It's fine as long as you televised it.
if anyone wanted to violently kidnap Starmer and prosecute him for something random in your country, I'm afraid there's nothing we'd be able to do to stop you, since he's a lawyer and he says that's fine as long as the head of state is unpopular enough
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
It's fine as long as you televised it.
*Dream the impossible dream
*Fight the unbeatable foe
*Bear with unbearable sorrow
*Run where the brave dare not go
*Right the unrightable wrong
*Love, pure and chaste, from afar
*Try, when your arms are too weary,
*Reach the unreachable star
*Fight the unbeatable foe
*Bear with unbearable sorrow
*Run where the brave dare not go
*Right the unrightable wrong
*Love, pure and chaste, from afar
*Try, when your arms are too weary,
*Reach the unreachable star
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
*Dream the impossible dream
*Fight the unbeatable foe
*Bear with unbearable sorrow
*Run where the brave dare not go
*Right the unrightable wrong
*Love, pure and chaste, from afar
*Try, when your arms are too weary,
*Reach the unreachable star
*Fight the unbeatable foe
*Bear with unbearable sorrow
*Run where the brave dare not go
*Right the unrightable wrong
*Love, pure and chaste, from afar
*Try, when your arms are too weary,
*Reach the unreachable star
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TIL that the descendents of the Borgia family (of medieval Italian notoriety) run a chip shop in Dublin and claim credit for introducing the deep fried mars bar to Ireland.
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
TIL that the descendents of the Borgia family (of medieval Italian notoriety) run a chip shop in Dublin and claim credit for introducing the deep fried mars bar to Ireland.
Sometimes you can't decide whether to choke or punch a nazi, but it's OK, you've got two hands and two nazis.
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Sometimes you can't decide whether to choke or punch a nazi, but it's OK, you've got two hands and two nazis.
Re: @sonicpodcast.bsky.social and other interested parties. This is the Radio series Nigel Kiching listened to for inspiration for the Marxio Bros.
January 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Re: @sonicpodcast.bsky.social and other interested parties. This is the Radio series Nigel Kiching listened to for inspiration for the Marxio Bros.
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In Agadoo did Kubla Khan
Push pineapples, shake the tree
Push pineapples, shake the tree
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
In Agadoo did Kubla Khan
Push pineapples, shake the tree
Push pineapples, shake the tree
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Thursday! What a concept!
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Thursday! What a concept!
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The End of Evangelion
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
The End of Evangelion
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You
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‘Gender critical’ transphobes are now just openly advertising the fact they want to be the genital inspector Karen! 😆
They’re so immersed in their own transphobic hate bubble, they don’t even realise how bad this makes them look!
They’re so immersed in their own transphobic hate bubble, they don’t even realise how bad this makes them look!
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 AM
‘Gender critical’ transphobes are now just openly advertising the fact they want to be the genital inspector Karen! 😆
They’re so immersed in their own transphobic hate bubble, they don’t even realise how bad this makes them look!
They’re so immersed in their own transphobic hate bubble, they don’t even realise how bad this makes them look!
Good fortune assured!
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Good fortune assured!
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Which artist has the best music videos? Is it Bjork?
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Which artist has the best music videos? Is it Bjork?
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You know what I enjoy? A nice glass of port, that's what.
December 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You know what I enjoy? A nice glass of port, that's what.
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Off the Air | VR episode is out on youtube!
This is “Asclepius“, my short contribution to an amazing episode
This is “Asclepius“, my short contribution to an amazing episode
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Off the Air | VR episode is out on youtube!
This is “Asclepius“, my short contribution to an amazing episode
This is “Asclepius“, my short contribution to an amazing episode
Ron Tiner(RIP)'s Figure Drawing Without a Model is an excellent introduction to imaginitive illustration (you can get it cheap off ebay)
The Disney Comic Strip Artist's Kit is also a great nuts and bolts guide: share.google/YaOq8WAi6TpX...
The Disney Comic Strip Artist's Kit is also a great nuts and bolts guide: share.google/YaOq8WAi6TpX...
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Ron Tiner(RIP)'s Figure Drawing Without a Model is an excellent introduction to imaginitive illustration (you can get it cheap off ebay)
The Disney Comic Strip Artist's Kit is also a great nuts and bolts guide: share.google/YaOq8WAi6TpX...
The Disney Comic Strip Artist's Kit is also a great nuts and bolts guide: share.google/YaOq8WAi6TpX...
Someone called me a misogynist for saying that Lauren Sanchez looks terrible.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Someone called me a misogynist for saying that Lauren Sanchez looks terrible.
Turtle power!
The hesitation waltz - 1950
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/19983
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/19983
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Turtle power!
Does Pickwick even have a job?
Growing mushrooms to sell to perverts. Meh, not that different from what I already do. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Does Pickwick even have a job?
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as I often say: imagine how much the 20th-best drummer in your city makes, and then compare that to what the 200th-best marketing manager makes
The average professional artist (and I’m talking getting paid literally anything for their art) has a skill set that is rarer, harder to do, and that takes longer to master than any middle management type you’ve ever met, but those do-nothing dipshits can make six figures with no one getting upset.
"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
as I often say: imagine how much the 20th-best drummer in your city makes, and then compare that to what the 200th-best marketing manager makes
The most recent Shaun the Sheep special suggests that the Shaun who appeared in A Close Shave is actually a parallel universe version of the character meaning that the Wallace and Gromit stories take place in a different dimension.
I will, most likely, retain this knowledge to my dying day.
I will, most likely, retain this knowledge to my dying day.
December 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The most recent Shaun the Sheep special suggests that the Shaun who appeared in A Close Shave is actually a parallel universe version of the character meaning that the Wallace and Gromit stories take place in a different dimension.
I will, most likely, retain this knowledge to my dying day.
I will, most likely, retain this knowledge to my dying day.
Best films I saw for the first time this year twothousandandtwentyfive!
The Trial (1962)
The Hour of the Pig (1993)
Yes, Madam! (1985)
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover (1989)
Black Sunday (1960)
Hansel and Gretel (1983)
The Trial (1962)
The Hour of the Pig (1993)
Yes, Madam! (1985)
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover (1989)
Black Sunday (1960)
Hansel and Gretel (1983)
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Best films I saw for the first time this year twothousandandtwentyfive!
The Trial (1962)
The Hour of the Pig (1993)
Yes, Madam! (1985)
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover (1989)
Black Sunday (1960)
Hansel and Gretel (1983)
The Trial (1962)
The Hour of the Pig (1993)
Yes, Madam! (1985)
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover (1989)
Black Sunday (1960)
Hansel and Gretel (1983)
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This year's christmas cards.
December 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This year's christmas cards.
This year's christmas cards.
December 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This year's christmas cards.
Christmas gifts this year included this tiny Sylvester McCoy.
December 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Christmas gifts this year included this tiny Sylvester McCoy.