That John B
@stoicjohn.bsky.social
Excel goblin, youth soccer coach, Scoop, wannabe blacksmith.
@mindnoodler.bsky.social Me reflecting on the latest PSS bank show.
August 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@mindnoodler.bsky.social Me reflecting on the latest PSS bank show.
Can the White House get rid of the jack rabbit display at the Natural History Museum in DC? Because that haunted me when I was a kid.
August 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Can the White House get rid of the jack rabbit display at the Natural History Museum in DC? Because that haunted me when I was a kid.
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social It was never the same after they lost the vector graphic Star Wars game and shortened the skee ball machines.
August 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social It was never the same after they lost the vector graphic Star Wars game and shortened the skee ball machines.
Our Walgreens has their headless nutcrackers out.
July 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Our Walgreens has their headless nutcrackers out.
A quick Google search confirmed Boy II Men wearing the exclusive Newman Brat line. #NotFurling @ntnewman.bsky.social
May 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A quick Google search confirmed Boy II Men wearing the exclusive Newman Brat line. #NotFurling @ntnewman.bsky.social
I don’t know who this post is for but I think Coach Calipari is totally wearing the red 50th Anniversary Penn & Teller jacket.
February 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I don’t know who this post is for but I think Coach Calipari is totally wearing the red 50th Anniversary Penn & Teller jacket.
Did the Middle-earth dwarves get driven from their home by a balrog, or did they all die because they never built hand rails?
December 27, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Did the Middle-earth dwarves get driven from their home by a balrog, or did they all die because they never built hand rails?
“And that’s the way you do it.”
December 11, 2024 at 1:01 AM
“And that’s the way you do it.”
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social Merry Christmas from Richmond Mall!
December 6, 2024 at 9:01 PM
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social Merry Christmas from Richmond Mall!
Give a man a hook and he can hang his hat, teach a man to forge a hook and everyone he knows is getting coat racks for Christmas.
November 19, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Give a man a hook and he can hang his hat, teach a man to forge a hook and everyone he knows is getting coat racks for Christmas.
Jacob's Vegas restroom stories remind me of callers telling their paranormal encounters on Coast to Coast AM. #ThrowingCrapsAtTheElCortez
November 14, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Jacob's Vegas restroom stories remind me of callers telling their paranormal encounters on Coast to Coast AM. #ThrowingCrapsAtTheElCortez
I forged a decent little wall hook, and now I have to spend the next week desperately trying to make another one that actually matches it.
November 8, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I forged a decent little wall hook, and now I have to spend the next week desperately trying to make another one that actually matches it.
I do everything I can to support and encourage my kid's friends...until they try to change back the inverted Y-axis on my Playstation. Then they can find a new village to raise themselves.
April 6, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I do everything I can to support and encourage my kid's friends...until they try to change back the inverted Y-axis on my Playstation. Then they can find a new village to raise themselves.
Welp, @thefamouspaul.bsky.social ’s ruined another song for me.
April 4, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Welp, @thefamouspaul.bsky.social ’s ruined another song for me.