The Smartest Floridian
@stryc9fuego.bsky.social
Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Beware of splash damage. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
Pinned
I felt the best first post for me to make is my pinned post from the old bird site.
If you have done any fabric craft at all, you owe it to yourself to check out this thread. "Arrakis" (or "hellshawl" for the difficulty involved) is an absolute *journey*!
Arrakis, one of the most complicated knitting patterns available on Ravelry, is finished. Hellshawl is done.
February 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
If you have done any fabric craft at all, you owe it to yourself to check out this thread. "Arrakis" (or "hellshawl" for the difficulty involved) is an absolute *journey*!
timeline cleanse: adorable piggies
www.youtube.com/shorts/s3eiR...
www.youtube.com/shorts/s3eiR...
HapPIG New Years Eve!
YouTube video by A-Z-Animals
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
timeline cleanse: adorable piggies
www.youtube.com/shorts/s3eiR...
www.youtube.com/shorts/s3eiR...
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It’s cold/flu season and I’m tired of the guys posting that “despite being sick” they still made themselves go to the gym.
You’re not “disciplined”.
You’re selfish.
/1
You’re not “disciplined”.
You’re selfish.
/1
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
It’s cold/flu season and I’m tired of the guys posting that “despite being sick” they still made themselves go to the gym.
You’re not “disciplined”.
You’re selfish.
/1
You’re not “disciplined”.
You’re selfish.
/1
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
free dril
free dril
February 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
free dril
"Okay everybody! You'll notice the bowl full of gummies in the middle of the table. Most of these are just regular fruit gummies, but also sprinkled in there are melatonin gummies, a scant handful of edibles, and one gummy is filled with LSD. Enjoy and good luck!"
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
"Okay everybody! You'll notice the bowl full of gummies in the middle of the table. Most of these are just regular fruit gummies, but also sprinkled in there are melatonin gummies, a scant handful of edibles, and one gummy is filled with LSD. Enjoy and good luck!"
Yourself but as a cartoon:
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon:
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Using alt text is a way to be kind that you can start doing right now.
It’s right there in your accessibility settings. Turn on require alt text before posting to help yourself remember (worth checking because this app sometimes flips it off for no reason).
It’s right there in your accessibility settings. Turn on require alt text before posting to help yourself remember (worth checking because this app sometimes flips it off for no reason).
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Using alt text is a way to be kind that you can start doing right now.
It’s right there in your accessibility settings. Turn on require alt text before posting to help yourself remember (worth checking because this app sometimes flips it off for no reason).
It’s right there in your accessibility settings. Turn on require alt text before posting to help yourself remember (worth checking because this app sometimes flips it off for no reason).
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1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 PM
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
Nothing can encapsulate how I feel about AI quite like this clip where Dylan Hollis is trying to convert half a pound (weight) and gets returned British currency.
youtube.com/shorts/N__x3...
youtube.com/shorts/N__x3...
Bourbon Balls (1959)
YouTube video by B. Dylan Hollis
youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Nothing can encapsulate how I feel about AI quite like this clip where Dylan Hollis is trying to convert half a pound (weight) and gets returned British currency.
youtube.com/shorts/N__x3...
youtube.com/shorts/N__x3...
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A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE.
It includes:
-Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005
-The MN AFL-CIO
-SEIU Local 26
-UNITE HERE Local 17
-CWA Local 7250
-Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators
-Faith leaders
And more. 🧵
It includes:
-Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005
-The MN AFL-CIO
-SEIU Local 26
-UNITE HERE Local 17
-CWA Local 7250
-Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators
-Faith leaders
And more. 🧵
January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE.
It includes:
-Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005
-The MN AFL-CIO
-SEIU Local 26
-UNITE HERE Local 17
-CWA Local 7250
-Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators
-Faith leaders
And more. 🧵
It includes:
-Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005
-The MN AFL-CIO
-SEIU Local 26
-UNITE HERE Local 17
-CWA Local 7250
-Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators
-Faith leaders
And more. 🧵
I hate my brain.
I was watching a YouTube Short about the Scooby Gang and Fred makes an offhand comment after being called Frederick "...and it's Fred. Unless were dating, then it's Freddie." followed by pretty much everyone in the Gang calling Fred "Freddie". 🧵
I was watching a YouTube Short about the Scooby Gang and Fred makes an offhand comment after being called Frederick "...and it's Fred. Unless were dating, then it's Freddie." followed by pretty much everyone in the Gang calling Fred "Freddie". 🧵
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I hate my brain.
I was watching a YouTube Short about the Scooby Gang and Fred makes an offhand comment after being called Frederick "...and it's Fred. Unless were dating, then it's Freddie." followed by pretty much everyone in the Gang calling Fred "Freddie". 🧵
I was watching a YouTube Short about the Scooby Gang and Fred makes an offhand comment after being called Frederick "...and it's Fred. Unless were dating, then it's Freddie." followed by pretty much everyone in the Gang calling Fred "Freddie". 🧵
I'd like a setting on BlueSky where it hides skeets that don't allow replies. I understand why that'd be the case with some people and some topics, but it's frustrating seeing a skeet, having input, and being unable to say anything.
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I'd like a setting on BlueSky where it hides skeets that don't allow replies. I understand why that'd be the case with some people and some topics, but it's frustrating seeing a skeet, having input, and being unable to say anything.
no new pictures
Where are you at mentally
Where are you at mentally
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
no new pictures
Where are you at mentally
Where are you at mentally
I have never used ChatGPT, and unless they disguise it in some way, I never will.
I've also uninstalled Copilot twice already.
No AI for me.
I've also uninstalled Copilot twice already.
No AI for me.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I have never used ChatGPT, and unless they disguise it in some way, I never will.
I've also uninstalled Copilot twice already.
No AI for me.
I've also uninstalled Copilot twice already.
No AI for me.
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
I gotta share a fantastic edit of this.
I gotchu, homie.
January 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I gotta share a fantastic edit of this.
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I gotchu, homie.
January 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I gotchu, homie.
Tampa, Florida born and raised, so for me that'd be the Hillsborough River, which flows from the Green Swamp to the Tampa Bay.
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Tampa, Florida born and raised, so for me that'd be the Hillsborough River, which flows from the Green Swamp to the Tampa Bay.
@transsalamander.bsky.social
I saw this and immediately thought of you:
the difference between G1 Megatron and Bay Megatron
www.youtube.com/shorts/L3S9Y...
I saw this and immediately thought of you:
the difference between G1 Megatron and Bay Megatron
www.youtube.com/shorts/L3S9Y...
[SFM] G1 Vs Bay Megatron
YouTube video by PwrAnimations
www.youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
@transsalamander.bsky.social
I saw this and immediately thought of you:
the difference between G1 Megatron and Bay Megatron
www.youtube.com/shorts/L3S9Y...
I saw this and immediately thought of you:
the difference between G1 Megatron and Bay Megatron
www.youtube.com/shorts/L3S9Y...
natch chat saw "goose horse" and immediately latched onto "gorse"
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
natch chat saw "goose horse" and immediately latched onto "gorse"
Boycott Hilton
Hilton said Tuesday that it is removing an independently owned Minnesota hotel from its system after a location denied rooms to ICE employees.
Hilton says it is removing a Minnesota hotel from its system over ICE controversy
Hilton said Tuesday that it is removing an independently owned Minnesota hotel from its system after a location denied rooms to ICE employees.
www.businessinsider.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Boycott Hilton
I made biscuits and gravy for myself and the wife, then pretty much spent all day playing Lightyear Frontier.
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I made biscuits and gravy for myself and the wife, then pretty much spent all day playing Lightyear Frontier.
Going into 2026 like...
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Going into 2026 like...