StopmotionSam
@stopmotionsam25.bsky.social
Semi-cool guy who makes cool shit. 18, Autism/ADHD, bisexual, professional dumbass.
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A little doodle based on someone else's joke. 💜
August 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A little doodle based on someone else's joke. 💜
take me back to when this conservative shit was actually funny like when grown-ass men went on entire tirades because they made the green m&m less sexy
this shit is just sad now dude
this shit is just sad now dude
August 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
take me back to when this conservative shit was actually funny like when grown-ass men went on entire tirades because they made the green m&m less sexy
this shit is just sad now dude
this shit is just sad now dude
whoever told my mom that the jerking off gesture means “rolling the dice”
your days are numbered
your days are numbered
July 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
whoever told my mom that the jerking off gesture means “rolling the dice”
your days are numbered
your days are numbered
why did I read this like Hayden’s monologue from the end of Doom Eternal
Your love for me may be temporary, but the disappointment you feel is forever.
July 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
why did I read this like Hayden’s monologue from the end of Doom Eternal
damn didn’t know there were allegations
July 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
damn didn’t know there were allegations
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What, exactly, are we celebrating this Fourth of July?
Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?
Our new concentration camps?
Our dying economy?
Our ditching due process?
Our corruption?
Our broken Congress?
Our corrupt Supreme Court?
Our ridiculous buffoon President?
Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?
Our new concentration camps?
Our dying economy?
Our ditching due process?
Our corruption?
Our broken Congress?
Our corrupt Supreme Court?
Our ridiculous buffoon President?
July 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
What, exactly, are we celebrating this Fourth of July?
Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?
Our new concentration camps?
Our dying economy?
Our ditching due process?
Our corruption?
Our broken Congress?
Our corrupt Supreme Court?
Our ridiculous buffoon President?
Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?
Our new concentration camps?
Our dying economy?
Our ditching due process?
Our corruption?
Our broken Congress?
Our corrupt Supreme Court?
Our ridiculous buffoon President?
Using a GIF, pic or vid , share your fave Muppet 🎥📹🖤
July 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Using a GIF, pic or vid , share your fave Muppet 🎥📹🖤
I love being neurodivergent because if that citrus-colored cunt actually starts WW3 and I get drafted, I can literally just tell him and everyone else to fuck off lmao
July 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I love being neurodivergent because if that citrus-colored cunt actually starts WW3 and I get drafted, I can literally just tell him and everyone else to fuck off lmao
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There's room for another kart racer in 2025 with Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, which we played for a hands-on preview.
Sonic Racing CrossWorlds Is a Kart Racing Spectacle That Celebrates Sega’s History
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June 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
There's room for another kart racer in 2025 with Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, which we played for a hands-on preview.
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just spent an hour and a half assembling a grill cart only to find out at the end that I did it wrong
fuck the hot dogs, put me on the fucking grill and light it
fuck the hot dogs, put me on the fucking grill and light it
June 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
just spent an hour and a half assembling a grill cart only to find out at the end that I did it wrong
fuck the hot dogs, put me on the fucking grill and light it
fuck the hot dogs, put me on the fucking grill and light it
if America falls because of toxic yaoi between two man children I’m gonna officially lose my shit
June 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
if America falls because of toxic yaoi between two man children I’m gonna officially lose my shit
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Bill Pullman will reprise his role as Lone Starr, with Lewis Pullman set to join as Lone Starr's son, Starburst, in Spaceballs 2.
For more info: bit.ly/4kHs60d
For more info: bit.ly/4kHs60d
June 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Bill Pullman will reprise his role as Lone Starr, with Lewis Pullman set to join as Lone Starr's son, Starburst, in Spaceballs 2.
For more info: bit.ly/4kHs60d
For more info: bit.ly/4kHs60d
could wake up one day to the onion just not being relevant anymore because how the fuck do you satire half the shit on the news now
June 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
could wake up one day to the onion just not being relevant anymore because how the fuck do you satire half the shit on the news now
homophobic football fans are funny because bro you literally stan a sport where giant muscular sweaty men try their best to get their hands around each other’s waists and chest like lmao
June 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
homophobic football fans are funny because bro you literally stan a sport where giant muscular sweaty men try their best to get their hands around each other’s waists and chest like lmao
just got an ad from Wawa for a Prime and Feastables deal and I saw Logan Paul and immediately whipped my phone across the room
my fight or flight is so strong that I saw that man’s face and instantly sent him to another dimension
my fight or flight is so strong that I saw that man’s face and instantly sent him to another dimension
June 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
just got an ad from Wawa for a Prime and Feastables deal and I saw Logan Paul and immediately whipped my phone across the room
my fight or flight is so strong that I saw that man’s face and instantly sent him to another dimension
my fight or flight is so strong that I saw that man’s face and instantly sent him to another dimension
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
good morning friends 💚✨
You know, I spent a lot of time last night rewatching some of my older content, and for the first time in a while, I didn’t feel ashamed of it or like I HAD to do better. They had a certain charm to them, like I just put shit in front of a camera and made art without overthinking it.
So yeah.
So yeah.
June 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You know, I spent a lot of time last night rewatching some of my older content, and for the first time in a while, I didn’t feel ashamed of it or like I HAD to do better. They had a certain charm to them, like I just put shit in front of a camera and made art without overthinking it.
So yeah.
So yeah.
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Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.
June 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.
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Microsoft is reportedly set to release a Halo: Combat Evolved remaster in 2026. #XboxShowcase #IGNLive #IGNSummerOfGaming
Xbox Boss Phil Spencer Teases Return of Halo in 2026 — and It’s Reportedly a Halo: Combat Evolved Remaster
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June 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Microsoft is reportedly set to release a Halo: Combat Evolved remaster in 2026. #XboxShowcase #IGNLive #IGNSummerOfGaming
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