Stop Motion Cyclops
@stopmotioncyclops.bsky.social
An unrealistic but aesthetically pleasing facsimile of a rock band (aka Mark J. Hansen.)
He/Him (DC) Berman lives
He/Him (DC) Berman lives
Feeling generous but not really. Feeling Ellen Degenerous
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Feeling generous but not really. Feeling Ellen Degenerous
There is literally no one better at this
Mel Brooks was hilarious in that movie.
This is my thing too. How has her legend not spread across the internet entire? If they remade Princess Bride today, Vinzini would swap out his rule about land wars for "Never assume @gailsimone.bsky.social is speaking from ignorance on social media!".
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There is literally no one better at this
Are there any words ending in rrhea that are positive?
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Are there any words ending in rrhea that are positive?
Reposted by Stop Motion Cyclops
False equivalencies will be the end of us.
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
False equivalencies will be the end of us.
I’m a 10, or an 8.6 Pitchfork review
I’m a 10 but after taxes and withholding I’m a 6
i’m a 10 but in the psych ward i’m a 13.
October 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m a 10, or an 8.6 Pitchfork review
I’m really tired so someone else do a parody thing I just realized you could by combining the names of actors William Katt and Katt Williams as William Katt Williams and then doing like a parody of the plums poem. Because it was written by William Carlos Williams. Have fun with it.
October 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m really tired so someone else do a parody thing I just realized you could by combining the names of actors William Katt and Katt Williams as William Katt Williams and then doing like a parody of the plums poem. Because it was written by William Carlos Williams. Have fun with it.
{Eddie Vedder voice}
Jeremy from the See-hee-cret of Niiiiimh!
Jeremy from the See-hee-cret of Niiiiimh!
October 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
{Eddie Vedder voice}
Jeremy from the See-hee-cret of Niiiiimh!
Jeremy from the See-hee-cret of Niiiiimh!
Excited for my shark/based Christian Rock parody band Jaws of Clay
October 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Excited for my shark/based Christian Rock parody band Jaws of Clay
Somehow it just occurred to me that Peter Cetera is from the US, and from the Midwest, and from a very specific city in the US.
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Somehow it just occurred to me that Peter Cetera is from the US, and from the Midwest, and from a very specific city in the US.
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU’RE MACCA HON
September 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU’RE MACCA HON
I feel like it doesn’t get discussed enough how weird it is Paul McCartney ended up in a band with a guy named Denny Laine. That’s like if John Lennon had a post-Beatles band with a guy named Chaim DeWolruss
September 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I feel like it doesn’t get discussed enough how weird it is Paul McCartney ended up in a band with a guy named Denny Laine. That’s like if John Lennon had a post-Beatles band with a guy named Chaim DeWolruss
Doesn’t it feel like Todd should be short for something?
September 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Doesn’t it feel like Todd should be short for something?
Just swimming in the power pop beauty
August 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just swimming in the power pop beauty
Got a rare Pavement cookie with my shake
August 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Got a rare Pavement cookie with my shake
I’m just living long enough so’s I can perform Sonic Youth’s Providence at Karaoke Night.
August 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m just living long enough so’s I can perform Sonic Youth’s Providence at Karaoke Night.
NP: this modern masterpiece.
July 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
NP: this modern masterpiece.
Hooray for my new favorite magnet! Thanks, @tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social and @toughpigs.com! Sorry magnetic poetry ( now my second favorite magnet.)
July 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hooray for my new favorite magnet! Thanks, @tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social and @toughpigs.com! Sorry magnetic poetry ( now my second favorite magnet.)
This.
What Trump is doing is not normal.
Let that sink in. It is not normal.
Let that sink in. It is not normal.
July 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This.
Ending our 4th of July with a fireworks display that was so assaultive that the noise was deafening and detritus landed on the tables and chairs near us is almost too on the nose for 2025
July 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ending our 4th of July with a fireworks display that was so assaultive that the noise was deafening and detritus landed on the tables and chairs near us is almost too on the nose for 2025
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,”
Or “Transformers.”
Or “Transformers.”
July 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,”
Or “Transformers.”
Or “Transformers.”
Hey anyway this is still the greatest thing ever
July 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Hey anyway this is still the greatest thing ever
Et tu, mama tambien?
June 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Et tu, mama tambien?
Now that I can stream the new Pavement movie, we need another national holiday so I can have the day off to watch it
June 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Now that I can stream the new Pavement movie, we need another national holiday so I can have the day off to watch it
Geez, I thought when people said things in the White House were fraught it was that a bunch of dudes were jerking each other off in there
June 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Geez, I thought when people said things in the White House were fraught it was that a bunch of dudes were jerking each other off in there
Happy Father’s Day to Me!
June 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Happy Father’s Day to Me!