The Irate Gatsby
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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom
I love the movie but you gotta admit "Jerry Dandridge" is one of the all-time worst vampire names.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I love the movie but you gotta admit "Jerry Dandridge" is one of the all-time worst vampire names.
This is undoubtedly the funniest way this could've turned out. I'm now convinced that Trump may actually be some kind of Babylonian trickster demon that visits the world of men every 1,000 years to sow chaos and amuse himself.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is undoubtedly the funniest way this could've turned out. I'm now convinced that Trump may actually be some kind of Babylonian trickster demon that visits the world of men every 1,000 years to sow chaos and amuse himself.
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Trump's around JD and Miller all day, Zorhan is like manna from heaven
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Trump's around JD and Miller all day, Zorhan is like manna from heaven
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Stephen Miller frantically pushing buttons on the Trump remote control "damn, why is this thing not working!"
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Stephen Miller frantically pushing buttons on the Trump remote control "damn, why is this thing not working!"
Hey Zohran, don't eat or drink anything they give you!
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Live updates: Trump set to meet with Zohran Mamdani at White House
Mamdani said he sees the White House meeting as an opportunity to
www.nbcnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey Zohran, don't eat or drink anything they give you!
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Im willing to bet real money that this is like the 5th time he's fallen for this
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Im willing to bet real money that this is like the 5th time he's fallen for this
"Aw shit! it's Poseidon and he's wasted!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Aw shit! it's Poseidon and he's wasted!"
(rubs sneezing powder on gums) yeah, this is some good shit man
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
(rubs sneezing powder on gums) yeah, this is some good shit man
Oh sweetie, your days of being able to inspire legions of lunatics to violence with a single tweet are so over. No one is killing or dying for your demented old ass anymore. Ya played yourself.
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Oh sweetie, your days of being able to inspire legions of lunatics to violence with a single tweet are so over. No one is killing or dying for your demented old ass anymore. Ya played yourself.
You KNOW this conversation must happen on a monthly basis in the White House
Trump: Can't I just start killing journalists?
Mike Johnson: No Mr. President I'm afraid that would be a bridge too far.
Trump: So? We don't have to use a bridge. We could use a window.
Trump: Can't I just start killing journalists?
Mike Johnson: No Mr. President I'm afraid that would be a bridge too far.
Trump: So? We don't have to use a bridge. We could use a window.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You KNOW this conversation must happen on a monthly basis in the White House
Trump: Can't I just start killing journalists?
Mike Johnson: No Mr. President I'm afraid that would be a bridge too far.
Trump: So? We don't have to use a bridge. We could use a window.
Trump: Can't I just start killing journalists?
Mike Johnson: No Mr. President I'm afraid that would be a bridge too far.
Trump: So? We don't have to use a bridge. We could use a window.
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ICE is basically the comments section with weapons.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
ICE is basically the comments section with weapons.
John Williams' unused theme song for Gilligan's Island. I love John Williams but in this case I'd say good call.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
John Williams' unused theme song for Gilligan's Island. I love John Williams but in this case I'd say good call.
Young Republicans in the 80s vs young Republicans now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Young Republicans in the 80s vs young Republicans now.
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Taking down Trump isn’t even political anymore, it’s about taking down a transnational criminal organization operating at the highest echelons of US government and putting our international security at extreme risk.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Taking down Trump isn’t even political anymore, it’s about taking down a transnational criminal organization operating at the highest echelons of US government and putting our international security at extreme risk.
These two were the founding fathers of the Manosphere, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
These two were the founding fathers of the Manosphere, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation
Weird how we do the least amount of physical labor of any group of people in history yet we need the most energy drugs
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Weird how we do the least amount of physical labor of any group of people in history yet we need the most energy drugs
Louis CK's author photo on the back of his novel is insane
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Louis CK's author photo on the back of his novel is insane
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I will touch grass when I am dead (from underneath)
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I will touch grass when I am dead (from underneath)
Preview of the Epstein Files
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Preview of the Epstein Files
Alan Hale Jr. has had enough
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Alan Hale Jr. has had enough
Calling Dick Tracy! The Loomer has escaped from Sing Sing and is on the loose in the city! Be on the lookout!
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Calling Dick Tracy! The Loomer has escaped from Sing Sing and is on the loose in the city! Be on the lookout!
In Trump's defense this is the reporter he was talking to
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In Trump's defense this is the reporter he was talking to
So? Bob Hope couldve been shot by the Nazis, the Japanese, the Koreans, the Viet Cong, and the Iraqi Republican Guard but that didn't stop him. New rule: you're a pussy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So? Bob Hope couldve been shot by the Nazis, the Japanese, the Koreans, the Viet Cong, and the Iraqi Republican Guard but that didn't stop him. New rule: you're a pussy.