October 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The national guard is invading our cities, the federal government has declared war on trans people and anyone who isn’t MAGA…and the Democratic Party just sent me an email asking for money so they can raise the taxes on billionaires. Way to seize the moment, yall.
September 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The national guard is invading our cities, the federal government has declared war on trans people and anyone who isn’t MAGA…and the Democratic Party just sent me an email asking for money so they can raise the taxes on billionaires. Way to seize the moment, yall.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out
Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
www.wired.com
July 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
Are you even an elder millennial parent if you don’t give your infant a faux hawk?
May 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Are you even an elder millennial parent if you don’t give your infant a faux hawk?
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Dr. Frances Oldham Kelsey refused to approve thalidomide in the US, saving thousands of babies from devastating birth defects. Her success despite gender bias-she was initially hired at the FDA partly because her first name "Frances" was mistaken for "Francis" #WomenInSTEM
tiny.cc/x14j001
tiny.cc/x14j001
How One Determined FDA Scientist Saved American Children From a Birth Defect Catastrophe
Dr. Frances Kelsey resisted intense industry pressure to approve thalidomide; the drug was the cause of severe birth defects in over 10,000 infants in other countries.
tiny.cc
May 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Dr. Frances Oldham Kelsey refused to approve thalidomide in the US, saving thousands of babies from devastating birth defects. Her success despite gender bias-she was initially hired at the FDA partly because her first name "Frances" was mistaken for "Francis" #WomenInSTEM
tiny.cc/x14j001
tiny.cc/x14j001
Yall, there’s gonna be a storm named after me this year. This is a big deal for the little girl who couldn’t ever find her name on any of those personalized pins/toothbrushes/bracelets/keychains they sold at the mall.
May 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Yall, there’s gonna be a storm named after me this year. This is a big deal for the little girl who couldn’t ever find her name on any of those personalized pins/toothbrushes/bracelets/keychains they sold at the mall.
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"Incidentally, the president’s sudden push for the tourist destination of Alcatraz to once again become a maximum-security prison complex came just hours after a South Florida PBS station aired the 1979 classic film Escape from Alcatraz. The president spent the past weekend... in Palm Beach."
Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
The 1979 film starring Clint Eastwood about the daring 1962 escape attempt aired on the local PBS channel just six hours before the president made his demand that the prison be reopened
www.independent.co.uk
May 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"Incidentally, the president’s sudden push for the tourist destination of Alcatraz to once again become a maximum-security prison complex came just hours after a South Florida PBS station aired the 1979 classic film Escape from Alcatraz. The president spent the past weekend... in Palm Beach."
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I really thought this was SNL
a MAGA influencer in today's White House briefing suggests joe Biden was responsible for rising suicide rates
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I really thought this was SNL
2AM is a real bitch of a time when you have a newborn. Do I try to sleep? Nah, better just lay here in the dark and wait for the next dinosaur screech that summons me to the milk and poop mines.
April 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
2AM is a real bitch of a time when you have a newborn. Do I try to sleep? Nah, better just lay here in the dark and wait for the next dinosaur screech that summons me to the milk and poop mines.
Sitting in my doctor’s office wondering if I can reschedule my c-section for any day BESIDES April 2nd.
March 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sitting in my doctor’s office wondering if I can reschedule my c-section for any day BESIDES April 2nd.
Ok I’m getting really annoyed at all the websites that force you to subscribe or have an account to get the news. I don’t post on FB much, but I am always on the lookout for articles/information that my normie/conservative extended family can digest easily. 🧵
March 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ok I’m getting really annoyed at all the websites that force you to subscribe or have an account to get the news. I don’t post on FB much, but I am always on the lookout for articles/information that my normie/conservative extended family can digest easily. 🧵
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I feel like we need to form a League of Relatively Normal People, and our agenda should be things like:
--Canada's cool, leave them be
--Lot of smart people at universities, that's a plus
--We're scared of getting cancer, so let's research it
--Fewer floods and wildfires would be nice
--Canada's cool, leave them be
--Lot of smart people at universities, that's a plus
--We're scared of getting cancer, so let's research it
--Fewer floods and wildfires would be nice
March 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I feel like we need to form a League of Relatively Normal People, and our agenda should be things like:
--Canada's cool, leave them be
--Lot of smart people at universities, that's a plus
--We're scared of getting cancer, so let's research it
--Fewer floods and wildfires would be nice
--Canada's cool, leave them be
--Lot of smart people at universities, that's a plus
--We're scared of getting cancer, so let's research it
--Fewer floods and wildfires would be nice
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The GOP pitch is "short term pain for long term pain." This is exactly how QAnon worked - things will be very ugly and bloody for a while, but it has to happen to usher in the golden age of wealth and freedom. The GOP is running the QAnon playbook for the entire economy.
SANCHEZ: What do you tell your constituents when you hear auto makers say that the cost of certainly vehicle is gonna skyrocket? It's gonna jump upwards of $12,000 because of these tariffs?
REP. LISA McCLAIN: I tell them to relax ... it might be a little uncomfortable
REP. LISA McCLAIN: I tell them to relax ... it might be a little uncomfortable
March 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The GOP pitch is "short term pain for long term pain." This is exactly how QAnon worked - things will be very ugly and bloody for a while, but it has to happen to usher in the golden age of wealth and freedom. The GOP is running the QAnon playbook for the entire economy.
This is not an original take, but what dirt do you think they have on @schumer.senate.gov ?
March 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is not an original take, but what dirt do you think they have on @schumer.senate.gov ?
A thread about hippos to cleanse the palette.
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A thread about hippos to cleanse the palette.
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Immigrants, trans people, palestinian rights activists, eventually it’s going to be your turn when the regime decides you are an enemy
March 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Immigrants, trans people, palestinian rights activists, eventually it’s going to be your turn when the regime decides you are an enemy
I am having a baby soon and I swear if I have to drag my newly post partum butt & incredibly vulnerable newborn to a Social Security field office to make them a Legal American Human while there is fucking bird flu and measles and MAGAs running wild…my wrath will be limitless and all consuming.
The Trump admin canceled contracts with Maine's CDC supporting "enumeration at birth" -- the way 99% of American babies get their Social Security Numbers.
Now Maine parents have to visit field offices in-person to get their newborn SSNs
Why?
No reason given.
www.huffpost.com/entry/maine-...
Now Maine parents have to visit field offices in-person to get their newborn SSNs
Why?
No reason given.
www.huffpost.com/entry/maine-...
Trump Administration Forces Maine Parents To Visit Social Security Offices To Register Newborns
The Social Security Administration canceled contracts that allowed Maine parents to sign up newborns for Social Security numbers at the hospital.
www.huffpost.com
March 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I am having a baby soon and I swear if I have to drag my newly post partum butt & incredibly vulnerable newborn to a Social Security field office to make them a Legal American Human while there is fucking bird flu and measles and MAGAs running wild…my wrath will be limitless and all consuming.
This thread is for important science
watching Sound of Music for the first time, AMA
March 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This thread is for important science
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
I know we all kinda knew that the Dems were just Rs with (slightly) better social skills, but the mask is really coming off as far as anyone believing there is any real
Opposition party in this country. “Sorry bout the fascism, it’s your fault for not voting hard enough.”
Opposition party in this country. “Sorry bout the fascism, it’s your fault for not voting hard enough.”
US House voted 224-198 to censure Rep. Al Green (D-Texas)
Republicans 214-0
Democrats 10-198 (with 2 Ds voting "present")
Republicans 214-0
Democrats 10-198 (with 2 Ds voting "present")
March 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I know we all kinda knew that the Dems were just Rs with (slightly) better social skills, but the mask is really coming off as far as anyone believing there is any real
Opposition party in this country. “Sorry bout the fascism, it’s your fault for not voting hard enough.”
Opposition party in this country. “Sorry bout the fascism, it’s your fault for not voting hard enough.”
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democrats all had 4.5 GPAs and took briefcases to class but we really need some bathroom smoker energy rn
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
democrats all had 4.5 GPAs and took briefcases to class but we really need some bathroom smoker energy rn
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who are the brave souls tonight
March 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
who are the brave souls tonight