The Irate Gatsby
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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom
Monsters crawl among us
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Monsters crawl among us
Dude is going to be wearing his underwear on the outside of his clothes by 2028, but sure. Sounds like a plan.
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Dude is going to be wearing his underwear on the outside of his clothes by 2028, but sure. Sounds like a plan.
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The Santa Clause is the most SINISTER Christmas classic! Phelan and I talked all about it here, please share!
youtu.be/cxuWdmLxso0
youtu.be/cxuWdmLxso0
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The Santa Clause is the most SINISTER Christmas classic! Phelan and I talked all about it here, please share!
youtu.be/cxuWdmLxso0
youtu.be/cxuWdmLxso0
The little man that lives in my freezer (I have to wait till he's asleep to sneak an Eggo)
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The little man that lives in my freezer (I have to wait till he's asleep to sneak an Eggo)
"Aw that's sweet"
or
"Straight to jail"?
or
"Straight to jail"?
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"Aw that's sweet"
or
"Straight to jail"?
or
"Straight to jail"?
Trump can make all the big threats he wants. All he's doing is giving us a sneak preview of his next colossal fuck-up.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
Trump pushes long-running attack on Biden autopen use, claiming he’s ‘cancelling’ actions signed with it | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump on Friday continued his effort to delegitimize actions taken during Joe Biden’s presidency, claiming in a social media post that he is “cancelling all executive orders, and anyt...
www.cnn.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Trump can make all the big threats he wants. All he's doing is giving us a sneak preview of his next colossal fuck-up.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
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In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
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someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
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typical trump pardon, the turkey has already been arrested again for threatening his ex-wife with an axe and soliciting sex at a chicken farm. p-turkey-pardon-biden-ukraine-2025.html
Trump pardons Thanksgiving turkeys, blasts Biden and says Ukraine peace deal is ‘very close’
Thanksgiving turkey prices have climbed this year, the first of President Donald Trump's second term in the White House.
www.cnbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
typical trump pardon, the turkey has already been arrested again for threatening his ex-wife with an axe and soliciting sex at a chicken farm. p-turkey-pardon-biden-ukraine-2025.html
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
A bottle of baby oil is Diddy's familiar
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A bottle of baby oil is Diddy's familiar
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here is a handy visual guide to tell when your turkey is done
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
here is a handy visual guide to tell when your turkey is done
Not so bussin now, is it kids?! You know what isn't 6-7?! The big house!!!
nypost.com/2025/11/25/u...
nypost.com/2025/11/25/u...
Over 200 underage drinkers arrested at Arizona bar in wild police raid: cops
The Tempe Police Department made the arrests during an underage alcohol enforcement operation on November 20, 2025, at Tempe Tavern, Arizona.
nypost.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Not so bussin now, is it kids?! You know what isn't 6-7?! The big house!!!
nypost.com/2025/11/25/u...
nypost.com/2025/11/25/u...
That's also just being a New Yorker
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That's also just being a New Yorker
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
When someone questions my turkey carving technique
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When someone questions my turkey carving technique
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I found a bunch of these in the trunk of an abandoned car, so this Christmas it's Flowbees all around!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I found a bunch of these in the trunk of an abandoned car, so this Christmas it's Flowbees all around!!
I have to say all these troubles in the world have really cast a pall over No Nut November this year.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I have to say all these troubles in the world have really cast a pall over No Nut November this year.