Steve Schulz
@steveschulz.bsky.social
Minnesotan. Former journo. Nature nerd. Tree hugger. Bird watcher. Leftist. Timberwolves/Lynx truther. I’m just here for the zip line.
I don’t know if anyone remembers that frenetic Minnesota-based tweetstorm a few years back on New Year’s Eve on Twitter, but it was the last fun day on that platform.
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I don’t know if anyone remembers that frenetic Minnesota-based tweetstorm a few years back on New Year’s Eve on Twitter, but it was the last fun day on that platform.
Why are the starters still playing? Yikes.
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Why are the starters still playing? Yikes.
2026 goals:
1. More time in nature
2. Work on Macho Man Randy Savage impression
3. Punish fascists
1. More time in nature
2. Work on Macho Man Randy Savage impression
3. Punish fascists
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
2026 goals:
1. More time in nature
2. Work on Macho Man Randy Savage impression
3. Punish fascists
1. More time in nature
2. Work on Macho Man Randy Savage impression
3. Punish fascists
Finch really needs to start benching guys for starting games with low effort/no effort. It’s an every-game problem.
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Finch really needs to start benching guys for starting games with low effort/no effort. It’s an every-game problem.
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THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
Grady alert! Michael Grady alert! (No hate for Alan Horton, who is also excellent and we are lucky to have him.)
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Grady alert! Michael Grady alert! (No hate for Alan Horton, who is also excellent and we are lucky to have him.)
Can’t do much better than this!
Timberwolves in the 3Q
40 points on 17/26 FG (65.4%), 73.2% TS
13/18 from 2
4/8 from 3
10 assists, 0 turnovers
Anthony Edwards (12) and Naz Reid (10) combined to shoot 10/14, while Julius Randle dropped 6 dimes.
Much-needed dominant offensive frame.
40 points on 17/26 FG (65.4%), 73.2% TS
13/18 from 2
4/8 from 3
10 assists, 0 turnovers
Anthony Edwards (12) and Naz Reid (10) combined to shoot 10/14, while Julius Randle dropped 6 dimes.
Much-needed dominant offensive frame.
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Can’t do much better than this!
My frustration with a Timberwolves loss usually dissipates within an hour. This team brings me a lot of joy. I spent way too many years watching bad ball not to enjoy the good stuff. Go Wolves.
December 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My frustration with a Timberwolves loss usually dissipates within an hour. This team brings me a lot of joy. I spent way too many years watching bad ball not to enjoy the good stuff. Go Wolves.
Three suns today, I guess.
December 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Three suns today, I guess.
The Wolves can’t coast in the first half and win at a high level. They have talent but not that much talent.
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Wolves can’t coast in the first half and win at a high level. They have talent but not that much talent.
Watching the Wolves as stress relief for the second Trump term has backfired.
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Watching the Wolves as stress relief for the second Trump term has backfired.
Reposted by Steve Schulz
One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
The Wolves trailing an inferior team in the first half is just tradition at this point.
December 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Wolves trailing an inferior team in the first half is just tradition at this point.
Crowd is chanting MVP for Scott Foster, apparently.
December 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Crowd is chanting MVP for Scott Foster, apparently.
Come on. These games can’t come down to who puts on the best show for the refs.
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Come on. These games can’t come down to who puts on the best show for the refs.
Is this good, or?
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Is this good, or?
Scott has checked Scott’s work and has determined Scott was right all along.
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Scott has checked Scott’s work and has determined Scott was right all along.
Between Ant being banged up and ice cold 3 point shooting, it’s kinda crazy the Wolves are in this game at all.
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Between Ant being banged up and ice cold 3 point shooting, it’s kinda crazy the Wolves are in this game at all.
Committing another war crime while tweeting crazy shit 200 times on Christmas like a typical, mentally stable family man.
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Committing another war crime while tweeting crazy shit 200 times on Christmas like a typical, mentally stable family man.
What has two thumbs and a QB with more than zero passing yards? THIS GUY.
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What has two thumbs and a QB with more than zero passing yards? THIS GUY.
The best part about NFL players head butting each other in celebration is they won’t remember what caused their CTE.
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The best part about NFL players head butting each other in celebration is they won’t remember what caused their CTE.
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know it’s probably better for the Vikings to lose and improve their draft position, but man I just want our fans to watch a good game and enjoy Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know it’s probably better for the Vikings to lose and improve their draft position, but man I just want our fans to watch a good game and enjoy Christmas.
Seems like OKC has a hard time winning since Finch drew attention to the whistle disparity. Odd!
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Seems like OKC has a hard time winning since Finch drew attention to the whistle disparity. Odd!