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@swiss.bsky.social
An unfinished love-letter to wasted potential.
Check out stuff I wrote here: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/701678/fictions
I want to thank @paperbackparadise.bsky.social for sending me the gigantic cover pages of three of my favorite childhood books that I can't find anywhere anymore. Some day I'll find the rest of these books.
August 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The perfect protein for the skateboarding teen on the go
August 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
look how good this could look
July 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
maybe that's because it does feel so good... to be alive
July 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am not putting an opinion out there either way on this I just need to make sure people also see this:
June 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this will be our times Frazier v Ali
April 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Judges nest cam
March 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
February 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
@thebenbyrne.bsky.social re: Initiative talk on the podcast. Giving things static initiative lets you homebrew better synergies between monsters. Giving multiple initiatives to boss monsters can make solo bosses viable, and give a satisfying cost to Legendary Resistances.
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I'm moving on from horsemaxxing to buying commercial strength vinegar to save money and make my digestive tract 5x stronger
February 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's super simple, but the start to very cool multi-iniative monsters. Here is a (very poorly edited cause it was for personal use) monster I made for 6 Level 12s.
January 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is me, a 40 year old career reply-guy and pervert.
January 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Well, well, well
December 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Been using this line for 25 years now... i will not divulge my success metrics. (they are below average though)
December 24, 2024 at 10:38 AM
December 19, 2024 at 3:28 AM
This is never not going to make almost suffocate laughing.
December 18, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I fact checked this and was really surprised!
December 17, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Here... just in case any single babes swing by here I made this quick resume so you can tell what I bring to the table (a lot)
December 15, 2024 at 11:22 AM
SNAKE EYES?!?!
December 6, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Caught 17 white women this past fall. Still haven't found the one that ate my father, but one day I'll trap and marry her.
December 2, 2024 at 11:25 PM
You guys ever just think about Jeff and cry... RIP coolest guy ever @ityslmemes.com
November 22, 2024 at 5:54 PM
November 15, 2024 at 9:45 PM
QT Cutter right after he cuts the sickest promo you've ever heard on an 8 day old.
November 11, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Be careful doing this. I did this to my parents and now my dad says I ruined his night, and my mom won't let go of my hand and crying while she calls me her, "forever baby boy"
November 7, 2024 at 8:38 AM
hahaha this guy's gonna disown his AI child like one of his actual children
December 14, 2023 at 1:54 AM