teese in the big city (sheep in the big city parody)
@teese.bsky.social
Recovering bald bitch, annoying music guy, doctorate in neopets studies ( @countvonroo.bsky.social ) (they/them | 30) boat ocs with @transatlantic.bsky.social
People in marketing really are straight up ghouls
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
People in marketing really are straight up ghouls
Sure, whatever
October 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Sure, whatever
Found a slits bootleg today and this rules…
October 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Found a slits bootleg today and this rules…
Wednesday’s bleeds is starting to grow on me, and I gotta say, I’m so into the covers that kamila mlynarczyk (woodedwoods on insta) did for the singles. Totally unexpected but somehow so fitting for each song
October 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Wednesday’s bleeds is starting to grow on me, and I gotta say, I’m so into the covers that kamila mlynarczyk (woodedwoods on insta) did for the singles. Totally unexpected but somehow so fitting for each song
Saw wet leg
September 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Saw wet leg
Who’s coming over to play toys????
September 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Who’s coming over to play toys????
Jocko homo is named after an anti-evolution paper
Oh my god…de-evolution, devo….
Oh my god…de-evolution, devo….
September 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Jocko homo is named after an anti-evolution paper
Oh my god…de-evolution, devo….
Oh my god…de-evolution, devo….
Me…
September 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me…
Movie night tomorrow :)
September 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Movie night tomorrow :)
fitted the fuck up
August 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
fitted the fuck up
Same energy as my round friend futomomo dragon pilot….
August 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Same energy as my round friend futomomo dragon pilot….
Bad pic but just scored a working furby with tags for $10 at a yard sale while walking to the used book store…New York is full of possibilities
August 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Bad pic but just scored a working furby with tags for $10 at a yard sale while walking to the used book store…New York is full of possibilities
[spits up blood] thanks Audrey
August 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
[spits up blood] thanks Audrey
Just learned about the Tyler vip tote that looks like a shipping container…that should be mine
August 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just learned about the Tyler vip tote that looks like a shipping container…that should be mine
These pants are the ugliest and most beautiful thing I’ve ever owned
August 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
These pants are the ugliest and most beautiful thing I’ve ever owned
Got trapped in the bathroom at karaoke…
August 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Got trapped in the bathroom at karaoke…
Went to the exhibit for annoying people and saw my emotional support flop band photographed
July 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Went to the exhibit for annoying people and saw my emotional support flop band photographed
LITERALLY TOOK A PIC OF IT TODAY!!!
July 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
LITERALLY TOOK A PIC OF IT TODAY!!!
Not even forklift certified but you know I’m repping her every day
July 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not even forklift certified but you know I’m repping her every day
Clownfit
July 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Clownfit
started reading a manga and I'm losing my mind over this character design...
June 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
started reading a manga and I'm losing my mind over this character design...
stumbled across a candle holder by an artist I own a trinket tray by and now I'm looking up this company in general, and damn...nymolle goes so hard.
June 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
stumbled across a candle holder by an artist I own a trinket tray by and now I'm looking up this company in general, and damn...nymolle goes so hard.
Epic teese week ngl
June 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Epic teese week ngl
It’s pride picnic and we’re clowning…
June 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s pride picnic and we’re clowning…