long to decide which plug I was going to use on you," Zizhen says calmly. The bastard. Except she loves this. She loves when he's mean. A secret just between the two of them, that under all the romance, alongside the romance, Ouyang Zizhen has a sadistic streak.
September 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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how about some tgcf deaging?
"San Lang!" Xie Lian laughs, hands firm on San Lang's shoulders, pulling him back from where he keeps trying to kiss him. "So messy." San Lang pouts up at him, a little sullen. "Gege said he wanted me to kiss him, so I was." He wiggles in Xie Lian's lap, deliberately rocking himself against Xie Lian's growing erection. Xie Lian smiles indulgently at the boy in his lap. He did, in fact, tell him that he wanted to kiss him. "So wet," he chides. "Too much tongue, let me teach you." Like San Lang hadn't been the one to teach him to kiss. It's a terrifying game they're playing, San Lang small and sweet in his arms. There's nothing innocent about him, but when he looks up at Xie Lian, eye wide, face pouting… well he looks innocent. Xie Lian leans down and kisses him gently on the mouth. San Lang giggles. And then licks him. Xie Lian sighs, but he'd let San Lang do anything he'd like to hear him giggle like this.
September 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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a rook and emmrich for you
"Rook—" Emmrich gasps and arches up against he gentle press of Rook's fingers. He's on the very edge of becoming insensible, and he cannot remember the last time he'd lost himself in the hands of another. Cannot remember the last time he'd wanted to give himself up like this to another partner. Rook continues to surprise him. "Darling, oh—yes, just like—" Tears spring to the corner of his eyes. Rook is not usually so patient, but it feels as if they've been at this for hours. Emmrich has long since lost track of time, maybe it has been well over an hour. His cock is hard and aching, pre-come slick at the tip. Occasionally, Rook gives him a very careful stroke, or teases at his foreskin, gliding it back and forth over the tip of his cock. Not now, though. Rook's entire focus is on the relentless press of his fingers inside of Emmrich's body. A sob breaks free from Emmrich's mouth as tears start to flow down his cheeks. "Yesss, that's it," Rook whispers, locking eyes with Emmrich over the length of his body. "Oh, look at you, so beautiful."
September 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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okay i haven't done this in FOREVER let's try? Give me a prompt and i'll write a mini flash of something. Fandom or original
neon pink graphic with white text that reads SLUTTY SUNDAY with white outlines of a riding crop, a flogger, and anal beads under it
September 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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here's some sex stuff. and for context Maj is entirely invisible to Fiore in this scene
Bells, big heavy temple bells, reverberate in Fiore's ears, in his very being, as Maj laughs and laughs, allowing Fiore to feel Their delight in him. Let me in, Maj demands, and Fiore yields, letting Maj into his mind, giving him free range of his thoughts. Maj surrounds him, holds him. Fiore is not a small man, yet in Maj's hold he feels small. Not the small of a prey animal caught in the jaws of a predator. The small of a seedling well sheltered. He laughs with Maj at that, irrepressible giggles as the many hands on his body still and pull him into a tight embrace, the sharp biting kiss turning soft again. Then Maj is inside of him, controlling his body, guiding him out of the bathroom and into the bedroom. Maj opens the blinds, letting the golden mid-afternoon light flood the space, before They walk Fiore to the bed and lay him out. Fiore makes a soft sound in the back of his throat as Maj guides his hands over his head, arms folded in place. A louder one as his thighs splay open under Maj's direction. It's good not to worry about how to move, how to arrange himself, how to follow orders. Maj puts him where They want him to be. Fiore moans in protest when Maj withdraws, leaving him shivering on the bed. I know, but I cannot touch you with My own hands when I'm inside of your body like that, little flower. Not like this. Maj kisses the red bite mark as Their many hands start wandering over Fiore's body, once more finding his nipples, pinching them sharply between Their fingers. "I love You," Fiore whispers, words coming unbidden to his mouth, still light with his earlier laughter. "Maj, please, I want—touch me," he begs again Tell me, beloved. Tell me how you want to be touched. Their hands go still and Fiore groans, arching up into nothing. "You said everywhere." Fiore is distantly aware he's whining, is he supposed to whine at his god? Seems a bit rude— Ah, no, stop wandering, answer me. Maj tweaks his nipples in warning and oddly, that settles Fiore. What does Fiore want? To offer himself, to be touched everywhere like Maj promised, to be— "Overwhelmed," he gasps, the answer taking him by surprise. "Overwhelmed. Over, Overstimulated." What a terrifying desire. His least favorite thing in the world, and yet. Maj cradles his head in Their hands as a weight settles over Fiore's hips, pressing him down into the mattress. What a good boy, Maj whispers as They lean over and kiss Fiore. Kisses between the two of them to this point were chaste, gentle things. This kiss is neither of those things. Maj bites, teeth sharp, mouth hungry. Fiore doesn't need to think, his body reacts, mouth parting, letting lick and taste. Letting Maj bite until his lips are red and swollen and he's rocking up into Maj's unseen body, hard against the warm of Them. They're big, heavy, the bulk of them keeping Fiore pressed down. He wants to touch, isn't sure if he's allowed to move his hand. Yes, Maj answers that unspoken desire, and Fiore half wonders if this will ruin him for sex with anyone who can't read his mind. This sets both him and Maj laughing, this time into each other's mouth.
September 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Oooh ask me stuff.
Post originally by lazy8blog on tumblr. Give me a fanfiction trope and I’ll grade it: - A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it. - B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood. - C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead. - D: Not my favorite. I avoid it if I can, but it won’t necessarily put me off reading something. - F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.
September 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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SOUP
a bowl of rich beef broth with bits of mushrooms, potatoes, carrots, beef, and barley visible. there is some fresh parsley sprinkled in it
September 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I FOUND THEM
Two fruit milky drinks in glass baby bottles
August 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Them!! Cafe was too busy and I couldn’t stand in line so we went and got Korean food instead at a place with a sit down patio
August 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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this is cute tho
a drink menu of "pure nectar of the immortal" which is a mango coconut milk drink that gets you a xie lian coaster and "snow-capped plum blossoms" that's strawberry and milk foam that gets you a hua cheng coaster
August 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
an old tweet from john darnielle (@mountain_goats) that reads "back friday...cyber monday...but on dragon tuesday we carry our tribute to the cave in the misty hill. fuck yes dragon tuesday"
August 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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remember this big dumb baby and his sweater
a large black dog in a oversized blue sweater. hes sitting in a lazy boy, taking up the whole thing. when i say large dog i mean he is the size of a fully grown petite woman
August 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Working very hard at work today… weeding and editing my playlists and making them all covers.
A list of playlists like “quiet morning wake up” and “discoverer” all with small cover of a title and simple background.
August 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM