The Smartest Floridian
@stryc9fuego.bsky.social
Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Beware of splash damage. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
It's an instant stuffing mix. Dead easy to make; you heat a mix of water and butter to a boil, mix in the mix, wait 5 minutes, you got stuffing.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's an instant stuffing mix. Dead easy to make; you heat a mix of water and butter to a boil, mix in the mix, wait 5 minutes, you got stuffing.
what a killjoy. if she met Picasso she'd be all like "a guitar doesn't look like that"
if you wanted an image to look exactly like you, you'd use a camera
if you wanted an image to look exactly like you, you'd use a camera
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
what a killjoy. if she met Picasso she'd be all like "a guitar doesn't look like that"
if you wanted an image to look exactly like you, you'd use a camera
if you wanted an image to look exactly like you, you'd use a camera
So I've been working on a settlement in No Man's Sky.
THE GOOD: I have all of the buildings S-rank, and a literally impossible happiness for my Settlement.
THE BAD: somehow I only have one settler, and I can't figure out how to get more.
THE GOOD: I have all of the buildings S-rank, and a literally impossible happiness for my Settlement.
THE BAD: somehow I only have one settler, and I can't figure out how to get more.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So I've been working on a settlement in No Man's Sky.
THE GOOD: I have all of the buildings S-rank, and a literally impossible happiness for my Settlement.
THE BAD: somehow I only have one settler, and I can't figure out how to get more.
THE GOOD: I have all of the buildings S-rank, and a literally impossible happiness for my Settlement.
THE BAD: somehow I only have one settler, and I can't figure out how to get more.
Two words: rose gold.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Two words: rose gold.
TIL there are special utensils for sufferers of Parkinson's disease that use small motors to counteract the tremors and hold your food steady.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
TIL there are special utensils for sufferers of Parkinson's disease that use small motors to counteract the tremors and hold your food steady.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.
it reminds me of those little wooden paddles that you'd get with your tiny ice cream at summer camp.
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
it reminds me of those little wooden paddles that you'd get with your tiny ice cream at summer camp.
Clearly, the sandwich exploded in a shower of mustard and onions, then reassembled itself, then landed in its wrapper.
This means there was a second, unseen assailant.
This means there was a second, unseen assailant.
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Clearly, the sandwich exploded in a shower of mustard and onions, then reassembled itself, then landed in its wrapper.
This means there was a second, unseen assailant.
This means there was a second, unseen assailant.
Every picture he's in gives the same vibes as these pics of Schwarzenegger between Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Every picture he's in gives the same vibes as these pics of Schwarzenegger between Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant
this right here perfectly sums up just *any* 10 minute power hour: arin comedically overreacting while danny laughs is ass off
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
this right here perfectly sums up just *any* 10 minute power hour: arin comedically overreacting while danny laughs is ass off
the hero we need in these dark times
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
the hero we need in these dark times
"yes, well, we'll discuss the particulars after dinner. eat up, there's plenty of meat loaf to go around."
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"yes, well, we'll discuss the particulars after dinner. eat up, there's plenty of meat loaf to go around."
their security computer used to be an exhibit
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
their security computer used to be an exhibit
I'd feel the same way about being followed by JD Vance online as I'd feel about being followed by JD Vance down a darkened alley.
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'd feel the same way about being followed by JD Vance online as I'd feel about being followed by JD Vance down a darkened alley.
"Wait, so it doesn't matter that it was for queen and country?"
"You carried a disabled man and his wheelchair to a smokestack and slam-dunked him. You're not getting in!"
"You carried a disabled man and his wheelchair to a smokestack and slam-dunked him. You're not getting in!"
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"Wait, so it doesn't matter that it was for queen and country?"
"You carried a disabled man and his wheelchair to a smokestack and slam-dunked him. You're not getting in!"
"You carried a disabled man and his wheelchair to a smokestack and slam-dunked him. You're not getting in!"
Short answer? Yes.
It's Nestlé.
Milk chocolate and crispy rice over a core of caramel.
It's Nestlé.
Milk chocolate and crispy rice over a core of caramel.
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Short answer? Yes.
It's Nestlé.
Milk chocolate and crispy rice over a core of caramel.
It's Nestlé.
Milk chocolate and crispy rice over a core of caramel.
That reminds me of this classic
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That reminds me of this classic
post something random or you'll have an awful november
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
post something random or you'll have an awful november
Yeah, sure come to Florida. Meet the monkeys we got down here.
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Yeah, sure come to Florida. Meet the monkeys we got down here.
Most people: oh what a cute little ball of fuzz!
What cat owners see:
What cat owners see:
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Most people: oh what a cute little ball of fuzz!
What cat owners see:
What cat owners see: