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teese in the big city (sheep in the big city parody)
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Recovering bald bitch, annoying music guy, doctorate in neopets studies ( @countvonroo.bsky.social ) (they/them | 30) boat ocs with @transatlantic.bsky.social
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Announcing my new project, Rigmarole! 💙🐈✨

A point-and-click adventure visual novel about a NY-Italian gyaru and her fruity mahjong buddies driving across the country to go snatch back her Nonna's cat from her gay homophobe rock star cousin!

priro.itch.io/rigmarole
This one's gonna be a wild ride.
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Spongebob big guy pants ok
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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My FanArt of El Condor Pasa based on Nacho Libre's Poster
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Freetaxusa my beloved…and if it gets a little dicey, they have an option where you can pay and talk to an expert on more complicated matters
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Almost finished with my audiobook and I’m afraid to see how it ends….
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
People in marketing really are straight up ghouls
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ok fine, the new Rosalía album is as good as press made it sound. Every time I’m like yea yea whatever, it switches up completely
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Good morning to hissing fauna, are you the destroyer? (2007) and everybody else I guess
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Been listening to an audiobook of geek love by Katherine Dunn at the suggestion of my boss and yes this is good but it’s mortifying to know people can read me this well because this book is speaking to me deeply…and my boss doesn’t even know I have conjoined twin ocs….
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Near mint frizzle fry in the record store jump scare
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Listening to juju siouxsie sioux and ok i get it. I get it now.
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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the way the new york post talks about zohran
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“The bed’s too big, the frying pan’s too wide” is such a punch of a lyric…Miss Mitchell, we’d be nothing without you
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Listening to the glow prt. 2 for the first time…imagine you’re excited for this to come out and then boom, 9/11
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
spotify.link/iK7PWyxCMXb
Life fantastic save me
Life Fantastic (Deluxe Edition)
spotify.link
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Alexa, play pet sounds. Loud enough to kill.
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Offering in here too, any nyc friends want to come to the dunmesh exhibit with me tomorrow…
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Getting close to Halloween again so check out this series of screenshots that tell a story about a really scary screensaver program.
"3D Workers Island", a short horror story about a screensaver: yes-thread.com/3dwiscr

Also on Itch: mryes.itch.io/3dwiscr
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Educating myself on Tori Amos because she was a total black hole to me. They were not lying about professional widow
spotify.link/gQ2P5BzEBXb
Spotify – Web Player
spotify.link
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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first time petscop watch
October 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM