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Amy Laurens
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Head in the clouds, hand in pocket, feet in orthopaedics
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Former Teen Vogue politics editor Allegra Kirkland pays homage to ... what ... OUUUUCH:

talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/what-we...
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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If I couldn’t come up with better phrases for dick than “magic wand” I would simply not start beef with someone who had a CupcakKe feature
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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october 3rd is a pretty huge deal... happy mean girls day! 🩷
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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The EBU shouldn’t be looking for luck to save Eurovision. Ban Israel From Eurovision IMMEDIATELY.
May 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
May 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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My papa would’ve ate at the met😌 #metgala #blackdandyism
May 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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crying out for someone to daub a c-word on here
April 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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March 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Stop using the term "Frequently Asked Questions" when you mean "Questions to which we currently have responses that aren't really answers".
February 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Favorite sign so far
February 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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electric cars all sound like they came here from the future to assassinate me
February 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Reminded of Rachel.The.Editor on TikTok's point that men are like AI in that you can ask them a question and they will answer 100% confidently when they are just guessing www.tiktok.com/@rachel.the....
"Because AI is just a burlesque and not serious, the systems charged ahead, as confident as it was wrong." @brieferyet.bsky.social on OpenAI's new research tool www.the-geyser.com/deep-researc...
February 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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My New Year’s resolutions are to take revenge on all the people who wronged me in 2024 and also to be more positive.
January 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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🎵AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER🎵

Pop Music Management: Lessons from the Managers of Number One Albums

Michael Mary Murphy

"a wonderful synthesis" Jeremy Peters
"tales of singing nuns, business-savvy larks, and Taylor Swift..." Heather McDonald

www.routledge.com/Pop-Music-Ma...
December 9, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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Is doom scrolling really rotting our brains? The evidence is getting harder to ignore

www.theguardian.com/...

Many have asked for my take on this. So, is it another example of "I have concluded that my gut feelings are correct and I'm cherry picking 'evidence' to support it"?

Yes, yes it is
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Is doom scrolling really rotting our brains? The evidence is getting harder to ignore | Siân Boyle
‘Brain rot’ is the Oxford word of the year – a fitting choice, given the startling impact the internet is having on our grey matter, says journalist Siân Boyle
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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Elf on a Shelf isn’t even 20 years old. Slam dunk that freak into the nearest toilet. Enough
December 11, 2024 at 5:13 AM
andy williams telling us all we're prettier when we smile
"With the kids jingle-belling and everyone telling you be of good cheer" They can fuck off, Andy
December 5, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Because it auto played after every other song in its database
Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso” was Spotify’s most streamed song globally in 2024.
December 4, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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I hear Sonia Sodha is on a picket line today?
December 4, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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If I was King of the BBC I would sort the place out in one fell swoop by simply making everyone in management subscribe to Popbitch.
October 14, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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Currently watching Gremlins again. Remarkable film in so many ways. Including the fact that it is so many films. Weirdly reminds me of Something Wild in how it keeps morphing into other moods & genres.
November 28, 2024 at 2:48 AM
The “all posting is alt right pipeline” funnel model courtesy of Crutches&Spice♿️ on TikTok
November 27, 2024 at 6:51 PM
When you sign off with “regards” this is who you’re talking to btw
November 27, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Thank you for reaching out. Unfortunately I am away from my emails today holding space for the lyrics to Defying Gravity
November 26, 2024 at 9:32 AM