Matt Horsley
@stitchmjh.bsky.social
Make a band singular:
Don Henley of Death Metal
Don Henley of Death Metal
Make a band singular.
Adam
Adam
Make a band singular.
Mike's Garage
Mike's Garage
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Make a band singular:
Don Henley of Death Metal
Don Henley of Death Metal
Slightly diminish a band: Robin Reliant Halen
Slightly diminish a band: Mötley Staff
Slightly diminish a band: Lid Zeppelin
August 13, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Robin Reliant Halen
I thought I had a joke about Jamie McCrimmon, but I put it together wrong and now it's about someone else.
I’ve got a joke about Curse of Fenric but you need to have faith for it to work
I've got a joke about the Celestial Toymaker but it gets me quite oddly animated
June 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I thought I had a joke about Jamie McCrimmon, but I put it together wrong and now it's about someone else.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Life of 6.2831853071
Life of 6.2831853071
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
The Penultimate Jedi and the Last Jedi
The Penultimate Jedi and the Last Jedi
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
And Then There Were Minus Ten
And Then There Were Minus Ten
May 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Life of 6.2831853071
Life of 6.2831853071
I had something similar to this happen to me when I was at school. I got 90% in a spelling test, and the teacher gave everyone who didn't get 100% a detention the following lunch time to repeat the test.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Harlow school punishes pupils for scoring below 90% in maths
A parent says the school's policy for top set students is
www.bbc.co.uk
February 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I had something similar to this happen to me when I was at school. I got 90% in a spelling test, and the teacher gave everyone who didn't get 100% a detention the following lunch time to repeat the test.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Reposted by Matt Horsley
Microsoft is going to price gouge you by adding their genAI to your subscription without your consent, and they are not transparent about how to avoid this bullshit.
Here's how to change your subscription back to "Classic" for a lower charge without Copilot: answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...
Here's how to change your subscription back to "Classic" for a lower charge without Copilot: answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...
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answers.microsoft.com
January 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Microsoft is going to price gouge you by adding their genAI to your subscription without your consent, and they are not transparent about how to avoid this bullshit.
Here's how to change your subscription back to "Classic" for a lower charge without Copilot: answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...
Here's how to change your subscription back to "Classic" for a lower charge without Copilot: answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #792,730, in the first 10%.
And I've made such good use of it over the last year - half my posts have explained my nickname, and the other half is a hamster photo.
And I've made such good use of it over the last year - half my posts have explained my nickname, and the other half is a hamster photo.
September 17, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #792,730, in the first 10%.
And I've made such good use of it over the last year - half my posts have explained my nickname, and the other half is a hamster photo.
And I've made such good use of it over the last year - half my posts have explained my nickname, and the other half is a hamster photo.
Why do you go by the handle you do?
Because I once accidentally threw a round of drinks at someone - and to add insult to injury, the only drink that spilled was his. So he coined the nickname Stitch, as in "Stitch this!".
Because I once accidentally threw a round of drinks at someone - and to add insult to injury, the only drink that spilled was his. So he coined the nickname Stitch, as in "Stitch this!".
Why do you go by the handle you do?
Because I’m the god of llamas. Obviously. Sometimes Occam’s razor is enough. (Except when he wants to get those tricky bits behind his ears.)
Because I’m the god of llamas. Obviously. Sometimes Occam’s razor is enough. (Except when he wants to get those tricky bits behind his ears.)
Why do you go by the handle you do?
I don't really . I've had a variety of handles over the years, but right now it is just a composite of my names.
I don't really . I've had a variety of handles over the years, but right now it is just a composite of my names.
October 17, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Why do you go by the handle you do?
Because I once accidentally threw a round of drinks at someone - and to add insult to injury, the only drink that spilled was his. So he coined the nickname Stitch, as in "Stitch this!".
Because I once accidentally threw a round of drinks at someone - and to add insult to injury, the only drink that spilled was his. So he coined the nickname Stitch, as in "Stitch this!".
Seeing as I got my invite from @kyffles.bsky.social, I guess I'll start with a rare photo of Amber standing still long enough to not be a blur.
August 30, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Seeing as I got my invite from @kyffles.bsky.social, I guess I'll start with a rare photo of Amber standing still long enough to not be a blur.