Swiss
@swiss.bsky.social
An unfinished love-letter to wasted potential.
Check out stuff I wrote here: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/701678/fictions
Check out stuff I wrote here: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/701678/fictions
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Swiss
@swiss.bsky.social
· Sep 17
Rabid
Baron Geth im'Araak has a problem in the valley under his mining colony. A witch is terrorizing the land, and put his daughter into a coma. He can't ask for help from the corporations and keep his neu...
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I wrote this short story about a boy, his haunted mech armor, and his hunt for a witch... maybe you'll like it www.royalroad.com/fiction/1330...
The Chair Company takes you on a wild ride that leaves you in a parking lot holding a button up shirt staring into the distance as everything you want escapes you... it is a shirt with a really complicated pattern though
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The Chair Company takes you on a wild ride that leaves you in a parking lot holding a button up shirt staring into the distance as everything you want escapes you... it is a shirt with a really complicated pattern though
@anyaustin.bsky.social a couple years ago I asked my dentist how much it would cost to replace all my teeth with implants. He got confused and said, "What do you mean...? don't do that, you want to keep your teeth." and wouldn't elaborate.
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@anyaustin.bsky.social a couple years ago I asked my dentist how much it would cost to replace all my teeth with implants. He got confused and said, "What do you mean...? don't do that, you want to keep your teeth." and wouldn't elaborate.
We are ascending.
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We are ascending.
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Is it time to post these spirit halloween things again... here is mine
October 20, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Is it time to post these spirit halloween things again... here is mine
about to go bankrupt becoming popular
October 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
about to go bankrupt becoming popular
I wrote this short story about a boy, his haunted mech armor, and his hunt for a witch... maybe you'll like it www.royalroad.com/fiction/1330...
Rabid
Baron Geth im'Araak has a problem in the valley under his mining colony. A witch is terrorizing the land, and put his daughter into a coma. He can't ask for help from the corporations and keep his neu...
www.royalroad.com
September 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I wrote this short story about a boy, his haunted mech armor, and his hunt for a witch... maybe you'll like it www.royalroad.com/fiction/1330...
Turn off your instagrams and just eat beans.
September 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Turn off your instagrams and just eat beans.
I want to thank @paperbackparadise.bsky.social for sending me the gigantic cover pages of three of my favorite childhood books that I can't find anywhere anymore. Some day I'll find the rest of these books.
August 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I want to thank @paperbackparadise.bsky.social for sending me the gigantic cover pages of three of my favorite childhood books that I can't find anywhere anymore. Some day I'll find the rest of these books.
The perfect protein for the skateboarding teen on the go
August 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The perfect protein for the skateboarding teen on the go
I hope Bon Clay is the one piece and he just pops out of a cake at the end and yells Straw Boy one last time.
August 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I hope Bon Clay is the one piece and he just pops out of a cake at the end and yells Straw Boy one last time.
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it’s sooo easy to get laid. of course i know how to do it. let’s just all say how to get laid out loud at the same time for fun though
August 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it’s sooo easy to get laid. of course i know how to do it. let’s just all say how to get laid out loud at the same time for fun though
New tshirt incoming.
July 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
New tshirt incoming.
maybe that's because it does feel so good... to be alive
July 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
maybe that's because it does feel so good... to be alive
This is how I hug.
July 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This is how I hug.
This is what life feels like.
June 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is what life feels like.
This is a screengrab from a cop's bodycam.
June 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is a screengrab from a cop's bodycam.
I am not putting an opinion out there either way on this I just need to make sure people also see this:
June 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I am not putting an opinion out there either way on this I just need to make sure people also see this:
There is a 32 foot tall painting of this in the lobby of Tom Cruise's house.
May 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There is a 32 foot tall painting of this in the lobby of Tom Cruise's house.
Truly the only real life goal
May 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Truly the only real life goal
The demo for Puppytruck is already great and I have started modifying the shocks on my dad's truck to better fit how this game made me realize a wheelbase should work.
Quick game studio update!
For new folks: I’m going to be opening the very first OnIyfans-funded game studio! I’m on a 3 year funding timeline with sights set on a tentative 2028 opening date.
Now for the announcement: I’ve invested 15k into PUPPYTRUCK. Demo in link below!!!!
For new folks: I’m going to be opening the very first OnIyfans-funded game studio! I’m on a 3 year funding timeline with sights set on a tentative 2028 opening date.
Now for the announcement: I’ve invested 15k into PUPPYTRUCK. Demo in link below!!!!
May 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The demo for Puppytruck is already great and I have started modifying the shocks on my dad's truck to better fit how this game made me realize a wheelbase should work.
this will be our times Frazier v Ali
April 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
this will be our times Frazier v Ali
Just put honey mustard on two slices of cheese and just ate it. Where is my community?
April 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Just put honey mustard on two slices of cheese and just ate it. Where is my community?
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