October 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Are you even an elder millennial parent if you don’t give your infant a faux hawk?
May 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Are you even an elder millennial parent if you don’t give your infant a faux hawk?
Yall, there’s gonna be a storm named after me this year. This is a big deal for the little girl who couldn’t ever find her name on any of those personalized pins/toothbrushes/bracelets/keychains they sold at the mall.
May 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Yall, there’s gonna be a storm named after me this year. This is a big deal for the little girl who couldn’t ever find her name on any of those personalized pins/toothbrushes/bracelets/keychains they sold at the mall.
This was harder than I thought because things that would seem hilariously outrageous a few months ago are now in the “too true” category. Went with a classic and uploaded a copy of the CDCs pre-RFK vaccine schedule
February 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This was harder than I thought because things that would seem hilariously outrageous a few months ago are now in the “too true” category. Went with a classic and uploaded a copy of the CDCs pre-RFK vaccine schedule
I truly hate living in the area where I live. It’s beautiful, and full of cool history, and small town aesthetics that I enjoy…but the people…oh the people.
How am I supposed to raise two white male children to be good, kind, people in a place where they are going to be surrounded by this?
How am I supposed to raise two white male children to be good, kind, people in a place where they are going to be surrounded by this?
February 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I truly hate living in the area where I live. It’s beautiful, and full of cool history, and small town aesthetics that I enjoy…but the people…oh the people.
How am I supposed to raise two white male children to be good, kind, people in a place where they are going to be surrounded by this?
How am I supposed to raise two white male children to be good, kind, people in a place where they are going to be surrounded by this?
Time to cleanse the feed.
February 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Time to cleanse the feed.
Just poshmark asking if I want to participate in their cucking Squid Game
February 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Just poshmark asking if I want to participate in their cucking Squid Game
Alright, it’s all making sense now. What was the show where Trump auditioned for the lead and got “tree #5” instead?
February 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Alright, it’s all making sense now. What was the show where Trump auditioned for the lead and got “tree #5” instead?
Mutt that may vaguely have some sort of Shiba look to him against DOGE.
February 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Mutt that may vaguely have some sort of Shiba look to him against DOGE.
The similarities to Shrek would be funny if we didn’t live in fucking Duloc
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The similarities to Shrek would be funny if we didn’t live in fucking Duloc
Take that serotonin wherever you can get it, besties.
November 30, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Take that serotonin wherever you can get it, besties.
Welp, that’s enough doomscrolling for tonight internet, have a fluffy #catpic as a treat. His legal name is Picasso, but he goes by Pico because he’s not as pretentious as you’d think.
November 22, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Welp, that’s enough doomscrolling for tonight internet, have a fluffy #catpic as a treat. His legal name is Picasso, but he goes by Pico because he’s not as pretentious as you’d think.
Welp, it’s official.
November 15, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Welp, it’s official.
Anyway. Timeline cleanse time.
November 13, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Anyway. Timeline cleanse time.