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Went for a walk, met a good tree
The trunk of a grey and white sycamore in late afternoon sunlight serving as canvas for a dog-headed shadow puppet A tall, but stout and stubby-armed grey and white sycamore photographed from below
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
The theme of the day is: Bitey
porcupinegirl.bsky.social PorcupineGirl @porcupinegirl.bsky.social · 16d
HEY I can finally talk about the behemoth I wrote for Fic In A Box!

Do you like:
✅ Reality show AUs
✅ Musician/singer AUs
✅ Bitey Lan Zhan
✅ Imaginary Redditors

Their Song, 59k, Wangxian: Pop star WWX has to mentor opera star LWJ while Reddit goes 👀 👀 👀 archiveofourown.org/works/73912471
Their Song - Chapter 1 - PorcupineGirl - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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December 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
Come for the Felix Effect, stay for Bang Chan ornamenting a 1990s boom-bap hip-hop track with a taepyeongso (squeaky lil guy in the shawm family) and then ornamenting the taepyeongso with a rubber duckie sample.
damnslippy.slippy.me Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 17d
(but also hey have you heard about these boys would you like to hear about these boys they are good boys) #MusicAdvent
Stray Kids "신선놀음 (DIVINE)" M/V
YouTube video by JYP Entertainment
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December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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secretword.bsky.social
Hey hey, I posted a new #fanvid! #niehuaisang enjoyers, step right up! #cql #mdzs

archiveofourown.org/works/75854216
Nie Huaisang: Power and Control - trickybonmot - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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December 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
AIEEEEEEE!

Oh my god, look at these tags, look at this set-up, it's like this was made for me or something! I am bouncing off the walls!
kimbooyork.bsky.social KimBoo York ☕ @kimbooyork.bsky.social · 23d
Just because it was "Fandom Trumps Hate 2023" doesn't meant the STORY was due in 2023, right? RIGHT?!?!? Anyway! @stultiloquentia.bsky.social look what I did!!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/757181...
White Snow Buries Bones kimboo_york Notes: For Stultiloquentia. This is actually a very epic tale about Lan Xichen’s personal PTSD journey post-canon, but told from the perspective of Wei Wuxian who misses at least 2/3 of the action. So, instead, we get a much shorter story about Wei Wuxian paling around with Lan Qiren for a while! Fun times! Stultiloquentia!!!! Look what I did AT LAST!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
Time to settle in with some cocoa, pie, the annual love meme, and the backlog of fic comments I've been meaning to write.

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November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
Useful guide to Spotify alternatives: touchgrass.fightforthefuture.org/how-to-ditch...
How To Ditch Spotify and Support Music in the Age of AI Slop
There’s no shortage of reasons to quit Spotify in 2025. Artists and fans have been departing the platform in droves because they’re fed up with the company paying artists virtually nothing, using algo...
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November 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
Appreciating the kpop thread in Ngozi Ukazu's "Flip."
Graphic novel panel of a young, Black, bespectacled high school teacher reflecting, "Now, Sparklee, that was a k-pop band. Each of them had an idiosyncratic style (vocab word)." Three of his students pass judgment: "You are so old," and, "Ew, they're all, like...thirty." Headshots of four very sparkly and fashionable idol boys flirt at the reader from the corner of the page.
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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koldangrey.bsky.social
congrats to innie for seeing this every night

#BangChan #방찬
October 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
Stray Kids 2 Kids Room is functionally JYPE-orchestrated Aliens Made Them Do It fanfic, isn't it? In you go, boys! We'll release you as soon as you either make out or commit seppuku.
October 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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emilypawley.bsky.social
In food history, we notice how super-refined foods--gelatin, vienna sausage, white bread--lose class and become horrifying once they become industrialized. Suddenly, fingermarks in bread dough demonstrate skill, not clumsiness.

Post-chatGPT, I'm feeling this about writing. Smoothness feels gross.
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
At the eye doc ordering reading glasses, and the clerk chirped, "Do you read a lot?" and I said, "Oh, yes!" and she said, "What are you reading right now?" and in my herculean, gear-grinding effort to avoid saying, "Stray Kids werewolf porn!" I blue-screened and forgot every title ever printed.
September 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Simply the best slide I have ever seen in a powerpoint presentation care of @premeemohamed.com’s talk at @banffcentre.bsky.social re: Putting the Science in Science Fiction
Text mounted on a screen reads as follows: WHAT IS SCIENCE FICTION? 1. DOESN'T MATTER 2. WHO CARES 3. MARKETING DEPARTMENT'S PROBLEM 4. NOT YOURS
September 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
Seems like a day for an old wangxian bedsharing excerpt from The Eternal WIP.
The jingshi's sparse decor presented a brief quandary. "Ah?" said Wei Wuxian as Lan Wangji shut the door behind them and crossed the room in the dark. Wei Wuxian fumbled with his shoes. "Now what, Lan Zhan? Your bed is too small for two grown men, unless you want to wake with me sprawled halfway across your chest." "I will sleep on the mat in the alcove, as I did after you were injured at Koi Tower. It is perfectly comfortable." He was already taking blankets from a cupboard. "You will not!" Wei Wuxian exclaimed, hurrying over and flapping his hands. "I was, listen, I wasn't coming up the hill to bother you! Just to—aiyah, just to sleep on your roof; you know I've done it before; I like roofs! Lan Zhan! You can't let me barge into your house and kick you out of your own bed, I'll never sleep if you do. I'll lie awake, wracked with guilt. I'll take the mat." "Then I will wake with you on my chest," said Lan Wangji, and turned to the armoire to strip off his robes. Wei Wuxian gawped. Lan Wangji turned back, holding his birch comb in one hand, and this time the moonlight filtering through the window showed a hint of uncertainty on his face, as if his forwardness had just caught up with him. His eyes flicked down. "Unless..." Unless we are both nearly too foolish to exist in each other's company, and one or the other of us should flee back into the night before further damages occur. "No," said Wei Wuxian, and poked him in the shoulder with two fingers. "I am always cold, and you're like a Qinghe hearth log. If you're really forewarned and willing, how can I resist you?" He smiled up at him. "Sit," said Lan Wangji, and gestured with the comb. Wei Wuxian hadn't bothered to braid his hair for sleep, only pulled it into a ponytail as he'd left the guesthouse. Lan Wangji angled himself behind him, one knee on the bed, and untied his red ribbon. With slow strokes, he combed his hair and braided it. "Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian sighed. "Hush," said Lan Wangji. But after a pause, he spoke again. "When A-Yuan was little, he liked to play in the pine woods out past the rabbit warren. Three times in as many weeks he came home with pitch in his hair." "What! Not our perfect baby radish!" "Mm. So you see, combing Wei Ying's hair is no trouble, but a pleasure." Too sleepy and doted upon to unpack the several layers of teasing lurking in those mild words, Wei Wuxian only hummed and pressed himself against Lan Wangji's hands. They slept together in Lan Wangji's ludicrously small bed for the rest of the month. It wasn't ideal. Lan Wangji woke every night in the depths of chou shi, and meditated for an hour before returning to sleep. Wei Wuxian, like most cultivators, habitually did the same, only closer to the start of yin shi, since he went to bed later. Now, though, the stress and exhaustion of the month had caught up with him, and he slept without pause. It would have been fine, except, once asleep, he clung, trapping Lan Wangji with his full weight, and fingers that had to be pried one by one from the fabric of Lan Wangji's nightshirt. Wei Wuxian woke more than once to find his friend in the middle of this process, softly, patiently extricating himself from the Yiling Laozu's vile clutches so that he could seat himself in the pool of moonlight a few steps away. "Ohfucksorry," Wei Wuxian mumbled, and rolled face down into the vacated warm spot. "Hush," said Lan Wangji.
September 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
Would be better with a liripipe.
popliar.bsky.social popliar @popliar.bsky.social · Sep 8
Which kpop idol will wear the jarf first

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A scarf and a jean leg that have been melded together in unholy denim matrimony
September 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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theladyscribe.bsky.social
It would be so fucking funny if it was Wei Wuxian and Jin Zixuan who got stuck in the cave instead of Lan Wangji
September 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
Last week I hung out with a man obsessed with KPDH and in sore need of kpop recs, and a woman who nodded sagely and sent him to Stray Kids, so when I got home I looked them up and, as I suspect is common, got jump-scared by the one who looks like the prettiest princess and sounds like a coal miner.
September 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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raitalarai.bsky.social
Back from hiatus: "The Good Rain Knows its Season"

Modern #wangxian AU with cultivation and reincarnation.
archiveofourown.org/works/63343438
September 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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wendyxu.bsky.social
this is the funniest thing i've ever seen
sixthtone 亮曹 陵操 a bunch of ibuprofen on cao cao's tomb: One of the more visible examples appeared in central Henan province. At the tomb of Cao Cao, a warlord said to suffer from migraines and a central figure in the classic Chinese novel "Romance of the Three Kingdoms," visitors began leaving ibuprofen. One visitor left four different kinds, telling domestic media it was just in case one didn't work, or the warlord had built up a tolerance. As the gifts began to pile up, museum staff set up a small shelf near the tomb to collect them, along with handwritten letters addressed to the warlord.
August 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
Youtube just recced a kpop youth covering Taemin's MOVE, and I clicked because I love that choreo and it's always fun to see people tackle it. It was a heroic attempt; he's good. I immediately dashed off to rewatch one of Taemin's live shows, then unplugged my headphones and
August 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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gusufan.bsky.social
I don’t know how to link the video directly from reddit, so I will need you to trust me and see this

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August 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
What is your favourite thing to make when you come into an abundance of cilantro?
August 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
Kizu writes the best comfort fic when times are hard.
kizukatana.bsky.social KizuKatana @kizukatana.bsky.social · Jul 13
ok! So I keep thinking about this and it led me to write this:

(Re)making history to find you
WangXian
Time travel fix-it
Not cultivation world friendly

archiveofourown.org/works/671690...
July 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
#mdzs Update: This is *fabulous*. Very cool magic, perfectly tender and romantic, and extremely funny.
icmezzo.bsky.social ICMezzo @icmezzo.bsky.social · Jul 9
New Fic! (Whaaaaaat? I KNOW!)

Cultivar (Wwx/Lwj, 23k, E)
archiveofourown.org/works/67236676

Written for the 2025 MDZS Reverse Big Bang @mdzsrbb.bsky.social

Many, many thanks to @0xymore.bsky.social for her inspiring work!
archiveofourown.org/works/67243486
July 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
stultiloquentia.bsky.social
This looks tasty
icmezzo.bsky.social ICMezzo @icmezzo.bsky.social · Jul 9
New Fic! (Whaaaaaat? I KNOW!)

Cultivar (Wwx/Lwj, 23k, E)
archiveofourown.org/works/67236676

Written for the 2025 MDZS Reverse Big Bang @mdzsrbb.bsky.social

Many, many thanks to @0xymore.bsky.social for her inspiring work!
archiveofourown.org/works/67243486
July 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM