The Smartest Floridian
@stryc9fuego.bsky.social
Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Beware of splash damage. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
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I felt the best first post for me to make is my pinned post from the old bird site.
I grew up taught that two topics that are *never* talked about in polite company are religion and politics because of how divisive they are. Now it feels like that's all anyone wants to talk about, and everyone is perpetually pissed at everyone else.
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I grew up taught that two topics that are *never* talked about in polite company are religion and politics because of how divisive they are. Now it feels like that's all anyone wants to talk about, and everyone is perpetually pissed at everyone else.
Please take this advice based on the life and death of Tycho Brahe (the real one, not the Penny Arcade one):
Nature is a call you shouldn't put on hold.
If you gotta piss, go piss.
Nature is a call you shouldn't put on hold.
If you gotta piss, go piss.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Please take this advice based on the life and death of Tycho Brahe (the real one, not the Penny Arcade one):
Nature is a call you shouldn't put on hold.
If you gotta piss, go piss.
Nature is a call you shouldn't put on hold.
If you gotta piss, go piss.
TIL there are special utensils for sufferers of Parkinson's disease that use small motors to counteract the tremors and hold your food steady.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
TIL there are special utensils for sufferers of Parkinson's disease that use small motors to counteract the tremors and hold your food steady.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
do you think they're called brochures because they hope after you read it you say "bro, sure"?
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
do you think they're called brochures because they hope after you read it you say "bro, sure"?
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is complete hogwash
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struggling to pronounce the name of the new mayor of New York? please enjoy this helpful guide
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
struggling to pronounce the name of the new mayor of New York? please enjoy this helpful guide
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Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
At the top of my wish list for options in Excel is a single click shortcut to apply filters and freeze the top row.
It feels like every new spreadsheet I work with needs that done.
It feels like every new spreadsheet I work with needs that done.
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
At the top of my wish list for options in Excel is a single click shortcut to apply filters and freeze the top row.
It feels like every new spreadsheet I work with needs that done.
It feels like every new spreadsheet I work with needs that done.
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Incoming...
Truth Bomb 💥
Truth Bomb 💥
October 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Incoming...
Truth Bomb 💥
Truth Bomb 💥
post something random or you'll have an awful november
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
post something random or you'll have an awful november
the one thing I hate about *popular product you can make at home* is that it rarely tastes as good as the popular product. I know that I can make my own cold brew coffee, but it sucks when I make it. I prefer "stok" in the purple bottle.
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
the one thing I hate about *popular product you can make at home* is that it rarely tastes as good as the popular product. I know that I can make my own cold brew coffee, but it sucks when I make it. I prefer "stok" in the purple bottle.
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's the 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible from Thelma & Louise.
Women only want one thing, and it's the 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible from Thelma & Louise.
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's the 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible from Thelma & Louise.
Women only want one thing, and it's the 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible from Thelma & Louise.
Mash up bands:
My Life With The Thrill Kill Blue Oyster Kult
My Life With The Thrill Kill Blue Oyster Kult
Mash up bands:
Smashing Pumpkin Spice Girls
Smashing Pumpkin Spice Girls
Mash up bands:
Captain Beefheart & Tennille
Captain Beefheart & Tennille
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Mash up bands:
My Life With The Thrill Kill Blue Oyster Kult
My Life With The Thrill Kill Blue Oyster Kult
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Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff
Block, move on.
Block, move on.
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff
Block, move on.
Block, move on.
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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If you're new to Bluesky, you should follow me. I'm okay.
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you're new to Bluesky, you should follow me. I'm okay.
A coworker sees me heading to lunch with a tumbler of water and are like "don't they hate it when you bring an outside drink?"
I'm like "these ppl are getting minimum wage, I could roll in with a 40 and they wouldn't give a fuck."
I'm like "these ppl are getting minimum wage, I could roll in with a 40 and they wouldn't give a fuck."
October 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A coworker sees me heading to lunch with a tumbler of water and are like "don't they hate it when you bring an outside drink?"
I'm like "these ppl are getting minimum wage, I could roll in with a 40 and they wouldn't give a fuck."
I'm like "these ppl are getting minimum wage, I could roll in with a 40 and they wouldn't give a fuck."
Aight hear me out:
Stroopwaffel
but instead of caramel
dulce de leche
I haven't been able to find any evidence that someone made this, but it feels like such an obvious idea
Stroopwaffel
but instead of caramel
dulce de leche
I haven't been able to find any evidence that someone made this, but it feels like such an obvious idea
October 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Aight hear me out:
Stroopwaffel
but instead of caramel
dulce de leche
I haven't been able to find any evidence that someone made this, but it feels like such an obvious idea
Stroopwaffel
but instead of caramel
dulce de leche
I haven't been able to find any evidence that someone made this, but it feels like such an obvious idea
The more I think about it, the more I like the theory that Dr. Mario isn't simply Mario, but a doctor, but actually a third Mario Brother, who went into medicine instead of plumbing.
Luigi Mario, Dr. Mario, Mario Mario.
Their colors combined make the Italian flag.
Luigi Mario, Dr. Mario, Mario Mario.
Their colors combined make the Italian flag.
October 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The more I think about it, the more I like the theory that Dr. Mario isn't simply Mario, but a doctor, but actually a third Mario Brother, who went into medicine instead of plumbing.
Luigi Mario, Dr. Mario, Mario Mario.
Their colors combined make the Italian flag.
Luigi Mario, Dr. Mario, Mario Mario.
Their colors combined make the Italian flag.
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#hollowknight boss progression is so funny because you go from "maggot in a shell" to "literal ancient god"
like just for this it deserves to be called a jrpg
like just for this it deserves to be called a jrpg
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
#hollowknight boss progression is so funny because you go from "maggot in a shell" to "literal ancient god"
like just for this it deserves to be called a jrpg
like just for this it deserves to be called a jrpg
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birds more or less understand english but speak mostly pidgin
November 17, 2023 at 4:03 PM
birds more or less understand english but speak mostly pidgin