Taquito The Puppet
@taquitothepuppet.bsky.social
An adorable Puppet with a big mouth.
Anti-MAGA
Pro-choice
Punches Nazis
Send me G1 Transformers!
Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"
Anti-MAGA
Pro-choice
Punches Nazis
Send me G1 Transformers!
Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"
Pinned
AEW > WWE
Don't like it? Fight me.
(Gonna look real stupid losing a fight with a Muppet)
Don't like it? Fight me.
(Gonna look real stupid losing a fight with a Muppet)
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let me see...
Root canal
Colonoscopy
Pap smear
Hemorrhoids
Prostate exam
Mammogram
Toothache
Stomach flu......shall I go on?
Root canal
Colonoscopy
Pap smear
Hemorrhoids
Prostate exam
Mammogram
Toothache
Stomach flu......shall I go on?
November 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
let me see...
Root canal
Colonoscopy
Pap smear
Hemorrhoids
Prostate exam
Mammogram
Toothache
Stomach flu......shall I go on?
Root canal
Colonoscopy
Pap smear
Hemorrhoids
Prostate exam
Mammogram
Toothache
Stomach flu......shall I go on?
“Family is the ultimate bedrock of civilization” says the wife of a man who is gung-ho in favor of ripping migrant families apart and making family members disappear in foreign prisons…
Just wow. This woman is a completely stupid and one-dimensional ostrich with her head in the sand.
Just wow. This woman is a completely stupid and one-dimensional ostrich with her head in the sand.
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
“Family is the ultimate bedrock of civilization” says the wife of a man who is gung-ho in favor of ripping migrant families apart and making family members disappear in foreign prisons…
Just wow. This woman is a completely stupid and one-dimensional ostrich with her head in the sand.
Just wow. This woman is a completely stupid and one-dimensional ostrich with her head in the sand.
Did you hear her at the end?
As he made a ridiculous claim of what “everybody“ was saying?.
…Barbara, flat out and firmly: “No they’re not.”
Where are reporters like that today??!
Plenty of opportunities to do the same.
As he made a ridiculous claim of what “everybody“ was saying?.
…Barbara, flat out and firmly: “No they’re not.”
Where are reporters like that today??!
Plenty of opportunities to do the same.
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Did you hear her at the end?
As he made a ridiculous claim of what “everybody“ was saying?.
…Barbara, flat out and firmly: “No they’re not.”
Where are reporters like that today??!
Plenty of opportunities to do the same.
As he made a ridiculous claim of what “everybody“ was saying?.
…Barbara, flat out and firmly: “No they’re not.”
Where are reporters like that today??!
Plenty of opportunities to do the same.
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
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Much love my peoples! Merry Christmas!
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a suit and tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Much love my peoples! Merry Christmas!
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BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
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May l suggest to my American friends this Christmas Eve, as much as we love and Pray for all lovers of freedom and Democracy remember, your beautiful Country would not be in the position it is if it were not for (6) six members of the Supreme Court that gave this Lunatic President,
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
May l suggest to my American friends this Christmas Eve, as much as we love and Pray for all lovers of freedom and Democracy remember, your beautiful Country would not be in the position it is if it were not for (6) six members of the Supreme Court that gave this Lunatic President,
The only people who care about Epstein's friends' reputations are Epstein's friends.
If I was best friends with a pedophile & I defended him after conviction, most Americans would cheer if my cellmate beat me to death.
The rich & famous being implicated, so we're supposed to be sympathetic.
If I was best friends with a pedophile & I defended him after conviction, most Americans would cheer if my cellmate beat me to death.
The rich & famous being implicated, so we're supposed to be sympathetic.
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The only people who care about Epstein's friends' reputations are Epstein's friends.
If I was best friends with a pedophile & I defended him after conviction, most Americans would cheer if my cellmate beat me to death.
The rich & famous being implicated, so we're supposed to be sympathetic.
If I was best friends with a pedophile & I defended him after conviction, most Americans would cheer if my cellmate beat me to death.
The rich & famous being implicated, so we're supposed to be sympathetic.
Step 1: There are no Nazis in the GOP.
Step 2: Okay, there are Nazis, but it’s not that big a deal.
Step 3: Okay, there are Nazis, and it’s a problem. < (you are here)
Step 4: Okay, we’re just Nazis now, get over it.
Step 2: Okay, there are Nazis, but it’s not that big a deal.
Step 3: Okay, there are Nazis, and it’s a problem. < (you are here)
Step 4: Okay, we’re just Nazis now, get over it.
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Step 1: There are no Nazis in the GOP.
Step 2: Okay, there are Nazis, but it’s not that big a deal.
Step 3: Okay, there are Nazis, and it’s a problem. < (you are here)
Step 4: Okay, we’re just Nazis now, get over it.
Step 2: Okay, there are Nazis, but it’s not that big a deal.
Step 3: Okay, there are Nazis, and it’s a problem. < (you are here)
Step 4: Okay, we’re just Nazis now, get over it.
Sleigh bells ring, are you grifting?
December 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sleigh bells ring, are you grifting?
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Khanna: You’ve got the DOJ releasing the names of survivors—which they are not allowed to do by law—but not releasing the FBI interview files with those same survivors. Those FBI interviews contain the names of other men: Wall Street tycoons and politicians…
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Khanna: You’ve got the DOJ releasing the names of survivors—which they are not allowed to do by law—but not releasing the FBI interview files with those same survivors. Those FBI interviews contain the names of other men: Wall Street tycoons and politicians…
"I hate you and everything you stand for and you were absolutely right that I was shooting myself in the lady dick by voting for that piece of shit. Oh well, I still hate you!"
\- Republican women
\- Republican women
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"I hate you and everything you stand for and you were absolutely right that I was shooting myself in the lady dick by voting for that piece of shit. Oh well, I still hate you!"
\- Republican women
\- Republican women
America in the 2020s reminds me of my childhood behind the Iron Curtain. Food is becoming unaffordable, home ownership is a distant dream, media censorship, random detainment on bullshit charges, and you’re not allowed to criticize the realpolitik of that one foreign country. ... (1)
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
America in the 2020s reminds me of my childhood behind the Iron Curtain. Food is becoming unaffordable, home ownership is a distant dream, media censorship, random detainment on bullshit charges, and you’re not allowed to criticize the realpolitik of that one foreign country. ... (1)
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This will never get old to me.
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This will never get old to me.
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Alpha Andrew Tate getting knocked out cold by an opponent wearing pink boxing gloves is an end of year stocking stuffer I didn't expect. Thank you Santa!🎅
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Alpha Andrew Tate getting knocked out cold by an opponent wearing pink boxing gloves is an end of year stocking stuffer I didn't expect. Thank you Santa!🎅
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Bari Weiss is a journalistic fraud and a grade A grifter with an ego that rivals Trump's.
CBS News is dead.
CBS News is dead.
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bari Weiss is a journalistic fraud and a grade A grifter with an ego that rivals Trump's.
CBS News is dead.
CBS News is dead.
So exactly what stage of grief is this?
December 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So exactly what stage of grief is this?
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Trump declaring half of this week a federal holiday just in time to force his DOJ to spend every day pulling 13-hr shifts to oafishly cover up his sex crimes is amazing.
December 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Trump declaring half of this week a federal holiday just in time to force his DOJ to spend every day pulling 13-hr shifts to oafishly cover up his sex crimes is amazing.