Donny
@tehdon.bsky.social
The term you’re looking for is nonfluencer
Nuzzi & Lizza is not a mumblerap duo, fyi
I thought Nuzzi and Lizza were stupid and venal and bad writers before it was cool. Their couple name is "nuzlocke"
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Nuzzi & Lizza is not a mumblerap duo, fyi
Oh good, I remembered the point I was trying to make while making the point I discovered along the way
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh good, I remembered the point I was trying to make while making the point I discovered along the way
Can you imagine how popular Tom Cruise would be if he wasn’t openly in the upper echelons of a cult? He’s pretty open about that and is still wildly successful.
Donald Trump took a jab at Hollywood icon Tom Cruise’s height during a rambling speech at the McDonald’s Impact Summit.
Trump, 79, Trolls Oscar-Winning Hollywood Superstar Over Height
The dig came despite signs the president has exaggerated his own height.
trib.al
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Can you imagine how popular Tom Cruise would be if he wasn’t openly in the upper echelons of a cult? He’s pretty open about that and is still wildly successful.
I know I’ve heard the name Mark Sanford. Oh, that guy. Oh…
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I know I’ve heard the name Mark Sanford. Oh, that guy. Oh…
Don’t hear near as much about how Target uses data to predict customer behavior nowadays
The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Don’t hear near as much about how Target uses data to predict customer behavior nowadays
Pro tip to the other GOP hopefuls: Insulting Ted’s wife will get you his endorsement and he’ll phone bank for you too!
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Pro tip to the other GOP hopefuls: Insulting Ted’s wife will get you his endorsement and he’ll phone bank for you too!
Be a JD not a JK
popular writers used to exile themselves from public life for decades before attempting a comeback and we were a better country for it
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Be a JD not a JK
Reposted by Donny
Bubba was the name of his sled
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bubba was the name of his sled
TrumpBuX (because they eXtreme)
November 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
TrumpBuX (because they eXtreme)
Whatever happened to Matt Gaetz and Nestor?
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Whatever happened to Matt Gaetz and Nestor?
Color me conflicted on this image
not until she completes her training at antifa super soldier indoctrination camp
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Color me conflicted on this image
Fine, but why is Carson buttling at the Vatican?
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Fine, but why is Carson buttling at the Vatican?
Of course many of them will draw the line at “adult male” even though they’ve been cool with everything else
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Of course many of them will draw the line at “adult male” even though they’ve been cool with everything else
If I had a nickel for every president who got in trouble over Bill Clinton getting a blow job, it’s weird I’d have 10 cents.
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If I had a nickel for every president who got in trouble over Bill Clinton getting a blow job, it’s weird I’d have 10 cents.
Teenage Vixens: Menace or Myth?
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Teenage Vixens: Menace or Myth?
The worst time to stop sniffing glue was yesterday. The next worst time is today.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The worst time to stop sniffing glue was yesterday. The next worst time is today.
Tangentially, I do enjoy keming becoming a way to describe poor kerning
tight kerning makes your writing look dean and modem
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tangentially, I do enjoy keming becoming a way to describe poor kerning
That dog definitely barked
A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."
Lutnick is the current Secretary of Commerce and Epstein sent this email three months before he died.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That dog definitely barked
Creep in Wolff’s clothing
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
In my opinion, one of the biggest revelations from the Epstein-Trump emails is that Michael Wolff -- who calls himself a journalist -- acted as a publicist and PR crisis manager for the most notorious sexual predator in recent memory.
And he did this for YEARS!
And he did this for YEARS!
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Creep in Wolff’s clothing
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
It’s must stink working in the pedometer industry with losing all that time not being able to abbreviate pedometer.
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s must stink working in the pedometer industry with losing all that time not being able to abbreviate pedometer.
Reminder of how MAGA has done email analysis in the past. Might be a fun comparison for the Epstein email analysis.
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reminder of how MAGA has done email analysis in the past. Might be a fun comparison for the Epstein email analysis.
“Dead girl or live boy” used to mean something in this country…
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“Dead girl or live boy” used to mean something in this country…
“You just need to coordinate 5 people’s calendars”
a mountain covered in clouds with the word orbo on the bottom
ALT: a mountain covered in clouds with the word orbo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“You just need to coordinate 5 people’s calendars”
Everyone is all for progress until it’s time to upset the system that got them into power
“You can’t be mad at Democrats for not fighting because they’re the only thing we have to fight fascism” is an interesting political philosophy that I would like to unpack, not in the sense of giving it further examination, but in the sense of throwing it out the back window.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everyone is all for progress until it’s time to upset the system that got them into power