Taquito The Puppet
@taquitothepuppet.bsky.social
An adorable Puppet with a big mouth.
Anti-MAGA
Pro-choice
Punches Nazis
Send me G1 Transformers!
Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"
Anti-MAGA
Pro-choice
Punches Nazis
Send me G1 Transformers!
Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"
Pinned
AEW > WWE
Don't like it? Fight me.
(Gonna look real stupid losing a fight with a Muppet)
Don't like it? Fight me.
(Gonna look real stupid losing a fight with a Muppet)
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@durbin.senate.gov Answer your phone bruh
CALL NOW:
Angus King:
202-224-5344
Jacky Rosen:
202-224-6244
Jeanne Shaheen: 202-224-2841
Maggie Hassan: 202-224-3324
Tim Kaine
202-224-4024
John Fetterman
202-224-4254
Dick Durban
202-224-2152
Catherine Cortez Masto
202-224-3542
CALL NOW:
Angus King:
202-224-5344
Jacky Rosen:
202-224-6244
Jeanne Shaheen: 202-224-2841
Maggie Hassan: 202-224-3324
Tim Kaine
202-224-4024
John Fetterman
202-224-4254
Dick Durban
202-224-2152
Catherine Cortez Masto
202-224-3542
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@durbin.senate.gov Answer your phone bruh
CALL NOW:
Angus King:
202-224-5344
Jacky Rosen:
202-224-6244
Jeanne Shaheen: 202-224-2841
Maggie Hassan: 202-224-3324
Tim Kaine
202-224-4024
John Fetterman
202-224-4254
Dick Durban
202-224-2152
Catherine Cortez Masto
202-224-3542
CALL NOW:
Angus King:
202-224-5344
Jacky Rosen:
202-224-6244
Jeanne Shaheen: 202-224-2841
Maggie Hassan: 202-224-3324
Tim Kaine
202-224-4024
John Fetterman
202-224-4254
Dick Durban
202-224-2152
Catherine Cortez Masto
202-224-3542
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If you live in PA:
Senator John Fetterman's Harrisburg office is located at 320 Market Street, Suite 475E, Harrisburg, PA 17101.
Senator John Fetterman's Harrisburg office is located at 320 Market Street, Suite 475E, Harrisburg, PA 17101.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If you live in PA:
Senator John Fetterman's Harrisburg office is located at 320 Market Street, Suite 475E, Harrisburg, PA 17101.
Senator John Fetterman's Harrisburg office is located at 320 Market Street, Suite 475E, Harrisburg, PA 17101.
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Wake up!!!
LET THAT SINK IN!!!
We need to hit some thesaurus to find new phrases to use.
LET THAT SINK IN!!!
We need to hit some thesaurus to find new phrases to use.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wake up!!!
LET THAT SINK IN!!!
We need to hit some thesaurus to find new phrases to use.
LET THAT SINK IN!!!
We need to hit some thesaurus to find new phrases to use.
MAGA doesn’t want to blame daddy Drumpf.
They blame the democrats, space lizards, space lasers, Covid shot, ufos, king Neptune, the wicked witch of the west etc.
It’s never Drumpfs fault with this cult.
They blame the democrats, space lizards, space lasers, Covid shot, ufos, king Neptune, the wicked witch of the west etc.
It’s never Drumpfs fault with this cult.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
MAGA doesn’t want to blame daddy Drumpf.
They blame the democrats, space lizards, space lasers, Covid shot, ufos, king Neptune, the wicked witch of the west etc.
It’s never Drumpfs fault with this cult.
They blame the democrats, space lizards, space lasers, Covid shot, ufos, king Neptune, the wicked witch of the west etc.
It’s never Drumpfs fault with this cult.
We warned these fuckers for months to years about Project 2025. All we got back was Trump isn't involved in that. And other stupid responses of it. Leopard-meet-stupid-face!
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We warned these fuckers for months to years about Project 2025. All we got back was Trump isn't involved in that. And other stupid responses of it. Leopard-meet-stupid-face!
Waiting for his final stroke….
Impatiently waiting
Impatiently waiting
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Waiting for his final stroke….
Impatiently waiting
Impatiently waiting
What's new?
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What's new?
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Thanks, Mike, sounds good to me. Suggestion: in the future, don't back a charismatic madman with the help of a radical outfit like the Heritage Foundation.
#ProudBlue
#ProudBlue
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Thanks, Mike, sounds good to me. Suggestion: in the future, don't back a charismatic madman with the help of a radical outfit like the Heritage Foundation.
#ProudBlue
#ProudBlue
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Things I don’t want to pay for with my taxes:
Political revenge.
State Guards and ICE intimidating, endangering, and killing people.
Performative lolsuits.
War crimes.
Noem’s costume budget.
Sending thugs to threaten universities.
Kash’s dates.
Bribes.
Golf.
Random 40B handouts to Argentina.
Political revenge.
State Guards and ICE intimidating, endangering, and killing people.
Performative lolsuits.
War crimes.
Noem’s costume budget.
Sending thugs to threaten universities.
Kash’s dates.
Bribes.
Golf.
Random 40B handouts to Argentina.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Things I don’t want to pay for with my taxes:
Political revenge.
State Guards and ICE intimidating, endangering, and killing people.
Performative lolsuits.
War crimes.
Noem’s costume budget.
Sending thugs to threaten universities.
Kash’s dates.
Bribes.
Golf.
Random 40B handouts to Argentina.
Political revenge.
State Guards and ICE intimidating, endangering, and killing people.
Performative lolsuits.
War crimes.
Noem’s costume budget.
Sending thugs to threaten universities.
Kash’s dates.
Bribes.
Golf.
Random 40B handouts to Argentina.
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It’s way past time, let’s see that Epstein file.
#Pinks #ProudBlue #StrongerTogether #Resist
#ReleaseTheCompleteEpsteinFile
#Pinks #ProudBlue #StrongerTogether #Resist
#ReleaseTheCompleteEpsteinFile
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s way past time, let’s see that Epstein file.
#Pinks #ProudBlue #StrongerTogether #Resist
#ReleaseTheCompleteEpsteinFile
#Pinks #ProudBlue #StrongerTogether #Resist
#ReleaseTheCompleteEpsteinFile
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I tossed the sandwich but i did not hurt the deputy
All around in my home town
they're trying me in court now
say they want to bring me in guilty
for throwing some luncheon meat
yes, for throwing some luncheon meat
I, I, I, tossed the sandwich but i didn't hurt no deputy!
and i order no onion on it
All around in my home town
they're trying me in court now
say they want to bring me in guilty
for throwing some luncheon meat
yes, for throwing some luncheon meat
I, I, I, tossed the sandwich but i didn't hurt no deputy!
and i order no onion on it
a man singing into a microphone with the words " they are trying to track me down " above him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " they are trying to track me down " above him
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I tossed the sandwich but i did not hurt the deputy
All around in my home town
they're trying me in court now
say they want to bring me in guilty
for throwing some luncheon meat
yes, for throwing some luncheon meat
I, I, I, tossed the sandwich but i didn't hurt no deputy!
and i order no onion on it
All around in my home town
they're trying me in court now
say they want to bring me in guilty
for throwing some luncheon meat
yes, for throwing some luncheon meat
I, I, I, tossed the sandwich but i didn't hurt no deputy!
and i order no onion on it
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The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
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Trashing air traffic control
To protect a child rapist
Starving Americans
To protect a child rapist
Self-immolating Congress
To protect a child rapist
Crashing healthcare
To protect a child rapist
It’s not more complex, moral, or dignified.
Call them: 202-224-3121
#RemoveTrump #GOPShutdowm
To protect a child rapist
Starving Americans
To protect a child rapist
Self-immolating Congress
To protect a child rapist
Crashing healthcare
To protect a child rapist
It’s not more complex, moral, or dignified.
Call them: 202-224-3121
#RemoveTrump #GOPShutdowm
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Trashing air traffic control
To protect a child rapist
Starving Americans
To protect a child rapist
Self-immolating Congress
To protect a child rapist
Crashing healthcare
To protect a child rapist
It’s not more complex, moral, or dignified.
Call them: 202-224-3121
#RemoveTrump #GOPShutdowm
To protect a child rapist
Starving Americans
To protect a child rapist
Self-immolating Congress
To protect a child rapist
Crashing healthcare
To protect a child rapist
It’s not more complex, moral, or dignified.
Call them: 202-224-3121
#RemoveTrump #GOPShutdowm
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Happy Andrew Cuomo Moving To Florida Eve to all who celebrate
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Happy Andrew Cuomo Moving To Florida Eve to all who celebrate
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Did Ross Douthat sleep last night, or are his pillows too wet from all the tears?
#RossLookUpRogaine
#BaldRepublicansWithGapTeeth #IncelGivesWomenCreeps #HashtagStoleMySwagger
#RossLookUpRogaine
#BaldRepublicansWithGapTeeth #IncelGivesWomenCreeps #HashtagStoleMySwagger
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Did Ross Douthat sleep last night, or are his pillows too wet from all the tears?
#RossLookUpRogaine
#BaldRepublicansWithGapTeeth #IncelGivesWomenCreeps #HashtagStoleMySwagger
#RossLookUpRogaine
#BaldRepublicansWithGapTeeth #IncelGivesWomenCreeps #HashtagStoleMySwagger
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We just want to take a moment to thank all the poll workers today. It’s been a hectic day, and we know everyone is working hard to keep things running smoothly! 💚
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We just want to take a moment to thank all the poll workers today. It’s been a hectic day, and we know everyone is working hard to keep things running smoothly! 💚
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