Technohawk
@technohawk.bsky.social
Guy who makes dumb gifs for the internet
Recalling this for a suffocation risk is understandable. What's not understandable is why the crib was trying to trick a baby into committing a crime.
The Angelbliss Baby Bassinet Beside Crib for infants has been recalled due to risk of suffocation and entrapment.
Newborn bedside sleeper recalled for risk of suffocation and entrapment
The Angelbliss Baby Bassinet Beside Crib for infants has been recalled due to risk of suffocation and entrapment.
cheknews.ca
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Recalling this for a suffocation risk is understandable. What's not understandable is why the crib was trying to trick a baby into committing a crime.
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Hey @bsky.app
At what point is someone who works for you seen as a liability?
Is the harassment of a CSA and trafficking victim by the head of T&S the look you want for your company?
Do you believe it’s totally fine and defend pedophilia as well?
Does the board agree with your ideals?
At what point is someone who works for you seen as a liability?
Is the harassment of a CSA and trafficking victim by the head of T&S the look you want for your company?
Do you believe it’s totally fine and defend pedophilia as well?
Does the board agree with your ideals?
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hey @bsky.app
At what point is someone who works for you seen as a liability?
Is the harassment of a CSA and trafficking victim by the head of T&S the look you want for your company?
Do you believe it’s totally fine and defend pedophilia as well?
Does the board agree with your ideals?
At what point is someone who works for you seen as a liability?
Is the harassment of a CSA and trafficking victim by the head of T&S the look you want for your company?
Do you believe it’s totally fine and defend pedophilia as well?
Does the board agree with your ideals?
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One last bump for my column. It has brought out many embarrassing Elon fanboys to defend him so I think it touched a nerve 🌝
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
One last bump for my column. It has brought out many embarrassing Elon fanboys to defend him so I think it touched a nerve 🌝
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
True Tales of Dentistry
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my mother's hearing aid has broken the doorbell
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
my mother's hearing aid has broken the doorbell
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
Of course a guy named Will Smith would get a big hit when the world is watching
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Of course a guy named Will Smith would get a big hit when the world is watching
Holy moly again. Didn't expect a scrum
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Holy moly again. Didn't expect a scrum
Holy moly. Go Jays
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Holy moly. Go Jays
3 strike outs in a row! Go Gausman, go Jays!
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
3 strike outs in a row! Go Gausman, go Jays!
Yesavage having a hell of a night. Go Jays!
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Yesavage having a hell of a night. Go Jays!
I've watched more baseball today than I have in my whole 45 year life
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I've watched more baseball today than I have in my whole 45 year life
I'm absolutely just a bandwagon Blue Jays fan but man, that was a fun game to watch. Go Jays. 3 more to go.
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm absolutely just a bandwagon Blue Jays fan but man, that was a fun game to watch. Go Jays. 3 more to go.
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I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
Now I switch over to football where I actually root for Seattle.
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Now I switch over to football where I actually root for Seattle.
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Most "classics" are boring as fuck to a modern reader in no small part because the context of the story is not understood by them and so many of the allusions and "inside jokes" known to then-contemporary readers have been lost in time and in translation
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Most "classics" are boring as fuck to a modern reader in no small part because the context of the story is not understood by them and so many of the allusions and "inside jokes" known to then-contemporary readers have been lost in time and in translation