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Matthew Smith
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Queen of pig torture.
I hate all of you equally.
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
January 20, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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I'm sure you've all seen it by now but if you haven't this is the perfect antidote to everything right now.

youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0
The Harry Hill Show - Stewart Lee
YouTube video by HARRY HILL
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Cow tools!
January 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Follows my definitive ranking of the Spongebob Squarepants movies:
*The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
*The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
*Plankton: The Movie
*Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie
*The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run
*The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Sure, invade Iceland, I haven't heard any stories about them holding a grudge.
January 17, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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I mean seriously
January 17, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Somehow forgot Jan Svankmajer’s Faust.
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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To the liberal, it is not that conservatives are wrong on the fundamentals. Poverty is a moral failing, black and brown people are intellectually and emotionally inferior. It is more that the liberal believes they can demonstrate their superiority by helping out the less fortunate.
January 16, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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The liberal is the politician who wants to be seen as brave for standing up to those who say we should cut programmes that give additional college funding to kids from disadvantaged ethnic groups, but who believes asking why those groups are disadvantaged in the first place is subversive communism.
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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This PEANUTS comic strip was published #OTD on January 15, 1953.
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Mind-boggling stuff: ICE has detained 4 Oglala men and is apparently demanding the Lakota--a nation of the continent's original inhabitants--“enter into an immigration agreement with ICE." www.twincities.com/2026/01/13/i...
Oglala Sioux Tribe says three tribal members arrested in Minneapolis are in ICE detention
The detained tribal members are experiencing homelessness and living under a bridge in Minneapolis.
www.twincities.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I had ignored the Baz Luhrmann Elvis film (because, well, it's a Baz Luhrmann Elvis film) but I'm glad I watched it. Butler carries the whole movie, extraordinary in the role.
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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I'm enjoying this Elvis film but keep getting distracted by Richard Roxburgh performance as Frank Costanza.
January 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I'm enjoying this Elvis film but keep getting distracted by Richard Roxburgh performance as Frank Costanza.
January 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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To commemorate Erich von Däniken's life, I am claiming that ancient aliens wrote all his books.
January 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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The Beano Book 1970
January 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM