That John B
@stoicjohn.bsky.social
Excel goblin, youth soccer coach, Scoop, wannabe blacksmith.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: THE DRINKS FRIDGE IS NOW KNOWN AS THE BEVERFRIDGE, PLEASE UPDATE YOUR RECORDS
those are beverages sir
August 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT: THE DRINKS FRIDGE IS NOW KNOWN AS THE BEVERFRIDGE, PLEASE UPDATE YOUR RECORDS
@mindnoodler.bsky.social Me reflecting on the latest PSS bank show.
August 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@mindnoodler.bsky.social Me reflecting on the latest PSS bank show.
Can the White House get rid of the jack rabbit display at the Natural History Museum in DC? Because that haunted me when I was a kid.
August 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Can the White House get rid of the jack rabbit display at the Natural History Museum in DC? Because that haunted me when I was a kid.
I’m good for about three Crash Test Dummies songs before my voice tightens up too much.
a man is making a funny face with his mouth open .
ALT: a man is making a funny face with his mouth open .
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August 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m good for about three Crash Test Dummies songs before my voice tightens up too much.
I'm assuming the craft services at the We Are The World taping was awkward.
August 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I'm assuming the craft services at the We Are The World taping was awkward.
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social It was never the same after they lost the vector graphic Star Wars game and shortened the skee ball machines.
August 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social It was never the same after they lost the vector graphic Star Wars game and shortened the skee ball machines.
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There's a very small sliver in the world where Improv comedy and Horse Racing overlap and apparently it's entirely occupied by @mindnoodler.bsky.social and me.
I can't wait for more Not Furlong featuring the @heyscoops.bsky.social crew
I can't wait for more Not Furlong featuring the @heyscoops.bsky.social crew
April 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There's a very small sliver in the world where Improv comedy and Horse Racing overlap and apparently it's entirely occupied by @mindnoodler.bsky.social and me.
I can't wait for more Not Furlong featuring the @heyscoops.bsky.social crew
I can't wait for more Not Furlong featuring the @heyscoops.bsky.social crew
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social I’m thinking “Unbridled Bits” for the name of the Race for the Crown recap podcast, but it’s probably too on the nose.
April 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social I’m thinking “Unbridled Bits” for the name of the Race for the Crown recap podcast, but it’s probably too on the nose.
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Your roof is 23 years old and the shingles are looking quite worse for wear. You hire a contractor to reshingle and pay half of the cost up front. Your contractor is removing the old shingles (there were already two layers, and building code doesn't allow a third) when Leon, a used car salesman...
March 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Your roof is 23 years old and the shingles are looking quite worse for wear. You hire a contractor to reshingle and pay half of the cost up front. Your contractor is removing the old shingles (there were already two layers, and building code doesn't allow a third) when Leon, a used car salesman...
Me every time a Fool Us magician drops approved confetti on the stage. @mindnoodler.bsky.social
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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February 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me every time a Fool Us magician drops approved confetti on the stage. @mindnoodler.bsky.social
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Yes, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. But did he face it? Did he stare into the inky abyss and vow to destroy that horrible mocking doppelgänger lest it devour him and indeed all that is decent in the cosmos? C’mon, weather news, get us the full story
February 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yes, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. But did he face it? Did he stare into the inky abyss and vow to destroy that horrible mocking doppelgänger lest it devour him and indeed all that is decent in the cosmos? C’mon, weather news, get us the full story
If we’re going through all this trouble to collapse American society can we at least have lawn darts and Turtle Pies back?
February 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If we’re going through all this trouble to collapse American society can we at least have lawn darts and Turtle Pies back?
I don’t know who this post is for but I think Coach Calipari is totally wearing the red 50th Anniversary Penn & Teller jacket.
February 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I don’t know who this post is for but I think Coach Calipari is totally wearing the red 50th Anniversary Penn & Teller jacket.
Did the Middle-earth dwarves get driven from their home by a balrog, or did they all die because they never built hand rails?
December 27, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Did the Middle-earth dwarves get driven from their home by a balrog, or did they all die because they never built hand rails?
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Aside from comics, I also use my ipad to makes stuff like this video for @heyscoops.bsky.social
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youtu.be/BUlVTwHq1a8?...
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YouTube video by Not So Good At This
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December 22, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Aside from comics, I also use my ipad to makes stuff like this video for @heyscoops.bsky.social
youtu.be/BUlVTwHq1a8?...
youtu.be/BUlVTwHq1a8?...
“And that’s the way you do it.”
December 11, 2024 at 1:01 AM
“And that’s the way you do it.”
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social Merry Christmas from Richmond Mall!
December 6, 2024 at 9:01 PM
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social Merry Christmas from Richmond Mall!
My Christmas playlist needs a refresh, what's the first song you would add to your own Holiday playlist?
snoopy is sitting at a table with a mug of beer and woodstock is eating donuts .
ALT: snoopy is sitting at a table with a mug of beer and woodstock is eating donuts .
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December 6, 2024 at 8:43 PM
My Christmas playlist needs a refresh, what's the first song you would add to your own Holiday playlist?
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happy monday fuckers
December 2, 2024 at 8:32 AM
happy monday fuckers
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Watching 📽️Planes, Trains, and Automobiles📽️ and I'm reminded that the third act is about the HaRrOwInG drive between St. Louis and Chicago that I have done ~20 times.
November 24, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Watching 📽️Planes, Trains, and Automobiles📽️ and I'm reminded that the third act is about the HaRrOwInG drive between St. Louis and Chicago that I have done ~20 times.
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You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
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November 21, 2024 at 3:01 PM