The Irate Gatsby
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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom
A bottle of baby oil is Diddy's familiar
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A bottle of baby oil is Diddy's familiar
That's also just being a New Yorker
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That's also just being a New Yorker
When someone questions my turkey carving technique
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When someone questions my turkey carving technique
I found a bunch of these in the trunk of an abandoned car, so this Christmas it's Flowbees all around!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I found a bunch of these in the trunk of an abandoned car, so this Christmas it's Flowbees all around!!
I have to say all these troubles in the world have really cast a pall over No Nut November this year.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I have to say all these troubles in the world have really cast a pall over No Nut November this year.
Plaster cast of one of the victims of Pompeii. Heartbreaking.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Plaster cast of one of the victims of Pompeii. Heartbreaking.
My dog just dropped a massive bomb on me. I'm going to need time to process this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My dog just dropped a massive bomb on me. I'm going to need time to process this.
Geographically people from Brooklyn and Queens are Long Islanders. Don't be afraid to remind them of that whenever they start putting on airs.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Geographically people from Brooklyn and Queens are Long Islanders. Don't be afraid to remind them of that whenever they start putting on airs.
Aw hell yeah! Back to basics Breen
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Aw hell yeah! Back to basics Breen
🎵Siiiimply haaaaving...
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
🎵Siiiimply haaaaving...
Trump is demanding that Paul McCartney re-record Ebony & Ivory as Ivory & Ivory or he will be de-naturalized
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Trump is demanding that Paul McCartney re-record Ebony & Ivory as Ivory & Ivory or he will be de-naturalized
Willem Dafoe or Willem DaMonkey?
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Willem Dafoe or Willem DaMonkey?
Jesus he's still going a day later. This boy is smitten.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Jesus he's still going a day later. This boy is smitten.
🎵Ooooooonce there was this kid who
got into an accident and couldn't come to school
but wheee-een he finally came back
His
hair
had turned from black into bright white
got into an accident and couldn't come to school
but wheee-een he finally came back
His
hair
had turned from black into bright white
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
🎵Ooooooonce there was this kid who
got into an accident and couldn't come to school
but wheee-een he finally came back
His
hair
had turned from black into bright white
got into an accident and couldn't come to school
but wheee-een he finally came back
His
hair
had turned from black into bright white
I want to be this guy. Just holding court on the corner like a sultan.
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I want to be this guy. Just holding court on the corner like a sultan.
We found his Bugs Bunny in drag. He is putty in our hands.
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We found his Bugs Bunny in drag. He is putty in our hands.
I love the movie but you gotta admit "Jerry Dandridge" is one of the all-time worst vampire names.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I love the movie but you gotta admit "Jerry Dandridge" is one of the all-time worst vampire names.
This is undoubtedly the funniest way this could've turned out. I'm now convinced that Trump may actually be some kind of Babylonian trickster demon that visits the world of men every 1,000 years to sow chaos and amuse himself.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is undoubtedly the funniest way this could've turned out. I'm now convinced that Trump may actually be some kind of Babylonian trickster demon that visits the world of men every 1,000 years to sow chaos and amuse himself.
"Aw shit! it's Poseidon and he's wasted!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Aw shit! it's Poseidon and he's wasted!"