SwurlieQ
@swurlieq.bsky.social
Shuddering void of TV static vaguely shaped like a human being.
I also animate.
I also animate.
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SwurlieQ
@swurlieq.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Skibidi Hawk tuah, fellow sigmas! Moggin’ hard or hardly rizzin’?
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- Luigi becomes WBOTM; the parasites lick their wounds and get back on their bullshit a month later to capitalize on all the death happening in the west coast.
- Luigi becomes WBOTM; the parasites lick their wounds and get back on their bullshit a month later to capitalize on all the death happening in the west coast.
January 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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- Luigi becomes WBOTM; the parasites lick their wounds and get back on their bullshit a month later to capitalize on all the death happening in the west coast.
- Luigi becomes WBOTM; the parasites lick their wounds and get back on their bullshit a month later to capitalize on all the death happening in the west coast.
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Don’t forget above all it’s MLK day today. 🫶🏼
January 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Don’t forget above all it’s MLK day today. 🫶🏼
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One of my favorite Lynch moments, for obvious reasons 💜
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
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January 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
One of my favorite Lynch moments, for obvious reasons 💜
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"Fix your hearts or die" IS absolultely fire but also huge shoutout to David Lynch for writing a trans character into the OG run of Twin Peaks in fucking 1990 who was cool, and confident, and who was treated with the utmost respect and dignity by her former colleague the instant he meets her
January 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Fix your hearts or die" IS absolultely fire but also huge shoutout to David Lynch for writing a trans character into the OG run of Twin Peaks in fucking 1990 who was cool, and confident, and who was treated with the utmost respect and dignity by her former colleague the instant he meets her
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I'm not here to debate with shitlibs I am here to break mortal hearts.
January 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm not here to debate with shitlibs I am here to break mortal hearts.
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Relationship Goals
January 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Relationship Goals
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Will have a bunch of stuff to post Soon™️
January 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Will have a bunch of stuff to post Soon™️
I wish the fires knew which house belonged to celebrities and which ones belonged to normal people.
January 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I wish the fires knew which house belonged to celebrities and which ones belonged to normal people.
ME: man this edible isn’t hitting at ALL, I must be building up a tolerance haha
ME 30 MINS LATER: Barbock O’Boba
ME 30 MINS LATER: Barbock O’Boba
January 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
ME: man this edible isn’t hitting at ALL, I must be building up a tolerance haha
ME 30 MINS LATER: Barbock O’Boba
ME 30 MINS LATER: Barbock O’Boba
In time squared straight up droppin it
And by “it” haha well
Let’s jusr say
And by “it” haha well
Let’s jusr say
January 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In time squared straight up droppin it
And by “it” haha well
Let’s jusr say
And by “it” haha well
Let’s jusr say
Y’all think Martha Mae Whovier makes the Grinch keep the Santa suit on during or
December 25, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Y’all think Martha Mae Whovier makes the Grinch keep the Santa suit on during or
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Happy holidays!!
Don't forget to treat yourself well ❤️
Don't forget to treat yourself well ❤️
December 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Happy holidays!!
Don't forget to treat yourself well ❤️
Don't forget to treat yourself well ❤️
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They should make a Castlevania game about Todd Belmont who never quite got it together and works at Kroger’s
December 22, 2024 at 2:48 AM
They should make a Castlevania game about Todd Belmont who never quite got it together and works at Kroger’s
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secretly feeding ozempic to my rival farmer's prize hog so that my hog wins the blue ribbon for fattest hog at the county fair
December 22, 2024 at 2:20 AM
secretly feeding ozempic to my rival farmer's prize hog so that my hog wins the blue ribbon for fattest hog at the county fair
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Need cuddles more than water rn.
December 21, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Need cuddles more than water rn.
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Me watching Shamiek Moore be a gross weirdo to the women in his life knowing full well BTSV has BARELY started production
December 22, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Me watching Shamiek Moore be a gross weirdo to the women in his life knowing full well BTSV has BARELY started production
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smoking a blunt by yourself is therapeutic.
December 22, 2024 at 12:14 AM
smoking a blunt by yourself is therapeutic.
Gonna tell my kids this was Fred Durst
December 21, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Fred Durst
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Kissing girls
Reskeet if you agree
Reskeet if you agree
December 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Kissing girls
Reskeet if you agree
Reskeet if you agree
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This. This. This.
And that message carries across a huge range of circumstances.
And that message carries across a huge range of circumstances.
December 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
This. This. This.
And that message carries across a huge range of circumstances.
And that message carries across a huge range of circumstances.
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I should be getting kissed on my adorable forehead rn 😒
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I should be getting kissed on my adorable forehead rn 😒