Swoleghost
@swoleghost.bsky.social
Barbell evangelist • aspiring paleontologist • unrepentant mega dork • she/they
Finishing the term with a 4.3 GPA is an insane sentence that I have never been able to even get close to in an previous year of school ever. Maybe the show ain’t completely over for this 35 year old undergrad burnout 🥰
June 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Finishing the term with a 4.3 GPA is an insane sentence that I have never been able to even get close to in an previous year of school ever. Maybe the show ain’t completely over for this 35 year old undergrad burnout 🥰
watching Code Breakers for no good reason…
ANTONIO BANDERAS: smolders
ME: fans self dramatically
MY BRAIN: “he is thy FATHER’S SHADOW!”
ME: gasps, slaps mirror, screams in Spanish
tango music swells
a single rosary breaks in slow motion
ANTONIO BANDERAS: smolders
ME: fans self dramatically
MY BRAIN: “he is thy FATHER’S SHADOW!”
ME: gasps, slaps mirror, screams in Spanish
tango music swells
a single rosary breaks in slow motion
April 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
watching Code Breakers for no good reason…
ANTONIO BANDERAS: smolders
ME: fans self dramatically
MY BRAIN: “he is thy FATHER’S SHADOW!”
ME: gasps, slaps mirror, screams in Spanish
tango music swells
a single rosary breaks in slow motion
ANTONIO BANDERAS: smolders
ME: fans self dramatically
MY BRAIN: “he is thy FATHER’S SHADOW!”
ME: gasps, slaps mirror, screams in Spanish
tango music swells
a single rosary breaks in slow motion
pope died and someone already made a roblox reenactment called “papal ascension speedrun.” it has 3.4M plays. Timeline is rotten
April 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
pope died and someone already made a roblox reenactment called “papal ascension speedrun.” it has 3.4M plays. Timeline is rotten
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not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets
March 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets
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please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here
February 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here
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you heart is a muscle the size of your fist
Your Heart Is a Muscle the Size of Your Fist
Ramshackle Glory · Live the Dream · Song · 2011
open.spotify.com
February 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
you heart is a muscle the size of your fist
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Forgot my headphones at home so I’m rawdogging library study time. This is the worst thing to happen to anyone, probably. Anyway, how’s the US government doing? Been busy.
February 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Forgot my headphones at home so I’m rawdogging library study time. This is the worst thing to happen to anyone, probably. Anyway, how’s the US government doing? Been busy.
Since the American nightmare that the red states hoped for but I never dared to believe would happen pre-Obama has happened, can the PNW progressive pipe dream of Cascadia also come to fruition? I want off this ride.
February 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Since the American nightmare that the red states hoped for but I never dared to believe would happen pre-Obama has happened, can the PNW progressive pipe dream of Cascadia also come to fruition? I want off this ride.
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americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you
donald trump:
donald trump:
February 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you
donald trump:
donald trump:
Dear straight men. What the fuck do yall have against flat sheets?
Signed,
“How the Hell Did U End Up There?” Every Morning
Signed,
“How the Hell Did U End Up There?” Every Morning
January 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Dear straight men. What the fuck do yall have against flat sheets?
Signed,
“How the Hell Did U End Up There?” Every Morning
Signed,
“How the Hell Did U End Up There?” Every Morning
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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
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You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike
January 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike
Back in school like…
Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
January 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Back in school like…
Learning weightlifting and I feel like a ravenous anxious bird dog until I get to train again. 15 years lifting heavy and nothing hits like throwing marginal weight over your head and trying not to accidentally decapitate yourself or others.
January 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Learning weightlifting and I feel like a ravenous anxious bird dog until I get to train again. 15 years lifting heavy and nothing hits like throwing marginal weight over your head and trying not to accidentally decapitate yourself or others.
Bluesky has decided that by checking the ☑️Gym box under interests, I exclusively want to see otter gym mirror pics in their skivies. The fact that I know to call them otters is probably why this is happening. Anyway. Y’all look great but this was not what I meant….
January 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bluesky has decided that by checking the ☑️Gym box under interests, I exclusively want to see otter gym mirror pics in their skivies. The fact that I know to call them otters is probably why this is happening. Anyway. Y’all look great but this was not what I meant….
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BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors
January 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors
ISO: entire case of the gods nectar
January 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
ISO: entire case of the gods nectar