The Smartest Floridian
@stryc9fuego.bsky.social
Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Beware of splash damage. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
Never. But don't worry, there'll be time enough for counting when the dealings done.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Never. But don't worry, there'll be time enough for counting when the dealings done.
"That doesn't count because we don't actually call it 'slavery'."
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"That doesn't count because we don't actually call it 'slavery'."
Science is why we're able to communicate by radio waves.
Engineering is why we have cellular phones.
Commerce is why the damned things break so much.
Engineering is why we have cellular phones.
Commerce is why the damned things break so much.
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Science is why we're able to communicate by radio waves.
Engineering is why we have cellular phones.
Commerce is why the damned things break so much.
Engineering is why we have cellular phones.
Commerce is why the damned things break so much.
Best of luck on that. By definition, those are motor vehicles.
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Best of luck on that. By definition, those are motor vehicles.
"Does he have any way of doing significant damage to the school itself?"
"No, sir. All he has is a gun."
"Okay then. Finish your coffee. Wait until he's low on ammo."
"No, sir. All he has is a gun."
"Okay then. Finish your coffee. Wait until he's low on ammo."
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"Does he have any way of doing significant damage to the school itself?"
"No, sir. All he has is a gun."
"Okay then. Finish your coffee. Wait until he's low on ammo."
"No, sir. All he has is a gun."
"Okay then. Finish your coffee. Wait until he's low on ammo."
It's like he's taking racism mash, putting it in a still, and is trying to make racism everclear.
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It's like he's taking racism mash, putting it in a still, and is trying to make racism everclear.
you deserve a long Island iced tea large enough to fill a water cooler bottle
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
you deserve a long Island iced tea large enough to fill a water cooler bottle
Glad my net worth is, like, low 5 figures at the best of times.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Glad my net worth is, like, low 5 figures at the best of times.
never forget that the best librarians have a great sense of humor
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
never forget that the best librarians have a great sense of humor
Ño fucking "barely" there, they are illegal.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ño fucking "barely" there, they are illegal.
I would really prefer people who say "think of the children" would think less about children, now that we see how their thoughts go.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I would really prefer people who say "think of the children" would think less about children, now that we see how their thoughts go.
I don't ever remember anyone *officially* specifying "to serve and protect" being actual people. They always serve those in power and protect financial capital.
If people are saved that's an unintended side effect at best.
If people are saved that's an unintended side effect at best.
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don't ever remember anyone *officially* specifying "to serve and protect" being actual people. They always serve those in power and protect financial capital.
If people are saved that's an unintended side effect at best.
If people are saved that's an unintended side effect at best.
cook away, the kitchen is yours
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
cook away, the kitchen is yours
Anyone coming after Rosie the Riveter is gonna have to come through me
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Anyone coming after Rosie the Riveter is gonna have to come through me
As a general rule, I don't buy sbux because I don't see the value. It's a shot of espresso in a cup of milk, with flavored syrups.
I live in Tampa. If I want good coffee, there are like 7 places nearby where I can get a Cuban coffee.
But yeah, especially not today.
I live in Tampa. If I want good coffee, there are like 7 places nearby where I can get a Cuban coffee.
But yeah, especially not today.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
As a general rule, I don't buy sbux because I don't see the value. It's a shot of espresso in a cup of milk, with flavored syrups.
I live in Tampa. If I want good coffee, there are like 7 places nearby where I can get a Cuban coffee.
But yeah, especially not today.
I live in Tampa. If I want good coffee, there are like 7 places nearby where I can get a Cuban coffee.
But yeah, especially not today.
if fucking children is the secret to success i'm happy that i'm poor
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
if fucking children is the secret to success i'm happy that i'm poor
the world's least stealthy coping mechanism
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the world's least stealthy coping mechanism
his deteriorating mental state is actually gonna help him out. he's gonna be like, "I don't remember [incredibly obvious thing]" and everyone's gonna believe it.
hell, it's not that long until someone calls him Mr. President and he'll be like "who's a what now?"
hell, it's not that long until someone calls him Mr. President and he'll be like "who's a what now?"
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
his deteriorating mental state is actually gonna help him out. he's gonna be like, "I don't remember [incredibly obvious thing]" and everyone's gonna believe it.
hell, it's not that long until someone calls him Mr. President and he'll be like "who's a what now?"
hell, it's not that long until someone calls him Mr. President and he'll be like "who's a what now?"
"that's just statutory rape with extra steps"
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"that's just statutory rape with extra steps"
i'm very tired toward the end of the day
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i'm very tired toward the end of the day
at this point I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Epstein was barely involved
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
at this point I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Epstein was barely involved