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I love Talking Heads; I hate pennies, puns, and fascists.
Spoiler alert: To avoid paying tariffs on the imports, Mattel agreed to have her hold a card indicating she got all her vaccines
Mattel Inc. is introducing an autistic Barbie on Monday as the newest member of its line intended to celebrate diversity, joining a collection that already includes Barbies with Down syndrome, a blind Barbie, a Barbie and a Ken with vitiligo.
Mattel adds an autistic Barbie to doll line devoted to showcasing diversity and inclusion
An autistic Barbie is joining Mattel's line of fashion dolls that's intended to celebrate diversity.
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January 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Spoiler alert: To avoid paying tariffs on the imports, Mattel agreed to have her hold a card indicating she got all her vaccines
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Well, those boots were not made for walking
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Well, those boots were not made for walking
This argument falls immediately apart when the mayor has already held a press conference calling out the heinous nature of the crime, and the MPD determined it was appropriate to hand off the investigation to the FBI. You know, their real jobs.
Why haven’t people done a thing as soon as I’ve read about it on social media” because other people have real jobs, Ben
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This argument falls immediately apart when the mayor has already held a press conference calling out the heinous nature of the crime, and the MPD determined it was appropriate to hand off the investigation to the FBI. You know, their real jobs.
We failed as a society when there was anyone who enjoyed this man’s company, let alone married him.
Stephen Miller goes on a rant defending Trump's imperialist aggression against Venezuela: "We’re a superpower… we are going to conduct ourselves as a superpower."
Jake Tapper: "I don't even know what you're talking about right now."
Jake Tapper: "I don't even know what you're talking about right now."
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 AM
We failed as a society when there was anyone who enjoyed this man’s company, let alone married him.
This has legs. A good conspiracy theory has to have a mind-numbingly stupid explanation like Goodell agreed that Tomlin could keep his winning season streak but lose in the first round of the playoffs until he could maneuver Aaron Rodgers to the team to give him a SB ending to his career like Bettis
Gonna start an NFL conspiracy theory where all outcomes are targeted to optimize the power of the most important city in America, Pittsburgh
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This has legs. A good conspiracy theory has to have a mind-numbingly stupid explanation like Goodell agreed that Tomlin could keep his winning season streak but lose in the first round of the playoffs until he could maneuver Aaron Rodgers to the team to give him a SB ending to his career like Bettis
Let’s watch as the Ravens come back to life…
Nice to see Renegade is an impotent battle cry on both sides of the Atlantic.
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Let’s watch as the Ravens come back to life…
Sadly an evergreen…
After watching Schumer, Jeffries, and others within the top tier of the D party this past month, I don’t see any evidence that counters the screenshot floating around on that Politico article. They have no appetite to act with conviction.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Sadly an evergreen…
Alt text: Impeachment is hard work and we have an upcoming (pick one: holiday/recess/tropical vacation/all of the above) coming up. Our (pick one: prime rib/corporate-sponsored dinner/plane ticket/all of the above) is non-refundable. We remain steadfast in our commitments to living comfortably.
Significant statement from Jeffries and House Democratic leaders saying they will vote “present” on the motion to table Al Green’s resolution to impeach President Trump. They say they’re “laser-focused on fighting to lower the high cost of living” plus on health care and corruption.
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Alt text: Impeachment is hard work and we have an upcoming (pick one: holiday/recess/tropical vacation/all of the above) coming up. Our (pick one: prime rib/corporate-sponsored dinner/plane ticket/all of the above) is non-refundable. We remain steadfast in our commitments to living comfortably.
This made me look up No Retreat, No Surrender. All I can remember is watching it repeatedly as a kid and that martial arts were involved. Visiting Bruce Lee’s grave and being trained by his ghost in your dreams is a plot device that should be used in more films.
put on BEST OF THE BEST to just have something on in the background but turns out i am a sucker for any martial arts competition movie no matter how mid?
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
This made me look up No Retreat, No Surrender. All I can remember is watching it repeatedly as a kid and that martial arts were involved. Visiting Bruce Lee’s grave and being trained by his ghost in your dreams is a plot device that should be used in more films.
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Where do I go from here…
The US Mint has said that it will end the production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Where do I go from here…
Yes, finally give the American people what they want: the power to negotiate with an industry where fax machines are a prevalent form of communication.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Yes, finally give the American people what they want: the power to negotiate with an industry where fax machines are a prevalent form of communication.
As someone who hates puns but loves to see the current US government humiliated, yesterday was an emotionally conflicting day to be on Bluesky with the sandwich assault verdict. This was the best of the worst.
sandwch guy is the gyro we need
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
As someone who hates puns but loves to see the current US government humiliated, yesterday was an emotionally conflicting day to be on Bluesky with the sandwich assault verdict. This was the best of the worst.
Nice to see Renegade is an impotent battle cry on both sides of the Atlantic.
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Nice to see Renegade is an impotent battle cry on both sides of the Atlantic.
Zuckerberg isn’t dressing up as John Wick, he’s dressing up as an AI image of John Wick which is basically Keanu Reeves with the Rachel.
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
September 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Zuckerberg isn’t dressing up as John Wick, he’s dressing up as an AI image of John Wick which is basically Keanu Reeves with the Rachel.
All these people trying to undercut our president by saying med beds aren’t real are acting like no one watched the documentary, Prometheus.
September 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
All these people trying to undercut our president by saying med beds aren’t real are acting like no one watched the documentary, Prometheus.
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If whisky can damage your short term memory, just think what whisky can do.
July 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If whisky can damage your short term memory, just think what whisky can do.
“Please, for the kids, don’t make me take off the head. It’s bad enough they think a mouse can steal their parent’s credit card.”
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud
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July 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
“Please, for the kids, don’t make me take off the head. It’s bad enough they think a mouse can steal their parent’s credit card.”
As a small business owner, I can confirm that operating with ethics rarely results in financial value equivalent with the product or service you provide at least compared to what the charlatans regularly receive. At least we’re not charlatans though.
As someone who has run an actual non-ridiculous independent media operation for over two decades which has lost multiple sponsors due to our public "we're against fascism" stance... to hear that Weiss might get $200 million for basically justifying and whitewashing fascism... is... frustrating.
FT Exclusive: Weiss has met with David Ellison, the incoming owner of CBS News, over a potential deal to sell her three-year-old media company, according to several people familiar with the matter. https://on.ft.com/4eZ6WbM
July 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
As a small business owner, I can confirm that operating with ethics rarely results in financial value equivalent with the product or service you provide at least compared to what the charlatans regularly receive. At least we’re not charlatans though.
Have they called Jason Statham in yet?
Listen, folks, we can usually give advice to prepare you ahead of time for emergencies.
But no one could have predicted 250 MILLION BEES would be loose on a road.
So, stay away. Just…. Don’t go anywhere near them.
But no one could have predicted 250 MILLION BEES would be loose on a road.
So, stay away. Just…. Don’t go anywhere near them.
Millions of pollinating bees are swarming in Whatcom County after a commercial vehicle rolled over Friday morning near Lynden, according to the Whatcom County Sheriff’s Department.
May 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Have they called Jason Statham in yet?
movie u have watched more than six times using gifs
(hard mode no star wars star trek or LOTR)
(hard mode no star wars star trek or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
movie u have watched more than six times using gifs
(hard mode no star wars star trek or LOTR)
(hard mode no star wars star trek or LOTR)
Is it measles? It’s got to be measles, right?
April 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Is it measles? It’s got to be measles, right?
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Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
Troll alert. 1.4k replies and he doesn’t engage with a single one. He knows why Democratic voters don’t want Cuomo to win. He’s unwilling to say it directly because doing so screams “I’ve done these things too, and I don’t want to suffer repercussions”
March 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Troll alert. 1.4k replies and he doesn’t engage with a single one. He knows why Democratic voters don’t want Cuomo to win. He’s unwilling to say it directly because doing so screams “I’ve done these things too, and I don’t want to suffer repercussions”
“Look at all these rubes who fail to understand the nuance of why we do Nazi salutes.” - not a single CPAC attendee
For those playing along at home we are now at the: "Ok sure they're Nazi salutes - but that doesn't make them expressions of Nazism" stage of denial.
February 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
“Look at all these rubes who fail to understand the nuance of why we do Nazi salutes.” - not a single CPAC attendee